john lennon Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Because all children believe they're gonna take over the world, ya know? So, what did you want to be when you were a kid? Personally, I wanted to become many things. At five, I wanted to grow up so that I could drink a lot of beer. At 7, I wanted to have a three story house and 100 cats. At 9, I wanted to be a rock star and try a bunch of drugs. At 11, I wanted to become a stripper. My dad was really supporting of all my ideas. I still laugh about that. I mean, kudos on me because I did fullfil that first dream of mine, right? Only I can't really drink a lot of beer anymore because my entire body feels like it's burning up from the inside, so I gotta stick with booze or wine these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I wanted to be in the RAF for awhile - even went to the ATC - only to discover I despise flying! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I wanted to be in the RAF for awhile - even went to the ATC - only to discover I despise flying! That's always something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I wanted to be a human rights lawyer At 17 I worked out that I wanted to be a graphic designer and thankfully that's worked out, 10 years later that's my career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Palaeontologist. Here's me with Jack Horner in the summer of '97 after he did a Q&A at the Natural History Museum (part of promo for The Lost World: Jurassic Park): 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jaro- Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I wanted to be firefighter when I was under 10 - but later not so much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Just about everything at some point or another But in the best order i can remember em it goes something like this: Soldier, boxer, writer, rockstar, guitar player, rapper, gangster...fuckin name it, I probably wanted to it be it, I was a proper little dickhead as a kid As opposed to the big dickhead I am today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 17 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Just about everything at some point or another But in the best order i can remember em it goes something like this: Soldier, boxer, writer, rockstar, guitar player, rapper, gangster...fuckin name it, I probably wanted to it be it, I was a proper little dickhead as a kid As opposed to the big dickhead I am today. Hey, Lenny! U live in the uk right? We could be drinking buds!! I mean I don't live there so it would be tricky but you know my bf got me tickets to go to London fpr my birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, john lennon said: Hey, Lenny! U live in the uk right? We could be drinking buds!! I mean I don't live there so it would be tricky but you know my bf got me tickets to go to London fpr my birthday Always wanted to have a drink with John Lennon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Not someone with 40,000 posts on a internet forum, I was very goal oriented early on. Shit went south after I heard AFD. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Amir said: Palaeontologist. Here's me with Jack Horner in the summer of '97 after he did a Q&A at the Natural History Museum (part of promo for The Lost World: Jurassic Park): You're the spitting image of my nephew, its frightening! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: Always wanted to have a drink with John Lennon! I kniw right? Everyone does! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Brandy Alexanders all round! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 Who te fuck is that thio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I wanted to be a rodeo cowboy. I also really loved Where The Red Ferns Grow and wanted to get some dogs and hunt racoons like in the book. So I guess I was picturing being a homesteader who toured Rodeos pat of the year? When my parents made clear we could not afford a horse, I briefly switched focus to being a rodeo clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 3 hours ago, john lennon said: Who te fuck is that thio? John Lennons favourite drink, never tried it myself, some kinda cocktail. Mind how you go eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I remember my first day at the ATC. I got sent on a mission to ask the 'sarge' for a left handed screw driver. Enough said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I remember my first day at the ATC. I got sent on a mission to ask the 'sarge' for a left handed screw driver. Enough said. I'd've loved to do all that, chocks away ginger! Fighting the enemy and that! COME 'EAD YOU FOOKIN' GERMAN SLAGS, I'LL DO THE LOT OF YA!!! Edited May 8, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I remember the salute. You are meant to do it to the eyes, 'longest way up/fastest way down''. I went and did it plonk on my head - that provoked some ribaldry. I remember the chap in charge had a picture of the Queen on his wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 (edited) 8 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Brandy Alexanders all round! LOL that's kinda a throw back drink isn't it?? my aunt ( who thinking back was in her cups quite a bit ) drank those for a while. i remember her talking my mom into one telling her they were mixed so well you couldn't even tell there was alcohol in my mom was so not a drinker. maybe wine once in a while. ok on topic....from the time i can remember i wanted to be QUEEN. not a princess, just straight to QUEEN. maybe channeling my distant relative, my 13th great aunt Queen Anne Boleyn Edited May 8, 2017 by AxlsFavoriteRose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Queen of England. I'll be up for that. A few guns around the throne. One likes taco (I'm running out of Texas cliches so somebody help me?). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Dog Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 The first respectable white boy rapper. Fucking Eminem. How I'm supposed to follow that shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 minute ago, DieselDaisy said: Queen of England. I'll be up for that. A few guns around the throne. One likes taco (I'm running out of Texas cliches so somebody help me?). the fur trimmed robe, the horses being trotted around, my own minstel to play music ( hmmm can i have Axl even if he is not English?? ) great slabs of beef, there are more let me just think on it! 3 hours ago, soon said: I wanted to be a rodeo cowboy. I also really loved Where The Red Ferns Grow and wanted to get some dogs and hunt racoons like in the book. So I guess I was picturing being a homesteader who toured Rodeos pat of the year? When my parents made clear we could not afford a horse, I briefly switched focus to being a rodeo clown so you wanted to be a broncin' buck rider? not a bull rider? being a bull rider is scary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Just now, AxlsFavoriteRose said: the fur trimmed robe, the horses being trotted around, my own minstel to play music ( hmmm can i have Axl even if he is not English?? ) great slabs of beef, there are more let me just think on it! You do realise that you will have your own cavalry and foot? I'm sure they will be filled with far more attractive chaps than Rose. In fact this is what I fear: you will end up fancying all your own entourage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: so you wanted to be a broncin' buck rider? not a bull rider? being a bull rider is scary! We couldnt afford a bull either Yes, broncos and also that other game where they chase the calves on horseback and then lasso them and hog tie em. Queen AFR, Goddess of Produce and all she surveys 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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