BlueJean Baby Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: my ex was a mechanic and he thought it would be better of my catalytic converter was diasbled so he filled my cool muscle car with regular gas other than unleaded. when it was time for me to register my car it wouldn't pass cos he had effed it up...so he stole a legal sticker off the back of someone's legal car... Damn girl, we should write a fuckin' book our ex's... This last one was just a lazy asshole, the first one was mean as shit, my necks pops sometimes from all the abuse. Once we were arguing and in an attempt to get away I went into the bathroom locked the door, he busted it in, ripped the shower Curtin rod outta the wall and sailed it at my head like a damn spear...I ducked and ran... my son was about 7 months old and he would not let me in his room coz he was crying and shoved me against the wall so hard the heel of my boot went into the wall. Back on topic... just be nice to her and hopefully it will work out. You seem like a nice guy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Consider she is paid to be nice to you, smile at you as a customer. I would consider just talking to her without asking her out. Try to lay some ground work. You might find out something that changes your mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Came here to post "grab her by the pussy" but I see I'm a little late for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 4 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Bradman's batting average is always a good conversation opener. Indeed. Then you move onto the Bodyline series...she's putty in your hands at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 7 hours ago, wasted said: Consider she is paid to be nice to you, smile at you as a customer. I would consider just talking to her without asking her out. Try to lay some ground work. You might find out something that changes your mind. Wasted's chat up lines all consist of analytical discussions of the 2008 'Guns N'' Roses' flop Chinese Democracy - and mythological sequels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 3 hours ago, DR DOOM said: Indeed. Then you move onto the Bodyline series...she's putty in your hands at this point. That subject however doesn't work with Australian Sheilas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 35 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Wasted's chat up lines all consist of analytical discussions of the 2008 'Guns N'' Roses' flop Chinese Democracy - and mythological sequels. If the World and chloroform is all I need. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 ''Are you a The General or Atlas Shrugged gal?'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Hopefully not Silkworms but I'v got tiger blood and an image problem. 8 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: ''Are you a The General or Atlas Shrugged gal?'' High pitch Screaming or reads Glamour magazine. I have a system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 20 minutes ago, wasted said: If the World and chloroform is all I need. I got this entire cinematic vignette in my head of you with scratch marks on your cheek driving in the desert listening to If The World on the stereo while some poor bird is bound and gagged in your boot. This needs to be filmed, 16mm high contrast black n white. We'll call it Wasted in Death Valley 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I got this entire cinematic vignette in my head of you with scratch marks on your cheek driving in the desert listening to If The World on the stereo while some poor bird is bound and gagged in your boot. This needs to be filmed, 16mm high contrast black n white. We'll call it Wasted in Death Valley A road movie, in black and white. Kidnap Dr Dre to raise money for the after party. Part Deux could be tying Slash to my Ducati and dragging him across the desert to Riad n the Bedouins. By the time I've finished that movie I'll be able to get Megan Fox pole dancing to This I Love at gun point. It's a trilogy. Edited January 18, 2017 by wasted 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 33 minutes ago, wasted said: A road movie, in black and white. Kidnap Dr Dre to raise money for the after party. Part Deux could be tying Slash to my Ducati and dragging him across the desert to Riad n the Bedouins. By the time I've finished that movie I'll be able to get Megan Fox pole dancing to This I Love at gun point. It's a trilogy. Hopper and Fonda eat ur heart out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 9 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Hopper and Fonda eat ur heart out If Dennis was alive he could reprise Frank Booth in the epilogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 4:17 PM, -W.A.R- said: yeah i usually just ask them to help me with my books...works every time on crutches or fake plaster arm cast? 13 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Hopper and Fonda eat ur heart out 13 hours ago, Len Cnut said: By the time I've finished that movie I'll be able to get Megan Fox pole dancing to This I Love at gun point. better try and get her between having babies! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-W.A.R- Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Just now, AxlsFavoriteRose said: on crutches or fake plaster arm cast? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 (edited) Edited January 19, 2017 by PappyTron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Roses are red. Violets are blue. This is a knife. Get in the back of the van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 8 hours ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: on crutches or fake plaster arm cast? better try and get her between having babies! The placenta is part of the strip club ending 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 (edited) 50 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Lenny the love Guru Usually i jus pull up to the first jailbait in my cab and, in my thick south Asian accent go 'hey baby, want sex? I give you vodka, I give you chicken and chips' Later to be chased on the street in my Toyota Avensis by Jayda Fransen and Paul Golding on a youtube video shouting to me about grooming gangs while i go 'no speak, no speak!' Edited January 19, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 On 1/19/2017 at 1:42 AM, Len Cnut said: The placenta is part of the strip club ending you got a winner there @Len Cnut On 1/19/2017 at 5:40 PM, PappyTron said: The BTK guy was the most boring guy ever IMO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: you got a winner there @Len Cnut The BTK guy was the most boring guy ever IMO... I agree, but that isn't Dennis Rader! It's just a husband/father and their family photo that people use to put silly quotes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: you got a winner there @Len Cnut The BTK guy was the most boring guy ever IMO... And not the brightest of buttons either, yknow how he got caught? He sent the cops communications on floppy disk from his church computer They went File...Properties...got'cha, dumb motherfucker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: And not the brightest of buttons either, yknow how he got caught? He sent the cops communications on floppy disk from his church computer They went File...Properties...got'cha, dumb motherfucker yes def not the sharpest tool in the shed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Like Gary Glitter who took his computer with millions of paedo stuff on it to PC World for repair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Nonces seem to make quite decent music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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