Towelie Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) Anyone else feel the older they get the less they want to bang everything in a skirt?No Its not a bad thing though, its called having standards.... which I think we established a while ago, you don't have. Still only 70% sure you were joking about Dot Cotton. Edited December 18, 2015 by Towelie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 'ello Ma!' You just get a good mental image of her feather-soft granny palm stroking you off while she looks deep into your eyes and quotes the Bible at ya "give you and you shall recieve, thats Luke, chapter 13, verse 32' 'Ooh, i say!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 ^Saw your name as the last poster. Expected more boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Sorry to disappoint. Megan Fox in a school girl outfit does it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Not complaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Olivia Olson (for starters) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron MikeyJ Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 (edited) Anyone else feel the older they get the less they want to bang everything in a skirt?I've gotten really fussy these last couple of years. I mean, I'm married to Mrs Towelie, so it's not like I could ever act on any attractions anyway, but even still, I'm starting to wonder if I'm a bit of a freak for feeling largely indifferent to women that five or six years ago would've driven me crazy. Is that normal as you get older? I'm only 30.I'm 34 and I agree with you man. From my memory you are married right? So am i, I think us married blokes tend to look at it a little differently. When I was young and single, I was so obbsessed with fine looking pussy that it didn't matter what it took to get it. Example, I used to be obssessed with this female vampire from the movie fright night 2. When I was 15, I literally would have traded my eternity for one night of sweet love making with her. That's how stupid I used to think.But now that I'm older, I realize that sex is awesome, it's however many minutes of pure extasy, but the keyword is minutes. No matter how "manly" we all like to act, none of us are gonna be straight cuming for more than 10 minutes. No way, I ain't having it, you are a liar if you say you do. So bottomline, at the end of the day we are talking about 10 minutes or so of extasy for us men (I'm not talking about the entire process including foreplay and what not, just the part us men are in it for). But as soon as that's over, us more experienced fellas realize all the rest that goes into this stuff, talking or should I say listening and what not. So I guess what I'm saying is that if you have a woman that doesn't drive you nuts, you don't mind spending time with her, and you like the bedroom time, then why get somebody new. A wise man knows that behind every fine ass woman is a man sick of hearing her Shit. Yes every woman in this thread is fine as hell, but I don't want any of them tbh, im happy with the one I have. Yes one night would be great with any of them, but most of the time it takes more than 1 nights worth of work to get a girl anyways. Edited December 20, 2015 by Iron MikeyJ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Just to set the record straight. My wife thinks the women I post are hot too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron MikeyJ Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Just to set the record straight. My wife thinks the women I post are hot too.Oh I don't disagree with you. I find most of the women from this thread to be very attractive. What I was saying or perhaps trying to say is that now I can find a woman attractive without fantasizing about being with them. But when I was younger, every attractive woman I saw always included some sort of fantasy. It's like now I can appreciate a beautiful woman without always thinking something sexual, but 10 years ago that was not the case. I would be lying if I didn't say I still do think sexual thoughts occasionaly, but it's not an always thing anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Amber Heard, Jesus Mary and Joseph, she is seriously beautiful. As in fuckin' one of the fittest birds i have ever ever clapped eyes on, she is seriously seriously seriously fuckin' gorgeous, I would do anything, ANYTHING for a crack at that, sweet fuckin' Lord what were you thinking when you made her. That bastard Depp, every decent bit of crumpet in showbiz and he's on em like flies to a turd I love how all those Depp fancying birds were like 'oh look how lovely he is, how long he's stayed with Vanessa, oh isn't he lovely, so refreshing in this day and age of divorces and crap', yeah alright mate, first sniff of a decent upgrade and he was out of there quicker than a Bishop from a brothel raid He was just biding his time was ol' Captain Jack! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 She even has an entendre Bondean second name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Look at those thumbs, most noticeably the one resting on the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) I like my ladies darker than me. Not much of a fan of plain vanilla.Megan GoodGabrielle UnionKeKe PalmerGarcelle Beauvais Edited January 7, 2016 by Jabberwocky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Camilla Luddington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Megan Good is fit as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Megan Good is fit as fuck.Take a look at her Fappening pics and you'll see just how juicy she is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Dog Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 (edited) I like my ladies darker than me. Not much of a fan of plain vanilla.Megan GoodGabrielle UnionYes and yes. I'm all about Gabrielle.Still love me some BeyonceAnd Porsha from housewives of Atlanta Edited January 9, 2016 by J Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 And Porsha from housewives of AtlantaYou really are a dilettante of high-culture, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 This thread is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Dog Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 And Porsha from housewives of AtlantaYou really are a dilettante of high-culture, aren't you?Extremely high culture. It's like BET meets Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous meets Jerry Springer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Dakota Johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Over exposure is detrimental to glamour i think, we see so fuckin' much of celebs and their every movement that the illusion of their sexiness is shattered by seeing them arse up on the pavement of some club or picking their nose whilst out getting a coffee. This is probably why a lot of the beauty of old starlets seemed all the more beautiful, cuz you never really saw em in any state except the 'ready for my close up!' state. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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