john lennon Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Picked up this girl visiting from New Zealand. Took her to my place, things were going smoothly until she got on all fours and went "BAAAAAA!" Needless to say, I called her a cab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 A Scottish paedophile is in dispute with eBay. He claims the Wii and GameBoy he received isn't what he was expecting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 2 pedos sitting on a bench. A 8 year old boy walks by. One pedo says to the other "I bet he used to be something back in the day" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PappyTron Posted March 29, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2016 A rabbi and a priest are walking through the park when they spot a group of young boys playing football. "Hey, why don't we go over and fuck those boys," says the priest, nudging the rabbi in the ribs. "Out of what?!" replied the rabbi. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBrownstone531 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, PappyTron said: A rabbi and a priest are walking through the park when they spot a group of young boys playing football. "Hey, why don't we go over and fuck those boys," says the priest, nudging the rabbi in the ribs. "Out of what?!" replied the rabbi. As I was just going through this thread I though about posting this one. I once told it to my high school religion teacher. He laughed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, MrBrownstone531 said: As I was just going through this thread I though about posting this one. I once told it to my high school religion teacher. He laughed. And thus my psychic powers are proved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Saw a documentary on stroke survivors the other day. It was a bit one sided. (stolen from the new Frankie Boyle stand up on netflix) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a raincoat walks by and flashes at them. One old lady had a stroke, and the second couldn't quite reach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdriftatSea Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls track team? One's a bunch of cunning runts. And the other is a bunch of running cunts. (Forgive me women of the world. This is the only inappropriate joke my husband could remember.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOLDEN CAULFIELD Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 WHATS THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN AN APPLE AND A DEAD BABY....I DONT RAPE AN APPLE BEFORE I EAT IT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 What is the difference between your girlfriend and your job? Your job still blows after two years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a jew? The bread doesn't scream in the oven. What's more disgusting than five babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to five trees. What's the toughest part of blending a vegetable? Making room for the wheelchair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Q: How do you say "genius" in Norwegian? A: Turist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) 23 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Q: How do you say "genius" in Norwegian? A: Turist. Shit, I don't get it How do you stop a baby from crawling around the floor? You nail its other hand to the ground. What's more entertaining than nailing a baby to a tree? Ripping it out. What is the best reason to having a baby? It's a cheap alternative to turkey in Thanksgiving. What's red and loud when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. Why do you put a baby feet first in the blender? So you can see its expression. Why do the doctors cook water before a baby is born? Because if it's stillborn, they can make soup! What's the difference between a dead baby and a bar of chocolate? About 500 calories. How do you turn a baby to a dog? You pour gasoline on the baby and throw a match on it. Woof! What's the difference between a baby and a dart board? Dart boards don't bleed. I could go on for days Now onto some other inappropriate jokes. Why shouldn't you run over a black person on a bike? It could be your bike. There is a black person and a Paki in a car, who's driving? The police. What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He breaks his nose. What do Nike and the KKK have in common? They make the blacks run quickly. How many jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back and 45 in the ash tray. Edited April 21, 2016 by AslatIE me no good in english. me make mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdriftatSea Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 A woman was outside in 100 degree Fahrenheit weather mowing the grass. She was sweating profusely and close to passing out. Her husband was inside drinking a cold beer. The neighbor knocked on the door and told the husband, "You should be hung." The husband said, "I am, that's why she is mowing the grass." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 What was the only thing missing from The Million Man March? An auctioneer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 A little boy goes up to his father and says "dad, why do they call gardeners 'green thumbs' when they don't actually have green thumbs?" The dad replies "It's just a saying, son. Like when people say they 'caught a thief red handed' even though his hands were black." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 10 hours ago, spunko12345 said: What was the only thing missing from The Million Man March? An auctioneer. OHHHHH SHIT . Oh that was cold blooded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 What does Johnny Depp say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, hes already told her twice. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 duj++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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