[Danny]

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If we make fun of these updates, we less likely to get more. We should want Axl and the band to get more comfortable giving updates.

Fuck that shit. They are grown ups. They need to just get their shit together and put the album out and stop treating their fans (who are all pretty much adults at this point) like children. These BS "updates" are idiotic and an insult on our intelligence.

[aussie_axl]

Danny, on Jun 11 2007, 06:55 PM, said:

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If we make fun of these updates, we less likely to get more. We should want Axl and the band to get more comfortable giving updates.

Fuck that shit. They are grown ups. They need to just get their shit together and put the album out and stop treating their fans (who are all pretty much adults at this point) like children. These BS "updates" are idiotic and an insult on our intelligence.

fuck you guys do my head in, this is harmless news, good news, why bag it?, glad gnr are having a good time rocking out to a crowd that appricitaes them! some news for gnr, it's just going to get bigger as they move east!.

[Axl-rocks]

well it's good that the site has been updating, and sure we want news about the album, but Del or whoever is updating the website can't really write about CD unless he gets the word to do so, right?

[sweetness]

I cant wait for our next update!!! Its so exciting, I wonder what it will be about.

[God of Thunder]

HisRoyalSweetness, on Jun 11 2007, 06:51 PM, said:

If we make fun of these updates, we less likely to get more. We should want Axl and the band to get more comfortable giving updates.

*g* m8b there is some truth in it. The reason for these frequent updates that we get from Del James and employees can be however that he is the tour manager and hence can only give out info concerning the tour....You gotta appreciate lyrical masterpieces like: "Aussie fans showed their vocal appreciation of the massive production with deafening cheers...." I wonder how many hours they spent getting this thing together:)

Anyways, some new official content on the webpage is better than nothing at all....not very much though...

This post has been edited by God of Thunder: 11 June 2007 - 07:24 PM

[JEEP11]

Damn you people make me fucking sick. Bunch of whiny ass pussies. Whaaa! I want an better update!! Mean ol Axl is mean to us!

LEAVE

[Axl-rocks]

sweetness, on Jun 11 2007, 07:19 PM, said:

I cant wait for our next update!!! Its so exciting, I wonder what it will be about.

Guns n Roses in Adelaide

[BassLikeHot]

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Deladence

YES!

[flickn]

slääsh, on Jun 11 2007, 05:30 PM, said:

how long can an album be mixed?

2 days , or 3 working shifts ...all this mixing stuff is mere bullshit....everybody in the rock business knows it

[Randy Lahey]

"Guns N' Roses Shock Themselves By Releasing An Album".

Bubbles, who's been treating Axl's mental problems with a radical new technique called "Puppet Therapy", has finally brought democracy to Guns N' Roses fans at long last. Bubbles and his puppet Conky have managed to give Axl enough confidence to release the decade in the making album "Chinese Democracy". The general public, who for years has thought that everybody surrounding GnR are just a bunch of puppets, would have never guessed that all Axl needed this whole time was a little therapy from an actual puppet. We are pleased to announce a release date of September 11, 2007. Die Hard fans will also be pleased to know that Conky is working on getting Axl to change the setlist he's been playing since 2002. In closing we hope to see you all in 2008.

www.gunsnroses.com

This post has been edited by Randy Lahey: 11 June 2007 - 09:24 PM

[Rock N' Roll]

Alpachiris, on Jun 11 2007, 05:23 PM, said:

OPENING NIGHT IN AUSTRALIA A MAJOR SUCCESS

Over 15,000 fans packed a sold-out Burswood Dome in Perth to see the first show of Guns N' Roses' 2007 run through Australia. Aussie fans showed their vocal appreciation of the massive production with deafening cheers and signs thanking the band for visiting Perth.

Axl shared a tale of an all-night tequila marathon in Mexico that brought laughter and cheers from the fans. Also bringing laughter and cheers was a cameo by Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys, who sang "Liquor and Whores" with GN'R. Openers Rose Tattoo and Sebastian Bach both performed stellar sets that went over incredibly well with the crowd.

The next stop on the Aussie tour is this Wednesday night at the Adelaide Entertainment Center.

from gunsnroses.com

Does anyone realize how insulting these updates are? I bet the band members are laughing at us.

Oh don’t worry everyone! You’ll get updates on Chinese Democracy! No need to worry everything’s doing fine!

Bullshit.

We’re getting different updates.

Okay children, Guns N’ Roses went to Australia and everyone had a great time. Axl told the crowd a story! Oh my god! Everyone loved it. Next up, Axl will tell us a story about The Three Little Pigs. Nobody cares about an all night tequila marathon. Give us some real updates.

[santana]

axlslash, on Jun 11 2007, 05:24 PM, said:

Great, Del. We know you can write self-serving propaganda. HOW ABOUT SOME DAMN NEWS?!

You know it's not right to use the "N" word.

[Agattuso]

Alpachiris, on Jun 11 2007, 05:32 PM, said:

slääsh, on Jun 11 2007, 07:30 PM, said:

how long can an album be mixed?

it seems that the album for them does not exist!

I know if the album doesn't exist. But don't discuss it please....It made me sad

[Estranged Reality]

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Axl shared a tale of an all-night tequila marathon in Mexico that brought laughter and cheers from the fans.

Backstage last night:

AXL: Man, I'm not sure if my joke about the tequila binge went over well. What did you think, Del?
DEL: Oh, man, Axl, it was awesome! Everybody loved it! You were funnier than Rodney Dangerfield on crack.
AXL: Really?
DEL: Definitely! Man, everyone was laughing and cheering! All the fans!
AXL: I'm not so sure... the reaction wasn't that strong...

[Axl leaves; Del pauses, strokes his chin hair; suddenly, a lightbulb appears over his head. He runs to the computer, types up a "News Update" for the official site]

NEXT MORNING

[Axl is eating breakfast; Del is in his underwear]

AXL: Wow, Del! Look at this! The main article on the Guns N' Roses website is saying how much people loved my joke!
DEL: See, I told you! Everyone laughed and cheered! It went over better than a Rosie O'Donnell eating marathon at Dunk'n Donuts.
AXL: I wonder who's writing all these website updates, anyway...
DEL: Hmm, I dunno... hey, what's that! Look! Out there!

[Axl looks out the window; Del runs away like this: ]

[Danny]

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Backstage last night:

AXL: Man, I'm not sure if my joke about the tequila binge went over well. What did you think, Del?
DEL: Oh, man, Axl, it was awesome! Everybody loved it! You were funnier than Rodney Dangerfield on crack.
AXL: Really?
DEL: Definitely! Man, everyone was laughing and cheering! All the fans!
AXL: I'm not so sure... the reaction wasn't that strong...

[Axl leaves; Del pauses, strokes his chin hair; suddenly, a lightbulb appears over his head. He runs to the computer, types up a "News Update" for the official site]

NEXT MORNING

[Axl is eating breakfast; Del is in his underwear]

AXL: Wow, Del! Look at this! The main article on the Guns N' Roses website is saying how much people loved my joke!
DEL: See, I told you! Everyone laughed and cheered! It went over better than a Rosie O'Donnell eating marathon at Dunk'n Donuts.
AXL: I wonder who's writing all these website updates, anyway...
DEL: Hmm, I dunno... hey, what's that! Look! Out there!

[Axl looks out the window; Del runs away like this: ]

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Absolutely brilliant!!!