Dazey Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Dazey said: I literally had no idea what you were responding to for a minute. Think it's time for the wife and kid to come home so I can stop being a degenerate. That said, two more weeks to drink my underwear to death! Woo hoo! I said "underwear" I meant to say "self". It's Thursday. I have work tomorrow. Bad form! Can you call that a Freudian slip or is that just about fucking your mother? Edited December 8, 2016 by Dazey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Dazey said: I said "underwear" I meant to say "self". It's Thursday. I have work tomorrow. Bad form! Can you call that a Freudian slip or is that just about fucking your mother? no that counts as a Freudian slip the other is an Oedipus complex and i thought the underwear thing was another British i didn't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 minute ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: no that counts as a Freudian slip the other is an Oedipus complex and i thought the underwear thing was another British i didn't know Ooh, yeah! Oedipus! Right mucky bastard! He was from Watford yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 20 minutes ago, Dazey said: I said "underwear" I meant to say "self". It's Thursday. I have work tomorrow. Bad form! Can you call that a Freudian slip or is that just about fucking your mother? MAJOR Freudian slip and I've brought out my notebook for this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 35 minutes ago, Dazey said: I said "underwear" I meant to say "self". It's Thursday. I have work tomorrow. Bad form! Can you call that a Freudian slip or is that just about fucking your mother? For years, before i knew who Freud was, i thought a Freudian Slip was a ladies under-garment. 'here Mum, try this on...yeah, leave the door open, good girl'. I can just imagine his Jewish father aggrieved that little Siggy never made it in the rag trade. 'Oy, this psychiatry is drek! Shmata! You should've stuck with the Shmata Siggy!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: For years, before i knew who Freud was, i thought a Freudian Slip was a ladies under-garment. 'here Mum, try this on...yeah, leave the door open, good girl'. I can just imagine his Jewish father aggrieved that little Siggy never made it in the rag trade. 'Oy, this psychiatry is drek! Shmata! You should've stuck with the Shmata Siggy!' This all started 2 hours ago with a picture of Tom Hardy reading children's stories on the BBC. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Dazey said: This all started 2 hours ago with a picture of Tom Hardy reading children's stories on the BBC. And ended in inappropriate sexual deviancy...which brings us neatly back to the BBC! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: And ended in inappropriate sexual deviancy...which brings us neatly back to the BBC! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Dozy bitch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Fuck celebrities. It is all about Instagram hotties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 14 minutes ago, Dazey said: This all started 2 hours ago with a picture of Tom Hardy reading children's stories on the BBC. OMG! 1 minute ago, Georgy Zhukov said: Fuck celebrities that's what we're talking about wanting to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Just now, AxlsFavoriteRose said: OMG! See, this is what happens when you let people like Len and I off the leash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Dazey said: See, this is what happens when you let people like Len and I off the leash. works for me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 49 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: works for me! @Dazey Go on, Chris, you're well in! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 excuse me????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 (edited) I can't think of any "celebrities" I'd want to bang. My attraction leans towards musicians. Most of these are throwbacks so here ya go. Hope Sandoval Miki Berenyi Juliana Hatfield Edited December 9, 2016 by Jabberwocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 with apologies to his wife i wanna climb Jason Witten and...well, i'll leave the rest to imagination. THE hottest athlete in the world IMO and a nice guy, great player and all around great guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 14 hours ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: with apologies to his wife i wanna climb Jason Witten and...well, i'll leave the rest to imagination. THE hottest athlete in the world IMO and a nice guy, great player and all around great guy He looks like an over-fed Eddie Hearn: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 (edited) Edited December 10, 2016 by Len Cnut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 On 12/9/2016 at 0:30 AM, Len Cnut said: 'here Mum, try this on...yeah, leave the door open, good girl'. This is a late runner for quote of the year, pissed myself at that fair play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 11 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: This is a late runner for quote of the year, pissed myself at that fair play Oedipus complex my arse . We was just a fuckin' cokehead pervie taking his revenge on the world by making us think we're all as pervie as him . He was just sitting there, chinging off his tits, his psyche a miasma of inner turmoil over his desire to pork his dear ol' Mammy when it occured to him...and it is the sort of grand delusion that would occur to you on a coke binge eh? 'I know, i'll make the whole world like me!'. The masculine experience has never been the same since if you think about it, feminism would've never succeeded were it not for Freud. Now when anyone cunts men off we all, whether we admit it or not, are in 90% agreement like 'yeah, fair play, we are a pack of wrong uns really' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 21 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: That moment you realise Len wants to fuck his own mum. Theres nothing wrong with me, the father of psychology told me so! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 7 hours ago, Len Cnut said: He looks like an over-fed Eddie Hearn: hahahaha no way in hell does he look like whoever this chump is! 3 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Theres nothing wrong with me, the father of psychology told me so! this is true. creepy but true. not advocating it, just saying that Freud did say it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOSSY78 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 On 12/9/2016 at 3:54 PM, AxlsFavoriteRose said: with apologies to his wife i wanna climb Jason Witten and...well, i'll leave the rest to imagination. THE hottest athlete in the world IMO and a nice guy, great player and all around great guy This but also Johnny Depp though he's been falling on my list(if one existed) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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