Axls Rocket Queen Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 (edited) In a LOT of makeup for my dance show back in September (sorry it's so big!) And a hilariously bad and very old picture of me and @Graeme, because why not Edited November 25, 2016 by Axls Rocket Queen 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 28 minutes ago, Axls Rocket Queen said: In a LOT of makeup for my dance show back in September (sorry it's so big!) And a hilariously bad and very old picture of me and @Graeme, because why not You haven't changed a bit but thankfully Graeme has. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 On November 24, 2016 at 7:37 AM, Len Cnut said: My picture is nowhere on the internet and it never will be, i've never had a facebook or an instagram or any of that shite for that very reason, i have no interest in posting my mug up, the few instances it is online is through it being filmed at a gig or what have you. In fact there's very little photos of me in general through the course of my entire life. I've always pictured you as a little blacker version of a young JJ Walker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Len Cnut Posted November 25, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2016 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Apollo said: I've always pictured you as a little blacker version of a young JJ Walker. Ive been trying to avoid explaining myself in this particular regard for fear of offending but here goes. I dont go in for all that selfies and pictures and all that bollocks. A wise fella once told me you should beware of a man thats fond of looking at himself, the only time i look at myself is in the mirror every morning before i set out for work, all this selfies and 'heres me at 'xxx', oh gosh look at me there, i wasn't expecting that one'. I think theres something tragic about it. But more than that, blokes constantly checking their fuckin' reflection everytime they see it in a car window or a shop front as they pass by, its fuckin' odd, i thought women did that. And i have no wish to become part of the facebook generation, it always looked to me like Desperate Daves Dating Agency 'Hi, I'm Len and my eyes are brown and 6ft tall and my interests are water-skiing and football and blah blah blah blah no one gives a fuck . Its makes me sick, grown men with stacks and stacks of pictures of themselves on a phone...and worse still, sticking em up online all over the gaff, i dont see the point. More than that i find the idea unsettling. See i was trying to avoid this particular diatribe in a picture but nevermind, the damage is done now . i must just be an old fashioned sort of a fella i guess. Edited November 25, 2016 by Len Cnut 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 6ft?? You're 5ft 4 at most @Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 39 minutes ago, janrichmond said: 6ft?? You're 5ft 4 at most @Len Cnut And a pot belly, flat feet and one leg shorter than the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 26 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: And a pot belly, flat feet and one leg shorter than the other I didn't know that you're a northerner, Len. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, PappyTron said: I didn't know that you're a northerner, Len. I aint that far gone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 4 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Ive been trying to avoid explaining myself in this particular regard for fear of offending but here goes. I dont go in for all that selfies and pictures and all that bollocks. A wise fella once told me you should beware of a man thats fond of looking at himself, the only time i look at myself is in the mirror every morning before i set out for work, all this selfies and 'heres me at 'xxx', oh gosh look at me there, i wasn't expecting that one'. I think theres something tragic about it. But more than that, blokes constantly checking their fuckin' reflection everytime they see it in a car window or a shop front as they pass by, its fuckin' odd, i thought women did that. And i have no wish to become part of the facebook generation, it always looked to me like Desperate Daves Dating Agency 'Hi, I'm Len and my eyes are brown and 6ft tall and my interests are water-skiing and football and blah blah blah blah no one gives a fuck . Its makes me sick, grown men with stacks and stacks of pictures of themselves on a phone...and worse still, sticking em up online all over the gaff, i dont see the point. More than that i find the idea unsettling. See i was trying to avoid this particular diatribe in a picture but nevermind, the damage is done now . i must just be an old fashioned sort of a fella i guess. 1. So Graeme and Snakes beg to differ! 2. So I was right? A young JJ Walker? 3. I feel you. FB started specifically for college kids. Then morphed into a platform for all. And you are right. For a lot of adults it's just a place for people to get their fragile egos rubbed and massaged. It's kind of like when people post their pics on this forum. No matter what they look like, people will tell them how pretty or handsome they are. That's how it works on FB too. People get tons of validation from their 739 closest friends. Look how awesome I am or woe-is-me. Or like some famous old timer said. "When I was a kid we put our secrets in a diary. Today people post them for thousands of people to read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 On 11/23/2016 at 11:31 AM, axlslash said: She knows what they say about gods with big feet hells YA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I thoroughly endorse everything Len has said - that is basically my stance. The ''look at me'' generation. ''Look at me in a nightclub. Look at me on holiday''. There is a sort of assumption that your life is interesting enough. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 6 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Ive been trying to avoid explaining myself in this particular regard for fear of offending but here goes. I dont go in for all that selfies and pictures and all that bollocks. A wise fella once told me you should beware of a man thats fond of looking at himself, the only time i look at myself is in the mirror every morning before i set out for work, all this selfies and 'heres me at 'xxx', oh gosh look at me there, i wasn't expecting that one'. I think theres something tragic about it. But more than that, blokes constantly checking their fuckin' reflection everytime they see it in a car window or a shop front as they pass by, its fuckin' odd, i thought women did that. And i have no wish to become part of the facebook generation, it always looked to me like Desperate Daves Dating Agency 'Hi, I'm Len and my eyes are brown and 6ft tall and my interests are water-skiing and football and blah blah blah blah no one gives a fuck . Its makes me sick, grown men with stacks and stacks of pictures of themselves on a phone...and worse still, sticking em up online all over the gaff, i dont see the point. More than that i find the idea unsettling. See i was trying to avoid this particular diatribe in a picture but nevermind, the damage is done now . i must just be an old fashioned sort of a fella i guess. My hero until I lay in my cold grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: I thoroughly endorse everything Len has said - that is basically my stance. The ''look at me'' generation. ''Look at me in a nightclub. Look at me on holiday''. There is a sort of assumption that your life is interesting enough. Look at what I made for dinner pictures. And a place for girls to share their fish-lip pictures. Edited November 26, 2016 by Apollo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 6 hours ago, Len Cnut said: And a pot belly, flat feet and one leg shorter than the other Almost like the perfect woman. 3'6" with fold back teeth and a flat head to rest your drink on. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 3 foot 6? What the shit's that goodfer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 @Axls Rocket Queen Syd, I've looked at that photo of Graeme and yourself a couple of times now, and feel a desperate urge to pass comment on your fishnet sleeves. But then I realised that a decade ago I was wearing all the same black pseudo-goth stuff and looked far worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 On 11/25/2016 at 3:15 AM, Graeme said: Getting my volcanology on... Don't worry about getting your volcanology on you want to get your fucking Ambre Solaire on Gra, your hooter looks like a fucking strawberry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 On 11/25/2016 at 9:06 PM, Len Cnut said: Hi, I'm Len and my eyes are brown and 6ft tall and my interests are water-skiing Water skiing!! where the fuck did you pluck that one from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 hour ago, spunko12345 said: Water skiing!! where the fuck did you pluck that one from Well i don't know, whatever bollocks they put down under interests, rock climbing and fuckin' paintballing and all the various desperate middle class things society does to keep from thinking about their own mortality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 15 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Well i don't know, whatever bollocks they put down under interests, rock climbing and fuckin' paintballing and all the various desperate middle class things society does to keep from thinking about their own mortality Extreme Ironing, reading Goethe, growing a mustache and writing poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Extreme Ironing, reading Goethe, growing a mustache and writing poetry. I've always had a soft spot for the poets actually cuz i enjoy a good wank myself from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I've always had a soft spot for the poets actually cuz i enjoy a good wank myself from time to time. Shall I compare thee...urgh...to a summer's day....URGHH!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Shall I compare thee...urgh...to a summer's day....URGHH!!! I wonder what they used for softener in the 1500s...gob i suppose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I wonder what they used for softener in the 1500s...gob i suppose? Tallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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