Len Cnut Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I was appalled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) What did the man who exposed me masturbating while driving down the motorway say?Who cares he's a knob who likes to judge people for masturbating while driving down the motorway.What did the passenger say about taking my picture on a train without my consent because they noticed the porn from the reflection it cast on the train window?Who cares what that passenger said? They're just a prude. Edited December 23, 2015 by Snake-Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dazey Posted December 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2015 What did the man who exposed me masturbating while driving down the motorway say?Who cares he's a knob who likes to judge people for masturbating while driving down the motorway.What did the passenger say about taking my picture on a train without my consent because they noticed the porn from the reflection it cast on the train window?Who cares what that passenger said? They're just a prude.I'm not sure you understand what a joke is Snakes. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Why cant Maddie McCann play Playstation? Because I've got an XBox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I was in Asda last night with the wife doing the shopping when I spotted 12 cans of fosters for £10 I was about to put it in the trolley when the wife said "what you doing with them lagers?" I replied "£10 for 12 its a fucking bargain".. "Put them back" she said "we can not afford them" so I did.. We went up a few more aisles and then we came across the toiletries, the wife picked up this face cream that cost £20 and put it i the trolley.. I said "what the hell are you doing and what do you want that for it costs £20, we cant afford it".. She said "its my face cream it makes me look young and beautiful.. I said "so does the 12 pack of fosters and thats half the fucking price, put it back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 How do you know when your sister's on her period?Your dad's knob tastes funny.What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?You know she'll swallow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlslash Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner55 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.What's the difference between a onion and a baby? Nobody cries when you chop the baby.How do you get a hundred babies in a bucket? You blend them.How do you get them out again? With chips.What is the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown costume.And here's the most inappropriate joke that I can think of right now:What is a foot long and can make a woman scream? Stillbirth.Dude I have 2 kids ones a newborn and these are fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.What's the difference between a onion and a baby? Nobody cries when you chop the baby.How do you get a hundred babies in a bucket? You blend them.How do you get them out again? With chips.What is the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown costume.And here's the most inappropriate joke that I can think of right now:What is a foot long and can make a woman scream? Stillbirth.Dude I have 2 kids ones a newborn and these are fucking hilarious.I'm gonna pray for your children. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 How do you get a black guy out of a tree?Cut the rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Why did so many Jews perished during the Holocaust?A free train ride? You can't beat that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Why did so many Jews perished during the Holocaust?A free train ride? You can't beat that!Unless it is upon British Rail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Unless it is upon British Rail?Hey, pre 1980's Britain called, they want their joke back.Fuck you, and that spliff I just bunned/*Forgot what I wanted to post now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 So I had my tongue in this chicks ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 originally heard on the Norm MacDonald podcast, cole's notes;A child is playing in a dumpster, he finds a welders helmet, puts it on.A pedophile happens to be walking by, sees the child. Approaches.Pedophile - "hi there... you're cute... do you want to hold my hand?"Child "....no?"Pedophile - "well...do you want to kiss me?"Child "....no?"Pedophile - ""well...do you want to touch my penis?"Child - ".....!!!?!??! No!?!? What? OH! I GET IT! NO, you don't understand! I'm not a welder! I'm just a kid!!!"gay welder joke, 5 stars. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Say Earnie would you like some ice cream?Sherbert. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) Edited February 3, 2016 by Amir 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Is that you, Amir? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuffy78 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Clause? Santa comes down the chimney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Q: What's so great about having sex in the shower with a 10 year old girl? A: You can slick back her hair and pretend she's a 10 year old boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 What's the best thing about sex with twenty three years olds? There's twenty of them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 A sadist and a masochist were sitting on a park bench when the masochist turns to the sadist and says "I want you to beat me, hurt me and whip me until I cum". The sadist looks at the masochist and says "No. No, I won't" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 pedophile is leading a 10 year old boy deep into the dark, misty woods boy - "gee, it sure is scary out here, mister!" pedophile - "you think you're scared!? I have to walk back alone!!" *slamdunk* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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