Len Cnut Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Now that you mention it yes, i do recall Noel Gallagher, in the very early days, making mention of it being his duty to banish Phil Collins from the charts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 ITV An Audience With Saturday night specials were made for people like Phil Collins. His appeal should be limited to Daily Mail reading housewives and anybody outside of that demographic who owns a Phil Collins CD should feel utterly ashamed of themselves. But as much as I loathe Phil, there is somebody worse. Somebody who almost makes Phil seem tolerable by comparison. Rod fucking Stewart. Ugh. *shivers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Good in the Faces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Rod Stewart is in the queue at Sainsburys, till tart goes to him 'hello Mr Stewart...are you single by any chance?' He goes 'aha, yes, how can you tell? Is it cuz I'm buying all single serving food?', girl goes 'no, it's cuz you're a fuckin' ugly cunt'.Well i thought it was funny anyway! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 You should like him as he was a dapper looking Mod. Pre-fame he used to be known as 'Rod the Mod', a leading 'Face', 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalsh327 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I forget Rod put a memoir out. Here's some early Phil Collins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 You should like him as he was a dapper looking Mod. Pre-fame he used to be known as 'Rod the Mod', a leading 'Face',He's one of those people who would've benefitted from an untimely death I'm aware of his pedigree but you gotta remember i was born in 1983, i learned about mods way after the fact, my enduring image of him is with those frilly sleeves, dressing like Louis the Fourteenth and generally acting like a ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Celtic supporter with a belly full of semen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towelie Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 (edited) Rod Stewart is in the queue at Sainsburys, till tart goes to him 'hello Mr Stewart...are you single by any chance?' He goes 'aha, yes, how can you tell? Is it cuz I'm buying all single serving food?', girl goes 'no, it's cuz you're a fuckin' ugly cunt' The only thing worse than his croaky shrieks is his smug face, which is so ugly when he sits in the sand the cats try to bury him. Edited October 29, 2015 by Towelie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 (edited) Whatever, I really like this song. Now there! Edited October 29, 2015 by MB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Whatever, I really like this song. Now there!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcHXu_mCWdIThats the one solo song of his that i like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share Posted October 29, 2015 Can you guys shut the fuck up?! There's another thread for all of this bitching 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Very boring artist, IMO. Music to put you to sleep. Sussudio? Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share Posted October 29, 2015 No Jacket Required is a fantastic album you hooray for tolerance!s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Lionel Blair. I'd beat him with Jamie Oliver's bike clamp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomfriend Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) And what of Buster? It is not bad really. I think they wanted Bob Hoskins but could not get him so ended up with Phil! That's probably the story of his marriage too.Meat Loaf had a fucking hilarious story about Rod that he told on some Aussie radio show a couple of years ago. There was a video of it on YouTube which I think has been taken down sadly.Basically when Meat was recording Bat Out Of Hell, Rod was recording something next door. Engineer asked if he wanted to meet him. Went round, Rod nowhere to be seen, probably off having a smoke so he waited for him in his vocal booth.Apparently every wall of it was full of pictures of cocks of various sizes, shapes and ethnicities. Not the men, mind you, just their cocks. Meat left but for the rest of the day was haunted by the image of a plethora of dicks "and these BIG balls!" he said, eyes bugging with emphasis. Edited October 30, 2015 by tomfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 And what of Buster? It is not bad really. I think they wanted Bob Hoskins but could not get him so ended up with Phil! That's probably the story of his marriage too.Meat Loaf had a fucking hilarious story about Rod that he told on some Aussie radio show a couple of years ago. There was a video of it on YouTube which I think has been taken down sadly.Basically when Meat was recording Bat Out Of Hell, Rod was recording something next door. Engineer asked if he wanted to meet him. Went round, Rod nowhere to be seen, probably off having a smoke so he waited for him in his vocal booth.Apparently every wall of it was full of pictures of cocks of various sizes, shapes and ethnicities. Not the men, mind you, just their cocks. Meat left but for the rest of the day was haunted by the image of a plethora of dicks "and these BIG balls!" he said, eyes bugging with emphasis.Yet he has had some success with the ladies, Rachel Hunter, Penny Lancaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 If you call that success. Rockstars in general have fucking awful taste in women. Permatanned hoes who've sucked off 6 roadies to get to you and who come apart like Dr Phibes when they take their makeup and extensions off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 If you call that success. Rockstars in general have fucking awful taste in women. Permatanned hoes who've sucked off 6 roadies to get to you and who come apart like Dr Phibes when they take their makeup and extensions off.Or, in many cases, they're children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 More mileage in them then, innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 SOrry, but why is Phil Collins being called a paedo? Pete Townshend maybe (When is that book coming out?) and Ian Watkins (No, not the one you suspected from Steps)Phil makes inoffensive music, and I quite like the majority of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) SOrry, but why is Phil Collins being called a paedo? Pete Townshend maybe (When is that book coming out?) and Ian Watkins (No, not the one you suspected from Steps)Phil makes inoffensive music, and I quite like the majority of it!He wasn't being called a pedo, Towelie was just taking the mickey. As for Pete Townshend he actually published an essay on the subject prior to the accusation. Edited November 4, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 SOrry, but why is Phil Collins being called a paedo? Pete Townshend maybe (When is that book coming out?) and Ian Watkins (No, not the one you suspected from Steps)Phil makes inoffensive music, and I quite like the majority of it!He wasn't being called a pedo, Towelie was just taking the mickey. As for Pete Townshend he actually published an essay on the subject prior to the accusation.Did that essay really come out before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I think the essay was Jan 02 whilst he was convicted in 03. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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