PappyTron Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Len B'stard said: 'And its fur has renewed to a richer shade of brown! Truly, the Lord doth work in mysterious ways!' Did you ever see the film mall rats? "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Did you ever see the film mall rats? "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy". I love that film! Not best loved amongst Kevin Smith fans but i think its quite brilliant. 'Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Just now, Len B'stard said: I love that film! Not best loved amongst Kevin Smith fans but i think its quite brilliant. 'Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?' They're a bit melty...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 20 minutes ago, PappyTron said: They're a bit melty...! Its a shame Smudger decided he wanted to make bullshit cop movies with Bruce Willis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 19 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Its a shame Smudger decided he wanted to make bullshit cop movies with Bruce Willis. Yeah. Mall Rats was hilarious and a really good film, but I guess all of those types of people "sell out" sooner or later, the fat bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RQRQ Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 22 hours ago, Gunner55 said: Beat me to it. I like your hair and glasses. I have similar glasses. Women can't tell where I'm looking when I wear them. We can. The boner and thigh rubbing usually gives it away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 6 hours ago, RQRQ said: We can. The boner and thigh rubbing usually gives it away. Along with the laboured breathing, the look of shame...what i think really gives it away though, is the wet patch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted April 18, 2016 Author Share Posted April 18, 2016 On April 16, 2016 at 2:39 AM, DexAxl said: WHY? Cause drunk? Seemed like a good idea at the time. On April 16, 2016 at 5:36 AM, Len B'stard said: My gerbil died listening to that. No shit, it was spinning in its wheel and over the course of the song it got slower and slower and slower. It's just sort of laying there now, poor Alec Douglas Hume (my gerbils name). I hope your satisfied Flayer. No regrets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darknightfan Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Guess I'll post my drunk singing too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRq4IZKhuN8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 hour ago, darknightfan said: Guess I'll post my drunk singing too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRq4IZKhuN8 I totally would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Im gonna do one of my own now! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 On 4/16/2016 at 2:29 AM, Snake-Pit said: This is what I sound like drunk, for real. This was filmed about 1am Boxing Day 2015 (after Christmas basically).. wow that's good! disclaimer: i am currently on heavy duty codeine based cough syrup no really it is good. good job! On 4/18/2016 at 5:56 AM, Len B'stard said: Im gonna do one of my own now! um... waiting!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 12 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: wow that's good! disclaimer: i am currently on heavy duty codeine based cough syrup no really it is good. good job! um... waiting!!! I did an impromptu version of God Save the Queen on the mygnr podcast? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Len B'stard said: I did an impromptu version of God Save the Queen on the mygnr podcast? and how do i locate this?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: and how do i locate this?? God knows, its on here somewhere though. Dazey and Graeme and ARQ are on it too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Len B'stard said: I did an impromptu version of God Save the Queen on the mygnr podcast? MyGNR has a podcast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Len B'stard said: God knows, its on here somewhere though. Dazey and Graeme and ARQ are on it too. i didn't even know there was a mygnr pod cast! must. track. this.down! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Wait wtf? I didn't know that the podcast actually happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 it needs to be found one way or another! anyone have any ideas they'd care to share?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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