Snake-Pit Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) Dame Kelly Holmes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XARaa4Rxxs This is more of a crush than a shag. Edited August 15, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Gabrielle Granato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Snake-Pit said: Dame Kelly Holmes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XARaa4Rxxs This is more of a crush than a shag. She is a Dame you dirty little git. That is proper British aristocracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) 5 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: She is a Dame you dirty little git. That is proper British aristocracy. She has a title... But she also my heart haha Dame or no Dame; Damn! Edited August 15, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: She is a Dame you dirty little git. That is proper British aristocracy. Snakes is a bit posh himself, his old mans a writer y'know. And he has family ties to George Bernard Shaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 Just now, Len B'stard said: Snakes is a bit posh himself, his old mans a writer y'know. And he has family ties to George Bernard Shaw. My dad's book. https://www.amazon.co.uk/All-Work-Gnome-Chas-Burrows-ebook/dp/B009BQDB64 But since when was being a writer considered 'posh?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Just now, Snake-Pit said: My dad's book. https://www.amazon.co.uk/All-Work-Gnome-Chas-Burrows-ebook/dp/B009BQDB64 But since when was being a writer considered 'posh?' Look, do you wanna shag her or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 Who's George Bernard Shaw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 I think Snakes is a mockney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 34 minutes ago, Snake-Pit said: Who's George Bernard Shaw? Didnt you post a pic with some members of your family at some kind of strike with George Bernard Shaw with em? Or did i completely get the person wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 Just now, Len B'stard said: Didnt you post a pic with some members of your family at some kind of strike with George Bernard Shaw with em? Or did i completely get the person wrong? I have relations on Wikipedia (for all the right reasons) (and one sorta' Nuclear protestor too)... but... Who? Like Shaggy said "It wasn't me." 21 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I think Snakes is a mockney. I'm a Croydonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 9 minutes ago, Snake-Pit said: I have relations on Wikipedia (for all the right reasons) (and one sorta' Nuclear protestor too)... but... Who? Like Shaggy said "It wasn't me." I'm a Croydonite. I dunno man but you posted a black and white pic of em at some protest a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 11 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: I think Snakes is a mockney. 100% Trustafarian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) On 8/16/2016 at 3:31 AM, PappyTron said: 100% Trustafarian. I just had to look that up and when I did it made me laugh. Trustfund, I wasn't privileged to see one, in fact, if I listened to my parents I'd be on the doll or on some sick pay b/s. No. That said, I do like the idea, I was, when I was a child, did one for the family cat based at 5p a day. had that cat for 11 or so years we did, great cat... So let's say 0.5 x 365 x 11; I owe that cat like 2k if my googling is correct. Cool cat though, so it goes without saying if I ever reproduce in this world where my tap water's been tainted with the morning after pill, a trust fund'll probably happen. I've always said I didn't want children until I can afford them. Trustafarian my ass. Edited August 17, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, Snake-Pit said: I just had to look that up and when I did it made me laugh. Trustfund, I wasn't privileged to see one, in fact, if I listened to my parents I'd be on the doll or on some sick pay b/s. No. That said, I do like the idea, I was, when I was a child, did one for the family cat based at 5p a day. had that cat for 11 or so years we did, great cat... So let's say 0.5 x 365 x 11; I owe that cat like 2k if my googling is correct. Cool cat though, so it goes without saying if I ever reproduce in this world where my tap water's been tainted with the morning after pill, a trust fund'll probably happen. I've always said I didn't want children until I can afford them. Trustafarian my ass. Exactly what a Trustafarian would claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just now, PappyTron said: Exactly what a Trustafarian would claim. that and my 2001 Golf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just now, Snake-Pit said: that and my 2001 Golf Didn't that thing turn out to be a hunk of junk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just now, PappyTron said: Didn't that thing turn out to be a hunk of junk? Yeah, and the insurance policy bounced over confusion of when my provisional license/learner's permit was issued to me and my first and only real affordable choice deemed me not in their policy and they imposed it on to me, I reminded the person on the telephone of the implications taking me off insurance would do by reminding them it was completely their fault after I had joined up a honest as I understood, and there was actually nothing stopping them from changing their rules, which are, at the end of the day, just a company policy.They wasn't having any of it but at least that stopped them nagging about the way the policy was opened on me. Refunded my annual and I had to go to another insurer and could only monthly payments; I used 850 of that 1, 250 refund on it passing it's MOT/'car safety checks' with a clean MOT/'clean sheet', so now it's a convertible; I managed to get the roof to work once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snake-Pit said: Yeah, and the insurance policy bounced over confusion of when my provisional license/learner's permit was issued to me and my first and only real affordable choice deemed me not in their policy and they imposed it on to me, I reminded the person on the telephone of the implications taking me off insurance would do by reminding them it was completely their fault after I had joined up a honest as I understood, and there was actually nothing stopping them from changing their rules, which are, at the end of the day, just a company policy.They wasn't having any of it but at least that stopped them nagging about the way the policy was opened on me. Refunded my annual and I had to go to another insurer and could only monthly payments; I used 850 of that 1, 250 refund on it passing it's MOT/'car safety checks' with a clean MOT/'clean sheet', so now it's a convertible; I managed to get the roof to work once. That's not the worst that could have happened. Could have been better, could have been a lot worse. I bet it stinks of weed though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just now, PappyTron said: That's not the worst that could have happened. Could have been better, could have been a lot worse. I bet it stinks of weed though. How much you want to bet? And no cheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 17 minutes ago, Snake-Pit said: How much you want to bet? And no cheating. Three Rizlas and a bottle of patchouli oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) I'd meet your 3 sheets with 3 natural Raw unrefined (3 of the white packet) and since I've been awake for 25 hours at least and had 4 hours o'sleep and 2 jobs in 1 and half days with 1 agency, IDK how to spell that or copy it for Goggle, am UNWINDING but tired rudeboi/sonny'Pappy'Tron IDK, and kick in a bag of Doritos, big bag. Some limited edition Salsa flavour for that bottle of 'mystery' oil (mystery to me). Edited August 17, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I raise you all of that and THREE bags of Pickled Onion Monster Munch, TWO cans of Lilt and a 1.5 Liter bottle of Tizer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) 6 hours ago, PappyTron said: I raise you all of that and THREE bags of Pickled Onion Monster Munch, TWO cans of Lilt and a 1.5 Liter bottle of Tizer. Well that was me meeting you; you can keep your fetus juice/soda; I fold Still stand by my entries in this thread though. In regard to the actual topic Edited August 17, 2016 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 (edited) On 11/26/2015 at 11:50 AM, Slash787 said: Dakota Johnson is bangable, but is she a wife type of material? like she has a little saggy boobs and all, right now my imaginary wife is Kate, but I have to decide between Kate and Alison Brie. Seriously I need to get a fucking life..... once i saw you mention Alison Brie i immediately thought of the episode of Community where she was in the sexy Christmas outfit. i'm not gay ( not that there's anything wrong with that to quote Seinfeld ) but this was just very hot IMO Edited August 21, 2016 by AxlsFavoriteRose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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