AxlsFavoriteRose Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Graeme said: Don't shoot the translator... hahaha ok you have a point. who wrote the song? i'll shoot him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 minute ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: hahaha ok you have a point. who wrote the song? i'll shoot him Maybe it was a particularly truculent cat...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 most are...that's why God made them so cute and cuddly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 9 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Yeah true, she'll clock the smell of coriander from 50 yards out, give security the eye and a bunch of burly buzzcutted yanks in ill-fitting garb will have dragged me away to an undisclosed location for waterboarding quicker than you can say Islamic State A plight not alleviated by the fact 'waterboarding' sounds something vaguely kinky: ''lads, Tomi Lahren can waterboard me any day of the week''. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: A plight not alleviated by the fact 'waterboarding' sounds something vaguely kinky: ''lads, Tomi Lahren can waterboard me any day of the week''. i still have no idea what it is, it does sound kinky though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 1 minute ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: i still have no idea what it is, it does sound kinky though! An American jock grabs a chap like Len and tries to drown him until he reveals certain things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: An American jock grabs a chap like Len and tries to drown him until he reveals certain things. and how is the board involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: and how is the board involved? I think you are strapped to a board. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 yikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Dog Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 10 hours ago, Len Cnut said: He rang up to reccomend Donald his hairdresser. Now that shit is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 4 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: A plight not alleviated by the fact 'waterboarding' sounds something vaguely kinky: ''lads, Tomi Lahren can waterboard me any day of the week''. Will she be present? I might die with a boner . Assisted Erotic Asphyxiation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 13 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Will she be present? I might die with a boner . Assisted Erotic Asphyxiation! They are not going to get much of a confession from you anyway; just general quasi-chavy misdeeds like stealing a 2Unlimited cassette from WH Smiths, and car related infringements. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 8 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: They are not going to get much of a confession from you anyway; just general quasi-chavy misdeeds like stealing a 2Unlimited cassette from WH Smiths, and car related infringements. Or i could just do what all the terrorists did and just give em bullshit information and send em on wild goose chases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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