Len Cnut Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: In ten years when even the plastic cannot halt the ravages of old age he will certainly dump her for somebody else. Mutually beneficial though innit, shes got more than her moneys worth already. Its like i was talking to my old man about Jake La Motta, whoose approaching a century now and seems sort of half there, still talking about 'i fought Sugar Ray so many times its a wonder i dont have diabetes'. Anyway hes with this proper young piece and I'm like 'thats out of order, shes blatantly after the money' and the old man was like 'at that age i dont suppose he gives a monkeys', as i say, mutually beneficial. Just depends on the price your willing to pay, how many birds out there would sleep with old fart face to be first lady? Or, lest i am accused of sexism, with Hilary to be first...man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 In 10 years Trump will be decorating Heaven with gold. God, you're a loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Plastic people, plastic relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 12 hours ago, Zurimor said: I did. Make Donald Drumpf again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 On 24/01/2017 at 1:38 PM, Len Cnut said: Mutually beneficial though innit, shes got more than her moneys worth already. Its like i was talking to my old man about Jake La Motta, whoose approaching a century now and seems sort of half there, still talking about 'i fought Sugar Ray so many times its a wonder i dont have diabetes'. Anyway hes with this proper young piece and I'm like 'thats out of order, shes blatantly after the money' and the old man was like 'at that age i dont suppose he gives a monkeys', as i say, mutually beneficial. Just depends on the price your willing to pay, how many birds out there would sleep with old fart face to be first lady? Or, lest i am accused of sexism, with Hilary to be first...man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 (edited) A custom-made introduction video for Trump about us. Made by the tv show Zondag Met Lubach, rapidly going viral. Edited January 25, 2017 by username 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 OK, that was fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, AxlisOld said: OK, that was fucking hilarious. Yup. It has 45.000.000 views on his official Facebook and 10.000.000 on his own Youtube channel alone. I've seen it get shared by Time Magazine and Huffington Post among others. Not bad for a public access tv show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 On 24/01/2017 at 1:38 PM, Len Cnut said: Mutually beneficial though innit, shes got more than her moneys worth already. Its like i was talking to my old man about Jake La Motta, whoose approaching a century now and seems sort of half there, still talking about 'i fought Sugar Ray so many times its a wonder i dont have diabetes'. Anyway hes with this proper young piece and I'm like 'thats out of order, shes blatantly after the money' and the old man was like 'at that age i dont suppose he gives a monkeys', as i say, mutually beneficial. Just depends on the price your willing to pay, how many birds out there would sleep with old fart face to be first lady? Or, lest i am accused of sexism, with Hilary to be first...man? Basically the entire premise of this song... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Graeme said: Basically the entire premise of this song... In the immortal words of Poncho out of Predator, and with the greatest respect to your dear Graeme, 'get that stinkin' shit out of my face' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Knew you'd love it . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, Graeme said: Knew you'd love it . The man in my avatar once famously yelled during their ill fated American tour 'WE'RE THE BEST BAND IN THE FUCKING WORLD...except for The Eagles, The Eagles are better than us!'...to this day I dont know what that was about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: The man in my avatar once famously yelled during their ill fated American tour 'WE'RE THE BEST BAND IN THE FUCKING WORLD...except for The Eagles, The Eagles are better than us!'...to this day I dont know what that was about! Man had taste clearly . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, Graeme said: Man had taste clearly . I neglected to mention he was in the throes of heroin withdrawal and pissed up on a litre bottle of peppermint vodka at the time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Len Cnut Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Graeme said: That was spot on 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I feel personally victimised by this statement. I bet he comes on a diplomatic visit to find out what an agreeable historic town York is. Edit: I work in an escape room. Which means I have the power to lock him in indefinitely! Mwa ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Let me tell you a story about a man A man that does the best he can And I tell you if there was only one to hump I wish it was him, he's Donald Trump I love his hair and I love his smile I love him so, I want his child And perhaps one day I will propose With a wall and a fetus and a red, red rose 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 15 hours ago, Gracii Guns said: I feel personally victimised by this statement. I bet he comes on a diplomatic visit to find out what an agreeable historic town York is. Edit: I work in an escape room. Which means I have the power to lock him in indefinitely! Mwa ha ha! The problem there is then having to work with the bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Len Cnut said: The problem there is then having to work with the bastard. It's alright. I've worked with Brownie packs, hen and stag parties, work outings which nobody wants to be on. I can handle a megalomaniac. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Gracii Guns said: It's alright. I've worked with Brownie packs, hen and stag parties, work outings which nobody wants to be on. I can handle a megalomaniac. What's worse than finding a Girl Guide in your trousers? Finding a Brownie in your underpants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontdamnmeuyi2015 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Okay today Trump interrupted regular tv programing so he could show the PM of Britain visiting him. Are we going to see every little shit this President does from now on? With all the cable news channels, I feel enough is enough. Unless it's something specific that will effect the people of the US, I don't care who he meets with. It's not like everyone should know everything. Still the PResident of Mexico won't meet with Trump and he continues to talk about building the wall. I think a wall should be built around Canada since this country has tons of places terrorists can cross without being detected. I think the US and Canada should help the people of Mexico get rid of the cartels and try to make life better for them than maybe the people wouldn't be so in a hurry to get out of there. I think the President of Mexico should focus on making a better life for his people. I have friends who have had family members in Mexico run out of their towns because the cartels take over and either you join them or you die. Why does both Presidents turn a blind eye to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, dontdamnmeuyi2015 said: Okay today Trump interrupted regular tv programing so he could show the PM of Britain visiting him. Are we going to see every little shit this President does from now on? With all the cable news channels, I feel enough is enough. Unless it's something specific that will effect the people of the US, I don't care who he meets with. It's not like everyone should know everything. Still the PResident of Mexico won't meet with Trump and he continues to talk about building the wall. I think a wall should be built around Canada since this country has tons of places terrorists can cross without being detected. I think the US and Canada should help the people of Mexico get rid of the cartels and try to make life better for them than maybe the people wouldn't be so in a hurry to get out of there. I think the President of Mexico should focus on making a better life for his people. I have friends who have had family members in Mexico run out of their towns because the cartels take over and either you join them or you die. Why does both Presidents turn a blind eye to this? "Regular TV programming"? Is there such a thing in 2017? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 He has grabbed her by the pussy so it seems, Pretty embarrassed to be British looking at that to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 If your biggest concern is the president interrupting your precious TV, I'd say he's doing ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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