Jackamo! Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 A man who does not like kids is forced to spend time with 2 kids. At one point, the man locks lips with one of the kids. The movie ends with the 2 kids sleeping on the man, while the man smiles and looks happy.Jurassic Park.A man with a steady job is named after an animal that he hardly looks like.The Elephant Man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 But he didn't have a steady job...you fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Three men from diverse backgrounds who don't really get along learn to work together by taking a fishing trip.Jaws 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 A spoiled, rich teenager cheats on her fiancé with the man who prevented her suicide only a couple of days before.TitanicA man uses his arrogant charms to turn a lesbian straight and convince her to thwart her boss' evil scheme.Goldfinger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 But he didn't have a steady job...you fail.Sure he did, at the freak show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittiara Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 A poor, misunderstood orphan finds himself surrounded by fanatical, yet unreliable groupies.Most Harry Potter moviesA man faces questions about his relationship with his reindeer. Frozen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Two delinquents steal a scrapyard vehicle, take it for a long joyride before dumping it and spoiling a pristine location. The Force Awakens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Glow Inc. Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 A young boy suffering from dwarfism gets the worst present ever from his uncle.The Lord of the Rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 buddies experiment with anal stimulation and try to take down a notorious baddie.The Interview Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 A distant father and preoccupied mother entrust their children to a woman with an umbrella.Mary Poppins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 A prominent banker struggles with dissatisfaction with his own life while a soon-to-be relative struggles with her battle against breast cancer.The Room 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Lord how I've missed Jackamo threads I should get a hobby really. I know, I'll become a terrorist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 A banker endures years of isolation in conservative America before finally finding peace and happiness in a homosexual interracial relationship in sunny Mexico.The Shawshank RedemptionA brutal portrayal of how a drug-addict manipulates and takes advantage of her mentally-handicapped neighbour. Forrest GumpA genius computer programmer struggles with mental illness leading to devastating conseqences for the city he calls homeThe MatrixA modern interpretation of Lolita with Humbert Humbert portrayed as a French HitmanLeon/The ProfessionalSuspected pedophile scientist drugs local boy and brainwashes him into fantasising about having intercourse with his own motherBack to the Future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Bereaved boy fancies best friend's girlfriend, seeks power via wearing spandex.Spiderman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Vietnam Veteran turned bowling afficiando learns that friendship is fragile both on and off the battlefield.The Big Lebowski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Wow you guys are really good at this. I would say this will be the best thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 A prominent banker struggles with dissatisfaction with his own life while a soon-to-be relative struggles with her battle against breast cancer.The RoomAwesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 (edited) Austrian mountaineer abandons son during WW2, heads to Asia where he masquarades as teacher to innocent local boy, ending in tragedy for entire nation.Seven Years in TibetAnti-semetic sex offender finds redemption in the arms of American cultural ignorance.Borat Edited January 14, 2016 by Jackie Treehorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Homeless father takes care of his son rather than handing him over to the state.The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 A boy nearly commits incest, and meets his long-estranged father.The Empire Strikes BackA man takes the world's worst deepthroat, while his colleagues are hunted by a giant penis.AlienAn alcoholic has a moment of clarity after meeting his brother, thus realizing he is a terrible human being.SPECTRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 A man wanting to live in peace and quiet with his family, is being hunted by terroristsZero Dark Thirty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Some teenagers find out they bit off more than they can chew when they cut school and venture into the woods. Whacky hijinks ensue!Red DawnA group of friends try desperately to make their way home one night while being unjustly harassed by cops and pursued by local thugs.The WarriorsThe heartwarming tale of a father trying to bond with his family after they end up snowed into a hotel.The Shining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Shit.Napoleon Dynamite 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 A girl is forced to adopt a feral lifestyle after her father makes some unwise business decisions based on advice from a crooked multi-national corporation executive.Aliens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Dog Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 When a man is wrongfully sent to jail, his friends come together to fight the legal system and free him.Half Baked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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