mademoiselle aka jessica Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 French News of the morning. Hope he got a prenup. 15 months of marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) Who was it the other day i was chatting to saying this one was blatantly in it for the money? It was on this forum too. See birds like the look of your Johnny Depp types but its another thing altogether having to put up with the mad cunt. Some might even call it karma, see, this is what happens when you sign your old lady off for a younger model. Edited May 26, 2016 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Yeah, she's asking alimony too. Ugh, such despicable people. Probably thinks she hit the jackpot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Well when I told people this would happen, they went mad at me and said "THEY ARE IN LOVE. IT IS TRUE LOVE" True love, my ass. I knew this would come, I had not thought after 15 months, I thought it would be after around 2 years, but this was pretty obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Can't see why Johnny Depp would get married. It just seems like publicity to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Archer Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) It seems like just yesterday that they were doing that God-awful video together for the Australians. Edited May 26, 2016 by The Archer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Fair dues, shes fit as fuck though. I'd cut her a deal like come round and give us a blowie twice a week and i'll sort you out the alimony, shes proper fitness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mademoiselle aka jessica Posted May 26, 2016 Author Share Posted May 26, 2016 Fuck, Vanessa must be dancing the rain dance right now ( the mother of his children ) Bye bye Amber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeanGenie Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Is she entitled to much after such a short time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) 12 minutes ago, JeanGenie said: Is she entitled to much after such a short time. Hes worth half a billion and with no pre-nup hes probably gonna have to part with a fair few quid, especially if Amber can prove the marriage dissolved primarily cuz of his end. I somehow feel a lesser human being for having discussed this Edited May 26, 2016 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I thought he was married to a French woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just now, DieselDaisy said: I thought he was married to a French woman? He slung her in for a newer model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Len B'stard said: He slung her in for a newer model. Imitating Ron Wood and Neil Young? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He used to be a good actor but I've only seen him in shite recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: He used to be a good actor but I've only seen him in shite recently. Yeah, they are a bit naff. Still quite different but since Pirates hes goin for the money and then doing the odd vanity project on the side. Ever see Dead Man? Your mate Neil Young did the soundtrack for that. Edited May 26, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mademoiselle aka jessica Posted May 26, 2016 Author Share Posted May 26, 2016 Google Vanessa Paradis. Before Johnny she was with Lenny Kravitz. He also said she had probably been the love of his life. Anyway. Vanessa and Johnny spent 14 years together and had two children. Vanessa started her career at 14 and is a singer and actress. When you think she was worried about him filming with Angelina Jolie, it's a blonde 20 something who definitely broke their relationship. Although I'm affraid toxins didn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeanGenie Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 50 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Hes worth half a billion and with no pre-nup hes probably gonna have to part with a fair few quid, especially if Amber can prove the marriage dissolved primarily cuz of his end. I somehow feel a lesser human being for having discussed this No shit that she's getting some quid. But most of this half a billion was earned before they were married so I assume she can only be entitled to half of what was earned in that particular time. But I know jack shit about american divorce except that probably its the most expansive hobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just now, JeanGenie said: No shit that she's getting some quid. But most of this half a billion was earned before they were married so I assume she can only be entitled to half of what was earned in that particular time. But I know jack shit about american divorce except that probably its the most expansive hobby. I doubt it'll be half but he might find himself having to keep her 'in the manner to which she has become accustomed', shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 It can clear you out. Why do you think Slash is playing Chinese Democracy? Broke as Perla got half of his fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 11 minutes ago, JeanGenie said: No shit that she's getting some quid. But most of this half a billion was earned before they were married so I assume she can only be entitled to half of what was earned in that particular time. But I know jack shit about american divorce except that probably its the most expansive hobby. She can only get half of what he earned while she was married to him. For him it's like a 3k escourt. He's probably hooking up with another fittest of all time now god bless him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 19 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: I doubt it'll be half but he might find himself having to keep her 'in the manner to which she has become accustomed', shit like that. Only until she gets married again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JONEZY Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 You'd think Johnny Depp had been around long enough to know it's a bad idea to get married without a prenup. But I guess he didn't. He's gonna have to make some more Pirate movies I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 (edited) I can't fault a man for being a romantic though either, i don't think i could ever get a pre-nup'. I mean i ain't got naff all anyway but if i did 38 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: It can clear you out. Why do you think Slash is playing Chinese Democracy? Broke as Perla got half of his fortune. Axls got the right idea eh, shag your help and call her your Mum Edited May 26, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeanGenie Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 53 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: It can clear you out. Why do you think Slash is playing Chinese Democracy? Broke as Perla got half of his fortune. Which is a different situation since she managed him has his kids and been with him for what, 10 years? That's indeed expansive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 34 minutes ago, JeanGenie said: Which is a different situation since she managed him has his kids and been with him for what, 10 years? That's indeed expansive. Fitting choice of words, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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