Len Cnut Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 26 minutes ago, Snake-Pit said: Eating cunt, now you're talking. I said an eating cunt, not eating a cunt, you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Len B'stard said: Yessss!! Go on my son! Now add at least another 3 pints to that and you're doing alright! Not enough people drink bitter anymore, personally i think thats whats wrong with this country at the moment. What you gonna do with the gear then? Can you roll, if so have some, I'd be interested to know what you think. EDIT: sorry, you've answered that question up there! I never got one with bongs, I'm much more a spliff sort of person. Last time I smoked weed, It just made me fall asleep. It did nothing for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 This is what happens when Snakes smokes too much 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 16 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: I said an eating cunt, not eating a cunt, you cunt You're srsly telling me that there were no hidden innuendos at all in your original eating cunt statement? I don't believe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Just now, Snake-Pit said: You're srsly telling me that there were no hidden innuendos at all in your original eating cunt statement? I don't believe you. Not so much a sexual innuendo as a sort of a grostesque image of a growler tucking into a big mac 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 27, 2016 Author Share Posted August 27, 2016 Like 'Teeth (2007)' or something... I get you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan H. Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) Just started a new job making pizzas at this local place around the bars downtown. Right before bar close and the rush is about to start, the General Manager comes up to me like "hey Dan, do you smoke?". I bummed a cigarette from him earlier so he knew i smoked squares, so I caught his drift, and he ended up smoking me up from this FAT stash he had up in the safe. He said he buys it and keeps it there to just give to the employees to keep them mellow and focused. I was surprised at how genius that idea was, once I got baked I knocked out every single menial task or duty like it was nothing. I'm gonna love this place. Edited August 30, 2016 by Dan H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dan H. said: Just started a new job making pizzas at this local place around the bars downtown. Right before bar close and the rush is about to start, the General Manager comes up to me like "hey Dan, do you smoke?". I bummed a cigarette from him earlier so he knew i smoked squares, so I caught his drift, and he ended up smoking me up from this FAT stash he had up in the safe. He said he buys it and keeps it there to just give to the employees to keep them mellow and focused. I was surprised at how genius that idea was, once I got baked I knocked out every single menial task or duty like it was nothing. I'm gonna love this place. That wouldnt work for me, weed has increasingly become a chill out thing with me, i dont wannabe high and working. P.S. Wait 3 or 4 weeks so it aint bait then rob the stash Edited August 30, 2016 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 could do with some now....stressed as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan H. Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 10 hours ago, Len Cnut said: That wouldnt work for me, weed has increasingly become a chill out thing with me, i dont wannabe high and working. P.S. Wait 3 or 4 weeks so it aint bait then rob the stash I wouldn't use my personal stash at work. Don't like spending my money while I'm making my money. I actually thought about snagging a couple of nugs, it was at least half an oz, and he left me alone with the baggie. I don't actively believe in karma, but I guess I believe in weed courtesy. Wouldn't pinch a sack because I wouldn't want someone to pinch mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Dan H. said: I wouldn't use my personal stash at work. Don't like spending my money while I'm making my money. I actually thought about snagging a couple of nugs, it was at least half an oz, and he left me alone with the baggie. I don't actively believe in karma, but I guess I believe in weed courtesy. Wouldn't pinch a sack because I wouldn't want someone to pinch mine Me too if it was a mate but some random cunt, fuck him 3 hours ago, janrichmond said: could do with some now....stressed as fuck Why, whats botherin' ya Jan-Jan, tell your Uncle Len all about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 27 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Me too if it was a mate but some random cunt, fuck him Why, whats botherin' ya Jan-Jan, tell your Uncle Len all about it Family stuff....bleedin kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Just now, janrichmond said: Family stuff....bleedin kids! What you need to do...is beat em Lock em in the coal shed without food, when them missed-meal-cramps kick in they'll be all yessir and no ma'am (disclaimer: The above was written in good humour, i do not condone child abuse...except for blasphemy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: What you need to do...is beat em Lock em in the coal shed without food, when them missed-meal-cramps kick in they'll be all yessir and no ma'am (disclaimer: The above was written in good humour, i do not condone child abuse...except for blasphemy). They are all bigger than me and have left home but I still get stressed about them, little shits. I do love the sods though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 20 minutes ago, janrichmond said: They are all bigger than me and have left home but I still get stressed about them, little shits. I do love the sods though Awwwww, its like Bless This House! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 It's green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 On 30/08/2016 at 8:51 AM, Dan H. said: Just started a new job making pizzas at this local place around the bars downtown. Right before bar close and the rush is about to start, the General Manager comes up to me like "hey Dan, do you smoke?". I bummed a cigarette from him earlier so he knew i smoked squares, so I caught his drift, and he ended up smoking me up from this FAT stash he had up in the safe. He said he buys it and keeps it there to just give to the employees to keep them mellow and focused. I was surprised at how genius that idea was, once I got baked I knocked out every single menial task or duty like it was nothing. I'm gonna love this place. He should name the place "Sky High Pizza Pie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontdamnmeuyi2015 Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 The happy drug! It is not a gateway to other drugs. I've known people who smoked pot for years and never did anything else. I've also known people who skipped pot all together and went for harder drugs. I say let it be legal all over the world. I think drinking alcohol is worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 2 hours ago, PappyTron said: He should name the place "Sky High Pizza Pie". You could have a themed menu too! Mongo Margherita Pranged Up Pepperoni Mullered Meat Feast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 20 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: You could have a themed menu too! Mongo Margherita Pranged Up Pepperoni Mullered Meat Feast The Snake-Pit Supreme: meat lover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 36 minutes ago, PappyTron said: The Snake-Pit Supreme: meat lover. With a picture of him on the box grasping a Polish sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 just watched an epi of Modern World and Jay and Phil went to the movies where a friend gave them each one "special" gummy bear. is the weed nowadays so potent that one small gummy bear can get you THAT effed up?? ( they were wasted. ) i don't know if i'm terrified or...curious?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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