SoulMonster Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 34 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: You are just the sort of person I could imagine wearing a lanyard outside the workplace. Yeah, you don't know me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 27, 2016 Author Share Posted June 27, 2016 2 hours ago, SoulMonster said: Yeah, you don't know me ..from what I can gather from your internet personae, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 8 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: ..from what I can gather from your internet personae, ...I wear lanyards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 53 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: ...I wear lanyards? maybe you don't, but your hatchet-faced, ABBA worshiping internet persona certainly does 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 6 hours ago, SoulMonster said: ...I wear lanyards? ....outside the workplace. Well I see you collect lanyards like one would collect stamps! When I saw that picture I merely thought, ''what a prat''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Just now, DieselDaisy said: ....outside the workplace. Well I see you collect lanyards like one would collect stamps! When I saw that picture I merely thought, ''what a prat''. From "what you can gather from [my] Internet persona" I "wear lanyards outside the workspace"? Really? You couldn't be more wrong. Well, being more wrong than totally wrong is theoretically impossible. But you can be equally wrong again, and I suppose you will. No, I don't wear lanyards, not even at my workspace (no need). These are name badges from various conferences I have attended. I keep them as a memorabilia, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 Just now, SoulMonster said: From "what you can gather from [my] Internet persona" I "wear lanyards outside the workspace"? Really? You couldn't be more wrong. Well, being more wrong than totally wrong is theoretically impossible. But you can be equally wrong again, and I suppose you will. No, I don't wear lanyards, not even at my workspace (no need). These are name badges from various conferences I have attended. I keep them as a memorabilia, I guess. ...again, what a prat. It is the equivalent of collecting up your various school ties, rather than burn them when you leave school like any sensible person would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said: ...again, what a prat. It is the equivalent of collecting up your various school ties, rather than burn them when you leave school like any sensible person would. Burning my name badges sounds a bit childish, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 Just now, SoulMonster said: Burning my name badges sounds a bit childish, doesn't it? Again, literally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 54 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Again, literally? Yes, it does sound literally childish. Did you burn your school ties because you felt uncomfortable wearing them or just generally uncomfortable at school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 Allow me to reiterate. Again, I was not proposing that you should literally take those lanyards and throw them on the bonfire; throwing them in the bin would suffice - that would be a sensible proposal. Again, this is an example of you interpreting my flippancy teutonically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Just now, DieselDaisy said: Allow me to reiterate. Again, I was not proposing that you should literally take those lanyards and throw them on the bonfire; throwing them in the bin would suffice - that would be a sensible proposal. Again, this is an example of you interpreting my flippancy teutonically. And this is an example of you not grasping that I latch onto your obvious exaggerations because it gives me a vehicle for ridiculing you. But even when I accept at face value your silly exaggerations and from where they come, they still make little sense since whatever dread you might feel for your school ties is not similar to the nice feeling I get when thinking about my badges (or rather thetrips they symbolize). They bring nothing but fond memories. They are not malignant fetters of a past time, or whatever. They are valuable memories of distinct places I have visited but from where I have little else of tangible memorabilia. And it will probably be nice for my kids to look through them and ask my about the places, and thus force me to remember stuff I otherwise would have forgotten. In fact, I should thank you, because I keep so little memories of what I do. I just don't care for looking back. But I should. Even if I won't ever reminisce about my life, my kids or grandkids may want to, so I should start collecting more memories, like newspapers clippings, take more pictures, and maybe jot down some notes occasionally. Soo instead of theowing them in the bin, which I considered doing, you have convinced me to have them as keepsakes. You were inadvertently helpful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Słash Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I thought Lanyard would be some random word made by Len. Well I don't wear them, but it basically promotes your company and holds your ID Card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, lukepowell1988 said: My excuse is i have to have one to get into the buildint at work ... As for the macbook starbucks and vape I have no answer Shit, i have a vaporiser and a macbook, that means I'm at least half a cunt In my defence though i do it cuz its cheaper than fags, it was like 8 quid plus for a pack of B&H, vaping is even cheaper than under the counter knock off fags. and the macbook i got because they dont get viruses, which is handy for someone who uses his laptop for nought besides downloading torrent and streaming the footy/boxing. Edited July 2, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 16 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Shit, i have a vaporiser and a macbook, that means I'm at least half a cunt How do you explain the other half then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: How do you explain the other half then? Consistency? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 (edited) 6 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Hate to break it to you but Macs get viruses too I dunno really, someone just told me that. Mine aint yet, had it since 2012 and all i do is download torrents and watch streams and they're riddled with virus crap and i dont have no blockers no anti virus no nothing. Plus its quite solid and i need something like that cuz things tend to take a good kicking with me. Edited July 2, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 2, 2016 Author Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 hour ago, lukepowell1988 said: Hate to break it to you but Macs get viruses too If Len's Mac has endured the darkest depths of the web Len puts it through, and it has lived to tell the tale, then Macs do not get viruses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 46 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: If Len's Mac has endured the darkest depths of the web Len puts it through, and it has lived to tell the tale, then Macs do not get viruses. Considering the webpages Len is sure to visit it probably has the HIV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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