qwertyuiop Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hey everybody!!!I'm a guy from Novosibirsk, Russia and I wanna join GNR as a rhythm guitarist. Write me if you know how to contact Axl Rose or if you've got any idea how to join the band. AXL!!! TAKE ME, man! It DOES worth to do, I'm a great rhuthm guitarist!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alty Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 ahahaha welcome to the forum you crazy mofo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Studham Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hey everybody!!!I'm a guy from Novosibirsk, Russia and I wanna join GNR as a rhythm guitarist. Write me if you know how to contact Axl Rose or if you've got any idea how to join the band. AXL!!! TAKE ME, man! It DOES worth to do, I'm a great rhuthm guitarist!!LUCKY! i wish i lived in russia... the girls are amazinggggggggggg...... its notttt evennnnn funny.. i guess lol i just have a thing for russian girls.anyways, i wanna join gnr too but i dont think its gonna happen you should post some of your own guitar stuff on here so we can have a listen i wanna make a band so bad James S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Studham Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Yes, and I wanna have sex with every woman in "America" [twice] and not catch anything.J.Walker why not russia? woo hoo goin to amsterdam after grade 12 (my moms paying for this) and im gonna go to russia! James S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 you're more likely to get a spot in the band if you tell Axl you want to play triangle. You can probably stand on stage next to Chris Pittman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. orangestone Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) Yeah and I want to join Gn'R as lead guitaristme > finck Edited March 9, 2006 by mr. orangestone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Studham Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Yes, and I wanna have sex with every woman in "America" [twice] and not catch anything.J.Walker why not russia? woo hoo goin to amsterdam after grade 12 (my moms paying for this) and im gonna go to russia! James S.It can be "Russia." If you diddnt get what I was trying to say...What I am saying is that there is no way its gonna happen.J.Walkerhaha i got what you were sayin, im just sayinnn, Russia is sexier than USA (in my little mind )James S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Studham Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hey everybody!!!I'm a guy from Novosibirsk, Russia and I wanna join GNR as a rhythm guitarist. Write me if you know how to contact Axl Rose or if you've got any idea how to join the band. AXL!!! TAKE ME, man! It DOES worth to do, I'm a great rhuthm guitarist!!add me on msn dude if you have it that is haha use-your-illusion-@hotmail.comim going to amsterdam then russia after grade 12, maybe you could tell me a bit about it James S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlskAmpf Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I am sousaphone player-rocker man from Hungary, I also want to be in The Guns and The Roses! I will work hard, and be the best sousaphone rocker in the band! TAKE ME TOO! Here is pic of me in recent show! By the way, were you kidding???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Studham Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) Yes, and I wanna have sex with every woman in "America" [twice] and not catch anything.J.Walker why not russia? woo hoo goin to amsterdam after grade 12 (my moms paying for this) and im gonna go to russia! :wubJames S.It can be "Russia." If you diddnt get what I was trying to say...What I am saying is that there is no way its gonna happen.J.Walkerhaha i got what you were sayin, im just sayinnn, Russia is sexier than USA lol: (in my little mind :lol )James S.Yah, if harry pits, and legs are your thing.J.Walkerohhhhh yessssss....orgasssssssmiccc i meant the hot ones with the sexy accents anyways, i know some russian girls and they're amazing lol then again i just met them like yesterday ive always had a thing for russia overall thoJames S.P.S. dont make fun of this guy he seems kewl! it reminds me of Luiz for some reason! Edited March 7, 2006 by J-Studham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkstar_legend Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Wait for GNR to tour Russia.Then while GNR is playing on stage, get yourself up there, take Fortus guitar, and just play like crazy.Or meet Axl backstage.Get a job as a cleaner or security personel whatever, where you'll have an opportunity to get close to Axl.Or contact Merck.Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr-fukaji Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Pay me lots of money, then i will reveal all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Sense_Of_Rage Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Looks like Luiz moved to Russia and took up the guitar.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Studham Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Looks like Luiz moved to Russia and took up the guitar.... My thaughts exactly vvvvvP.S. dont make fun of this guy he seems kewl! it reminds me of Luiz for some reason!(page 1) James Stedham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyST2 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hey everybody!!!I'm a guy from Novosibirsk, Russia and I wanna join GNR as a rhythm guitarist. Write me if you know how to contact Axl Rose or if you've got any idea how to join the band. AXL!!! TAKE ME, man! It DOES worth to do, I'm a great rhuthm guitarist!!I want to have sex with Angelina Jolie could anyone help me out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucketslash Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I WANNA JOIN GNRwe'll record a cover of mtv get off the airi'll play trumpet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurley Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I've never told this before, but I have Axl's secret email, so email him if you wanna join the band. The adress is william.axlrose@luukku.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDRM Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 luiz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabre Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hello Axele. I am 12 year old person from China. I found a one string guitar on the street and dance around in the streets with it whenever American rock music is played underneath the propaganda on the radio. I know all of your classic songs such as hotel california and american pie. And I would like to join your band as the lead rhythm guitarist. I have my own hat.I WANT TO BE IN THE GUNZ AND ROZEZZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santana Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Worst thread ever. This whole thing was made to spoof the Luiz thread. Someone get a moderator in here to lock this motherfucker down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDRM Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Worst thread ever. This whole thing was made to spoof the Luiz thread. Someone get a moderator in here to lock this motherfucker down.anyone who tries to be luiz should be raped (by santana) then banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmm Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hey everybody!!!I'm a guy from Novosibirsk, Russia and I wanna join GNR as a rhythm guitarist. Write me if you know how to contact Axl Rose or if you've got any idea how to join the band. AXL!!! TAKE ME, man! It DOES worth to do, I'm a great rhuthm guitarist!!Dude you are fucking crazy!!! You made what must be one of the worst topics ever!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droezle Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hey everybody!!!I'm a guy from Novosibirsk, Russia and I wanna join GNR as a rhythm guitarist. Write me if you know how to contact Axl Rose or if you've got any idea how to join the band. AXL!!! TAKE ME, man! It DOES worth to do, I'm a great rhuthm guitarist!!To much wodka can kill your brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicious Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 this is one of the funniest topics yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Somebody please direct me to the whole Luiz thing! Apparently I missed that entire fiasco... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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