My wife's brother is visiting from the US for Christmas with his family and so far the only plans I've made is to go see Die Hard at the Prince Charles Cinema with him.
My parents live at the other end of the country, one of my sisters lives in London near me and the other sister lives in Portugal so I don't have to worry about family drama.
I agreed with my parents that we love each other very much but neither of us can be arsed to make the effort to spend Christmas together.
It's probably a good thing that we're not going to the US this year as the last time we spent the holidays with my wife's family I got drunk with her brother and we ended up shooting (full) paint cans in his garage. Made a right fucking mess and burst an ear drum!