Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 minute ago, spunko12345 said: You'd better make it a chainsaw! Who am i kidding bring on the nailclippers Ain't got one. I got a mini swiss army knife on my keys, it's got them utility scissors, will that do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted April 29, 2017 Author Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: Ain't got one. I got a mini swiss army knife on my keys, it's got them utility scissors, will that do? Yeah the blunter the better. I will consider it self flagellation and should go some way to cleansing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: Just a shame you play such fuckin' bollocks instead of good tunes eh? I'll play a nursery rhyme for you if that means you'll stop whining and fall asleep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, AslatIE said: I'll play a nursery rhyme for you if that means you'll stop whining and fall asleep Oh oh, Wee Willy Winkie please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Oh oh, Wee Willy Winkie please! I'll sing that for Spunko when you guys amputate him 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Len Cnut said: What professions?!? I can't think of any particularly mind-blowing ones! Mines a scumbags job, Spunko works for the council housing mentalists i think...who else, Snake Pit was a labourer/dole scrounger...hmmm...Sandman I think was a football ref...i can't think of anyone that amazing around here, fuckin' dregs of society if you ask me Your ones alright, grapghic designer, runs her own business...McLeods is too. Who was the guy who ended up being like third in command to Snoop or 50 Cent or someone? Dunno what Sandy's doing these days but I can assure you he's not a footie ref anymore! I remember his aim was to be earning £100k by he turns 30. He's got a couple of years to go… so I imagine he's a specialist cocaine importer or human trafficker if he's on track for a £100k salary. G-Dawg's a volcanologist. That's the best job on the forum. Apollo took early retirement. Graphic design is very much a lower middle class profession. Always has been. Not going to help Spunko's UTI anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: Who was the guy who ended up being like third in command to Snoop or 50 Cent or someone? Dunno what Sandy's doing these days but I can assure you he's not a footie ref anymore! I remember his aim was to be earning £100k by he turns 30. He's got a couple of years to go… so I imagine he's a specialist cocaine importer or human trafficker if he's on track for a £100k salary. G-Dawg's a volcanologist. That's the best job on the forum. Apollo took early retirement. Graphic design is very much a lower middle class profession. Always has been. Not going to help Spunko's UTI anyway. Third in command to Snoop or 50? I never seen Daz Dillinger or Lloyd Banks posting here. So...a drugs mule and a volcanologist, aint gonna do a lot for Spunkos faulty chopper is it? Though a bang of Charlie might help him later with Mrs Spunko! Edited April 29, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 If you decide against castration, if its a UTI and if you are physically able to do so: Partly dissolve crystalline ascorbic acid in water. Leaving some crystals intact as much as you can. Ascorbic acid is just a form of vitamin C. Drink a bunch of this so that you pee in short order. The crystals can help flush out any infection (the rush of piss will ensure its fully dissolved by the time it leaves you, so there wont be any concerns there). Also vitamin c has cleaning properties - think citrus cleaners - and any digested vitamin c will boost immune system. But the idea is too drink so much of it that you pee quickly. Do that a number of times if you can. Use pain as a guide and don't push it too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted April 29, 2017 Author Share Posted April 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Though a bang of Charlie might help him later with Mrs Spunko! https://ibb.co/hdjvgQ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontdamnmeuyi2015 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 22 hours ago, spunko12345 said: My piss is unusually hot. I'm wondering if I'm coming down with something or my past is finally catching up with me. Dude Does it burn when you piss? Do you pee a lot? If you start to get back pain and a fever, you have a kidney infection and need to see a doctor. Good luck. UTI can be easily cured. Drink a lot of water and cranberry juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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