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What are the funniest lines from Chinese Democracy?


Eric Cantona

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I love the album, but Axl wrote some terrible lyrics on certain songs :lol:

My top three:

''Riad and the bedouins, had a plan and thought they'd win, but I don't give a fuck 'bout them 'cause I am crazy''

''But I don't want to eet'' (mainly because of the accent and Axl sounds like a whiny kid)

''Now I know you better, you know I know better, now we all know better''

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Sorry and Prostitute are quite awful...This I Love too.  Chinese Democracy is kinda forgivable because the music retrieves them, they fit it alright.  Lyrically Chinese Democracy sounds like an album by a man who don't get out much.

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7 hours ago, DieselDaisy said:

You know what I am going to say in advance,

''Sitting in a Chinese Stew''.

It does not get better with the succeeding,

''To view my dis-in-fat-u-ation''.

The hyphens are important.

''Sitting in a Chinese stew'' is purely genius. The peak of Axl's songwriting.

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On 1/30/2017 at 8:49 AM, AslatIE said:

I love the album, but Axl wrote some terrible lyrics on certain songs :lol:

My top three:

''Riad and the bedouins, had a plan and thought they'd win, but I don't give a fuck 'bout them 'cause I am crazy''

''But I don't want to eet'' (mainly because of the accent and Axl sounds like a whiny kid)

''Now I know you better, you know I know better, now we all know better''

now i have to listen to these :lol:

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7 hours ago, DieselDaisy said:

Has anyone actually sat in a Chinese stew? I'm not sure I've ever come across a Chinese stew, that particular form of cooking not being indigenous to the People's Republic, least of all ever possessed the desire to sit in one!

it instantly made me think of those cartoons where someone is in a giant pot with natives tossing veggies in it, idk why! :lol:

On 1/30/2017 at 3:31 PM, Gordon Comstock said:

I am inconquerable

 

But I don't want to do eet

 

and pretty much all of Riad, except I always liked the line I don't give a fuck 'bout them 'cause I am crazy. Axl speaking the truth there :lol:

yeah pretty much! :lol:

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16 hours ago, Gordon Comstock said:

The 'Chinese stew' line is pretty weird, CD (the song) has some weird lyrics throughout but I've always thought the line "It would take a lot more time than you have got for masturbation, even with an iron fist" was both funny and awesome :lol:

Forgot about that one :rofl-lol: 

Who said Axl didn't take drugs? :D 

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On 9/2/2017 at 5:38 AM, AxlRoseCDII said:

They're all a glow (???)

 

Don't you kids check out the booklet anymore?  It's 'There all alone' :rolleyes:

I agree about the lonely tears calling you though.

Another one is Scraped: Don't you try to stop us now. I just refuse. Don't you try to stop us now. Cause I just won't let you.

It fits better in a boyband song. I always found it funny that a grown up man would sing a thing like that. Feels more like a teenage thing to me.

And then the whole Gonna call the president etc of course. Love IRS and I like the rest of the lyrics, but that chorus is so odd.

 

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