[crazyfan]

"thanx to lame ass security i'm going home".

[ffrankwhite]

i dont remember the exact quote, but its in the middle of some gig and this motherfuckers doing god knows what an Axls having a pop at him and he must've gave Axl the fingers and Axl freaks out. you cant actually see whats going on but Axls overseeing the whole thing and he says some other shit too like you dumb motherfucker just leave you already had your ass kicked or something along those lines. i know thats very vague considering im supposed to be talking about a favorite quote but trust me, look it up on youtube or something, its fuckin cool.

[Perfect_crime49]

ffrankwhite, on Oct 4 2007, 10:18 AM, said:

i dont remember the exact quote, but its in the middle of some gig and this motherfuckers doing god knows what an Axls having a pop at him and he must've gave Axl the fingers and Axl freaks out. you cant actually see whats going on but Axls overseeing the whole thing and he says some other shit too like you dumb motherfucker just leave you already had your ass kicked or something along those lines. i know thats very vague considering im supposed to be talking about a favorite quote but trust me, look it up on youtube or something, its fuckin cool.

that one?

[ffrankwhite]

Perfect_crime49, on Oct 4 2007, 05:15 AM, said:

ffrankwhite, on Oct 4 2007, 10:18 AM, said:

i dont remember the exact quote, but its in the middle of some gig and this motherfuckers doing god knows what an Axls having a pop at him and he must've gave Axl the fingers and Axl freaks out. you cant actually see whats going on but Axls overseeing the whole thing and he says some other shit too like you dumb motherfucker just leave you already had your ass kicked or something along those lines. i know thats very vague considering im supposed to be talking about a favorite quote but trust me, look it up on youtube or something, its fuckin cool.

that one?

exactly that

[Perfect_crime49]

ffrankwhite, on Oct 4 2007, 11:51 AM, said:

Perfect_crime49, on Oct 4 2007, 05:15 AM, said:

ffrankwhite, on Oct 4 2007, 10:18 AM, said:

i dont remember the exact quote, but its in the middle of some gig and this motherfuckers doing god knows what an Axls having a pop at him and he must've gave Axl the fingers and Axl freaks out. you cant actually see whats going on but Axls overseeing the whole thing and he says some other shit too like you dumb motherfucker just leave you already had your ass kicked or something along those lines. i know thats very vague considering im supposed to be talking about a favorite quote but trust me, look it up on youtube or something, its fuckin cool.

that one?

exactly that

One of my favourites always makes me laugh.

[GivenToFly]

some good ones here

[Satanisk_Slakt]

This was pretty good: "When we first did our first show in Vegas Robin and Buckethead didn't know each other at all. So you got to lead guitar players tring to kill each other."

Or this:

Incident at Chile, 1992 (during and after Civil War)
(not exacly a "quote", but still...)




...D' you wear the black arm-band
when they shot the man who said
Peace could last forever
and in my first memories they
shot Kennedy....
(People throwing bottles onstage, then Axl threw the mic on the floor and the song stopped playing)

Axl: "Would you Chile fuckin' Santiago chill and fuckin' custom or what?!? Wait you pussy, hidding behind that guy?!? Little fuckin' punk, get that punk right behind him. Right there, that guy (points at the crowd), the one hidding. Get him the fuck outta here!!! That guy RIGHT THERE, they're all... Right there, Slash, he's got... uhm, he's got the red shirt, yeah, he goes......

Get some light, here we go...

O.K. people, you guys can spit on each-other, have a good night!!!! "


Then interpreter tries to calm down the crowd but they're booing her....

Axl: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! (crowd booing) We'll wait till you shut the fuck up!! You gonna be quiet, so she can talk??....."


and then Axl breaking some spanish words....
interpreter again (asking for not throwing stuff on stage)

Axl: "If you see somebody throwing shit, spitting shit, lighting shit on fire.....(interpreter translates), BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM!!!! Gracias......"


Then the song goes on from the spot it stopped before.....
(and soon it stops again....)

Then instead of singing "WE PRACTICE SELECTIVE ANNIHILATION OF MAYORS
AND GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS......"
Axl sings "We came down to Santiago in front of bunch of stupid fuckin' punks who wasted a lot of fuckin' money and wasted our time to come to the show, they can now suck my dick!!!......."


(then just before ending the song stops again, band still easily jamming and Axl "talking to the crowd")

"I dont know how many of you can understand what I'm saying or not.... And i dont think that I care.....
Look, the choice is simply yours: You could've wasted your fuckin' dinero or not... Cause I can sit on my ass ALL night......"


(they finish the song then)

Then Slash tolds the crowd to stop throwing stuff on stage via interpreter........

and Axl and the band go to November Rain.....


Mango wrote it here:
http://www.mygnrforu...p...t&p=1422851

This post has been edited by Satanisk_Slakt: 04 October 2007 - 08:51 AM

[Wildrose]

Sometimes Axl said the corniest, most wannabe badass shit ever.

"LA was supposed to eat us up; All it did was make us meaner"

What a wanker.

[Black Sabbath]

Wildrose, on Oct 4 2007, 03:34 PM, said:

Sometimes Axl said the corniest, most wannabe badass shit ever.

"LA was supposed to eat us up; All it did was make us meaner"

What a wanker.

I like that quote...


And it's not a "wannabe" badass quote...It's from the Badass himself

This post has been edited by Axls_Shorts_Rule: 04 October 2007 - 05:17 PM

[GNR 1991]

''Nice crib'' - Inland Invasion 2006
''Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City -- my new 'Paradise City''' - May 12, 2006
''He's in my ass that's where Slash is, FUCKHEAD, go home'' - Leeds 2002
''We got another dickhead trying to start shit. Listen, just take it outside. Flip me off? I'll knock you the fuck out cocksucker. *grabs junk* King Dick. If you thought you're a bigger asshole than me, you got something to learn. What, did your mommy buy you a ticket, that's why you don't care? Well I wouldn't wanna throw my money in the toilet. I know Universal's hoping I don't.'' - Warfield, 09/21/06

Those are some of my favorites. There was some from the '07 shows I can't remember, but these ones are funny/cool.

[ffrankwhite]

GNR 1991, on Oct 4 2007, 05:28 PM, said:

''Nice crib'' - Inland Invasion 2006
''Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City -- my new 'Paradise City''' - May 12, 2006
''He's in my ass that's where Slash is, FUCKHEAD, go home'' - Leeds 2002
''We got another dickhead trying to start shit. Listen, just take it outside. Flip me off? I'll knock you the fuck out cocksucker. *grabs junk* King Dick. If you thought you're a bigger asshole than me, you got something to learn. What, did your mommy buy you a ticket, that's why you don't care? Well I wouldn't wanna throw my money in the toilet. I know Universal's hoping I don't.'' - Warfield, 09/21/06
Those are some of my favorites. There was some from the '07 shows I can't remember, but these ones are funny/cool.

!!!

[damagedgoods]

other

Chris Axl, on Oct 3 2007, 05:42 PM, said:

"I discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White(shark) or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

[ssiscool]

Quote

This is my personal little baby from the set, this is something called Estranged

or

Quote

"I'm gonna play this song like they write Spin magazine - I'm gonna blindfold myself and jerk-off and see what comes out!"

[BassLikeHot]

March 6th !