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I rock. Hard.

That reminds me of the time I wanted to be a porn star until they asked me for money.

I later shagged so hard my '' gave up and that night I knew the pain and joy of scorrising.

I have bounced back but there is little morning glory if any these days.

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I rock. Hard.

That reminds me of the time I wanted to be a porn star until they asked me for money.

I later shagged so hard my '' gave up and that night I knew the pain and joy of scorrising.

I have bounced back but there is little morning glory if any these days.

Thats fuckin' post of the year right there! This is why you are an invaluable member of this forum Snakes!

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I'm a Chemical Process Engineer which basically means I design, build and manage chemical plants.

That's similar to what my Dad did, he was an Industrial Chemist from Uni through to retirement.

Exciting times when I was little, every few years there were 'incidents' and explosions, you could hear the sirens from the plant miles outside town and he would have to rush off in the middle of the night.

I went to the US with him earlier this year and the guy on the US side of customs recognised he was a chemist by the state of his fingerprints!

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I'm a Chemical Process Engineer which basically means I design, build and manage chemical plants.

That's similar to what my Dad did, he was an Industrial Chemist from Uni through to retirement.

Exciting times when I was little, every few years there were 'incidents' and explosions, you could hear the sirens from the plant miles outside town and he would have to rush off in the middle of the night.

I went to the US with him earlier this year and the guy on the US side of customs recognised he was a chemist by the state of his fingerprints!

This place is about five minutes from my plant and they've blown themselves up twice in the past three months. :lol:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/local-news/widnes-chemical-firm-fined-80000-10135947

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/road-closed-after-police-fire-10542584

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I'm a Chemical Process Engineer which basically means I design, build and manage chemical plants.

That's similar to what my Dad did, he was an Industrial Chemist from Uni through to retirement.

Exciting times when I was little, every few years there were 'incidents' and explosions, you could hear the sirens from the plant miles outside town and he would have to rush off in the middle of the night.

I went to the US with him earlier this year and the guy on the US side of customs recognised he was a chemist by the state of his fingerprints!

This place is about five minutes from my plant and they've blown themselves up twice in the past three months. :lol:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/local-news/widnes-chemical-firm-fined-80000-10135947

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/road-closed-after-police-fire-10542584

Oops! Does seem to happen a fair bit.

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I'm a Chemical Process Engineer which basically means I design, build and manage chemical plants.

That's similar to what my Dad did, he was an Industrial Chemist from Uni through to retirement.

Exciting times when I was little, every few years there were 'incidents' and explosions, you could hear the sirens from the plant miles outside town and he would have to rush off in the middle of the night.

I went to the US with him earlier this year and the guy on the US side of customs recognised he was a chemist by the state of his fingerprints!

This place is about five minutes from my plant and they've blown themselves up twice in the past three months. :lol:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/local-news/widnes-chemical-firm-fined-80000-10135947

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/road-closed-after-police-fire-10542584

Scousers innit, what do you expect, probably off getting permed and left the gas on :lol:

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I'm a Chemical Process Engineer which basically means I design, build and manage chemical plants.

That's similar to what my Dad did, he was an Industrial Chemist from Uni through to retirement.

Exciting times when I was little, every few years there were 'incidents' and explosions, you could hear the sirens from the plant miles outside town and he would have to rush off in the middle of the night.

I went to the US with him earlier this year and the guy on the US side of customs recognised he was a chemist by the state of his fingerprints!

This place is about five minutes from my plant and they've blown themselves up twice in the past three months. :lol:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/local-news/widnes-chemical-firm-fined-80000-10135947

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/road-closed-after-police-fire-10542584

Scousers innit, what do you expect, probably off getting permed and left the gas on :lol:

Nah, probably just nicked a few of the important safety bits to weigh in for scrap.

Those cheeky scallies. It's just the scouse sense of humour.

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I design print and digital magazines for publishers and brands who wish to publish.

I also clean a house and work in an escape room, but most of the money comes from the design work.

I went to an escape room in Edinburgh (theme was Cold War spy movies) with some colleagues for a work social thing a few weeks ago. It was very fun. We didn't make it out in time though, and it turns out we weren't even close.

Confirm something for me please: the reason why the dude there took our picture before we got in was so he could know how to address us when he gave us hints, right?

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I'm a Chemical Process Engineer which basically means I design, build and manage chemical plants.

That's similar to what my Dad did, he was an Industrial Chemist from Uni through to retirement.

Exciting times when I was little, every few years there were 'incidents' and explosions, you could hear the sirens from the plant miles outside town and he would have to rush off in the middle of the night.

I went to the US with him earlier this year and the guy on the US side of customs recognised he was a chemist by the state of his fingerprints!

This place is about five minutes from my plant and they've blown themselves up twice in the past three months. :lol:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/local-news/widnes-chemical-firm-fined-80000-10135947

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/road-closed-after-police-fire-10542584

Scousers innit, what do you expect, probably off getting permed and left the gas on :lol:

Nah, probably just nicked a few of the important safety bits to weigh in for scrap.

Those cheeky scallies. It's just the scouse sense of humour.

You say that in jest but I can tell you a bunch of times that's happened. :lol:

On my last plant a bunch of gyppos nicked a bunch of copper cable only to get caught setting it on fire about 100 feet from the plant. :lol:

The plant before that a bunch of 'em nicked the copper steam pipework and caused the main process pipeline to rupture. :lol:

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I'm a Chemical Process Engineer which basically means I design, build and manage chemical plants.

That's similar to what my Dad did, he was an Industrial Chemist from Uni through to retirement.

Exciting times when I was little, every few years there were 'incidents' and explosions, you could hear the sirens from the plant miles outside town and he would have to rush off in the middle of the night.

I went to the US with him earlier this year and the guy on the US side of customs recognised he was a chemist by the state of his fingerprints!

This place is about five minutes from my plant and they've blown themselves up twice in the past three months. :lol:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/local-news/widnes-chemical-firm-fined-80000-10135947

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/road-closed-after-police-fire-10542584

Scousers innit, what do you expect, probably off getting permed and left the gas on :lol:

Nah, probably just nicked a few of the important safety bits to weigh in for scrap.

Those cheeky scallies. It's just the scouse sense of humour.

You say that in jest but I can tell you a bunch of times that's happened. :lol:

On my last plant a bunch of gyppos nicked a bunch of copper cable only to get caught setting it on fire about 100 feet from the plant. :lol:

The plant before that a bunch of 'em nicked the copper steam pipework and caused the main process pipeline to rupture. :lol:

Working in property i see a bit of that too, going around with hacksaws nicking lengths of copper pipe from out the backs of buildings :lol:

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I'm a Chemical Process Engineer which basically means I design, build and manage chemical plants.

That's similar to what my Dad did, he was an Industrial Chemist from Uni through to retirement.

Exciting times when I was little, every few years there were 'incidents' and explosions, you could hear the sirens from the plant miles outside town and he would have to rush off in the middle of the night.

I went to the US with him earlier this year and the guy on the US side of customs recognised he was a chemist by the state of his fingerprints!

This place is about five minutes from my plant and they've blown themselves up twice in the past three months. :lol:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/local-news/widnes-chemical-firm-fined-80000-10135947

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/road-closed-after-police-fire-10542584

Scousers innit, what do you expect, probably off getting permed and left the gas on :lol:

Nah, probably just nicked a few of the important safety bits to weigh in for scrap.

Those cheeky scallies. It's just the scouse sense of humour.

You say that in jest but I can tell you a bunch of times that's happened. :lol:

On my last plant a bunch of gyppos nicked a bunch of copper cable only to get caught setting it on fire about 100 feet from the plant. :lol:

The plant before that a bunch of 'em nicked the copper steam pipework and caused the main process pipeline to rupture. :lol:

Working in property i see a bit of that too, going around with hacksaws nicking lengths of copper pipe from out the backs of buildings :lol:
The burning it bit was a bit of a weird one until I clocked that you can't sell copper wire for scrap when it's wrapped in plastic. :lol:
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Working as a hotel manager, its owned by my grandfather and the legal partners are my mom and my aunt, they don't pay me well, they say we have given you a room and we give you food, what else do you even need.

I like to get and give massages also, but I haven't had any good luck in giving them.

I just wanted to help my grandfather so thats why I started to handle it, but its getting very frustrating now, I am actually looking for a job in Europe, at the moment any kind of job would be ok as I will be away from my annoying family.

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I design print and digital magazines for publishers and brands who wish to publish.

I also clean a house and work in an escape room, but most of the money comes from the design work.

I went to an escape room in Edinburgh (theme was Cold War spy movies) with some colleagues for a work social thing a few weeks ago. It was very fun. We didn't make it out in time though, and it turns out we weren't even close.

Confirm something for me please: the reason why the dude there took our picture before we got in was so he could know how to address us when he gave us hints, right?

I really don't know. We take a photo (if people want it) at the end of the game so it can be uploaded onto Facebook, and they can tag it, share it etc. It's good for promotion.

We wouldn't take photos at the beginning as many people just really don't know what they're letting themselves in for, and we want to make them feel comfortable.

Glad you enjoyed the Edinburgh one. If you're ever in York, come play ours. We're told that it's the hardest one in the country. But I find that some puzzles suit different people in different ways- intelligence doesn't matter as much as a 'can-do' attitude.

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