Popular Post SerenityScorp Posted April 29, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2017 Quote Izzwald Stradinho (born April 8, 1734), commonly known as the gypsy kazoo artist with a penis the size of Uganda, is the love child and creator of Knives N' Daffodils singer Axl Rose. He is also universally famous for being featured in various 'Where's Waldo?' books, on account of the fact that no one knows where he is. Izzy picked up the Bulgarian Nose Flute at the age of 3, and by the age of 2, he could solo like fuck. Eat your heart out Slash. Bitch. Slash didn't really care, so Izzy cummed on his leg. It's true, read Slash's book. Yes that’s right, Izzy could see into the future. He knew Chinese Democracy would take Axl 14 years to complete. He knew that there would be 14 years of silence, 14 years of pain, 14 years that are gone forever and we’ll never have again. Velvet Bazooka After Slosh and Duff left Guns N' Roses, They offered Izzy to join Velvet Bazooka, but Izzy cummed on Slosh's leg then he got fired. Izzy Stradlin & THe Goo Goo Dolls Izzy gained a strong fanbase over this period, some dating back to his GNR days. It was in 2006, that Izzy met one fan. He killed him in his home in Oklahoma, and continues to kill unsuspecting hillbillies today, as a cure for his boredom of having no life. However, he found that killing hillbillies was as stupid as listening to Axl and Slash "negotiate" in the bedroom, so he moved on to killing Jedi and Medji soldiers, because nobody cares about them anymore. He feels their pain. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Izzy_Stradlin 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tori72 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 2 hours ago, SerenityScorp said: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Izzy_Stradlin This is so stupid, it's funny again. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgnr Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, SerenityScorp said: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Izzy_Stradlin Highlights: This: Quote 'And by the age of 2, he could solo like fuck. Eat your heart out Slash. Bitch. Slash didn't really care, so Izzy cummed on his leg. It's true, read Slash's book' I still can't quite believe that Slash shared this story on his book, but well, not complaining here And this: Quote Yes that’s right, Izzy could see into the future. He knew Chinese Democracy would take Axl 14 years to complete. He knew that there would be 14 years of silence, 14 years of pain, 14 years that are gone forever and we’ll never have again. Edited April 29, 2017 by dgnr 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane M. Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 2 hours ago, SerenityScorp said: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Izzy_Stradlin I'm like WTF, LOL, WTF. 1 minute ago, dgnr said: I still can't quite believe that Slash shared this story on his book, but well, not complaining here That's one of the greatest and funniest parts of the book. LMAO? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tori72 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Jane M. said: I'm like WTF, LOL, WTF. This. And I really want to read Slash's book now. I want to know all about it. Bulgarian nose flute! Velvet Bazooka Edited April 29, 2017 by Tori72 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane M. Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tori72 said: This. And I really want to read/book now. I want to know all about it. Bulgarian nose flute! Velvet Bazooka Read Steven's book too. You won't regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tori72 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Just now, Jane M. said: Read Steven's book too. You won't regret it. Alright then. What about the Duff's book? Do you like it too? I wasn't too interested in Stevens or Slash's his book until now. Always meant to read Duff's though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tori72 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Just now, Jane M. said: Read Steven's book too. You won't regret it. Alright then. What about the Duff's book? Do you like it too? I wasn't too interested in Stevens or Slash's his book until now. Always meant to read Duff's though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane M. Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Tori72 said: Alright then. What about the Duff's book? Do you like it too? I wasn't too interested in Stevens or Slash's his book until now. Always meant to read Duff's though Duff's kinda boring but has some interesting parts too. Edited April 29, 2017 by Jane M. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerenityScorp Posted April 29, 2017 Author Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) The Bass Guitar Duff fell in love with a bass guitar just like his father, but killed it, so he could play her in the band Guns N' Roses. That is how the song I Used To Love Her came to be. Afterwards, Duff fell in love and had sex with many more Bass Guitars. In Guns N' Roses While in Guns N' Roses, Duff found another love,doing Axl Rose, Heroin, and Alcohol, which made his Bass Guitars jealous, and when confronted by them, he said, "Hey, at least it isn't Crack!" These affairs went on for sometime. Since his Bass Guitars left him, he decided to take up Rhythm Guitar in Loaded uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Duff_McKagan Too bad theres no Slash biography But theres Buckethead biography Edited April 29, 2017 by SerenityScorp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tori72 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Quote Michael Andrew "Duff" McKagan (born February 5, 1964) is an American musician and writer. He is best known for his twelve-year tenure as celloist and lead triangle in Guns N' Roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane M. Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) 58 minutes ago, SerenityScorp said: The Bass Guitar Duff fell in love with a bass guitar just like his father, but killed it, so he could play her in the band Guns N' Roses. That is how the song I Used To Love Her came to be. Afterwards, Duff fell in love and had sex with many more Bass Guitars. In Guns N' Roses While in Guns N' Roses, Duff found another love,doing Axl Rose, Heroin, and Alcohol, which made his Bass Guitars jealous, and when confronted by them, he said, "Hey, at least it isn't Crack!" These affairs went on for sometime. Since his Bass Guitars left him, he decided to take up Rhythm Guitar in Loaded uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Duff_McKagan Too bad theres no Slash biography But theres Buckethead biography Call me biased but Izzy's biography is the best. The link should be on the first page. Edited April 29, 2017 by Jane M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) So apparently that Mellencamp song was recorded in the early 90s during the same session for Miss Missy. So it's new to us but not really new. Edited April 29, 2017 by Kris_1989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenchantress Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Kris_1989 said: So apparently that Mellencamp song was recorded in the early 90s during the same session for Miss Missy. So it's new to us but not really new. Oh really? I was just hoping for some studio pics to pop up. LMAO at that uncyclopedia site, and yeah, Izzy's is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Darkenchantress said: Oh really? I was just hoping for some studio pics to pop up. Me too. ----- I know I'm a pessimistic asshole but I kinda feel like this is Mellancamp just trying to ride on Izzy & GNR's coattails a bit. He's had this song for 20 years and now all of the sudden decides to release it? Edited April 29, 2017 by Kris_1989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenchantress Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 28 minutes ago, Kris_1989 said: Me too. ----- I know I'm a pessimistic asshole but I kinda feel like this is Mellancamp just trying to ride on Izzy & GNR's coattails a bit. He's had this song for 20 years and now all of the sudden decides to release it? Don't know, maybe he just thought he didn't fit in any of his previous albums but it did on this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzyarg Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Silly question: does anybody knows what Izzy says on 14 years during guitar solo? , i remember that i was on high school with my friends trying to guess and we even made bets but we didn't have a clue, i thought he says something in spanish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Jen Time Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) Hello my loves...catching up. Re: the books...here are my thoughts: Steven's....I dunno....I just take everything he says with a grain of salt b/c I feel like he's still sick, ya know? I mean, I feel badly for him...I really do. But I just don't 100% believe much of what he says. Also, I think he meant to refer to Angela McCoy in the story about Erin Everly OD'ing and he called her by some other name. (Of course that would only ruin his credibility for an Izzy fan .... every Izzy fan knows Angela - duh ). Duff's ... too much finance and not enough fun. Slash's...I actually liked. I want to read it again. Izzy's...well, obviously, it'll be perfect. 59 minutes ago, Izzyarg said: Silly question: does anybody knows what Izzy says on 14 years during guitar solo? , i remember that i was on high school with my friends trying to guess and we even made bets but we didn't have a clue, i thought he says something in spanish... He says "I love Jen even though she's only 15." At least I'm pretty sure that's what he says. Edited April 29, 2017 by Cold Jen Time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzyarg Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cold Jen Time said: Hello my loves...catching up. Re: the books...here are my thoughts: Steven's....I dunno....I just take everything he says with a grain of salt b/c I feel like he's still sick, ya know? I mean, I feel badly for him...I really do. But I just don't 100% believe much of what he says. Also, I think he meant to refer to Angela McCoy in the story about Erin Everly OD'ing and he called her by some other name. (Of course that would only ruin his credibility for an Izzy fan .... every Izzy fan knows Angela - duh ). Duff's ... too much finance and not enough fun. Slash's...I actually liked. I want to read it again. Izzy's...well, obviously, it was perfect. He says "I love Jen even though she's only 15." At least I'm pretty sure that's what he says. Actually was called 15 years but the band has to change the meaning of the song cause they didn't want to look like pedophiles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenchantress Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 35 minutes ago, Izzyarg said: Silly question: does anybody knows what Izzy says on 14 years during guitar solo? , i remember that i was on high school with my friends trying to guess and we even made bets but we didn't have a clue, i thought he says something in spanish... I always understand something like "it's been nada" You know "nada" means "nothing" in spanish. But I don't really know. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzyarg Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Darkenchantress said: I always understand something like "it's been nada" You know "nada" means "nothing" in spanish. But I don't really know. yeah me too! now i have a witness and that means i won the bet! ... i always wonder how much does izzy knows about spanish, it has to be hilarious speak with him in spanglish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Jen Time Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Izzyarg said: Actually was called 15 years but the band has to change the meaning of the song cause they didn't want to look like pedophiles This is actually the exact moment Izzy found out I was only 15. Axl ruins fucking everything. 4 minutes ago, Darkenchantress said: I always understand something like "it's been nada" You know "nada" means "nothing" in spanish. But I don't really know. Sometimes "Jen" and "Nada" sound the same. It can get confusing. Just sayin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane M. Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Izzyarg said: Silly question: does anybody knows what Izzy says on 14 years during guitar solo? , i remember that i was on high school with my friends trying to guess and we even made bets but we didn't have a clue, i thought he says something in spanish... Yeah it's been oh no! (I think) Jen's version is better? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzyarg Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Jane M. said: Yeah it's been oh no! (I think) Jen's version is better? well let's make a bet and then we wait forever to izzy's answer, i mean.. we ask to Izzy muahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerenityScorp Posted April 30, 2017 Author Share Posted April 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Jane M. said: Call me biased but Izzy's biography is the best. The link should be on the first page. Should I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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