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  1. Jabberwocky

    I'll stick my d!ck in your ear so I can f#ck what you heard

  2. Jabberwocky

    Pause...Sidenote
    I ain't trying to get on my high horse

  3. Jabberwocky

    I'ma be her brand new black cucumber
    Love brand new
    Fat pockets lookin' like love handles

  4. Jabberwocky

    If you think you're the bomb, then I'm Hiroshima

  5. Jabberwocky

    I pull my 'capes on tapes, and make, papes
    Trace the bass, to the tape with the baddest bass to date

  6. Jabberwocky

    Big booty Ram truck 4X4 I'll be bouncing off the curbs when I got to get to it.

  7. Jabberwocky

    Ride with me, I ride for y'all
    Slide for me, I slide for y'all

  8. Jabberwocky

    Think I'ma show my respеct (Uh-huh)
    Funeral, pull up with flowers and gat

  9. Jabberwocky

    Big Baby got caught at da bus. Five in the face, Three mo’ to da gut

  10. Jabberwocky

    Like Jet Li, this Glock got a kick

    1. -W.A.R-

      -W.A.R-

      All my kicks fly like Liu Kang

  11. Jabberwocky

    The oops don't want beef because they on a diet

  12. Jabberwocky

    Popped a pill before I did a drill and now I'm Super Saiyan

  13. Jabberwocky

    Double r in this bitch with an FNM when I come 'round the corner

     

  14. Jabberwocky

    I fell in love with a lit bitch. I fell in love with a Crip bitch

  15. Jabberwocky

    I told Bae to get 22 inches of weave tonight cause I wanna fuck a Rapunzel 

  16. Jabberwocky

    Taking prescription's a hell of a feeling. As for the xanny, I never forget it

  17. Jabberwocky

    Happy Loving Day!!!

  18. Jabberwocky

    I smoke a blunt to take the pain out and if I wasn't high, I'd probably try to blow my brains out

  19. Jabberwocky

    I'd be more scared to hear "click clack" than "cough cough" in all of my life.

  20. Jabberwocky

    You can lead a horse and you can't get the mothafucka to sucking the hind tit either

  21. Jabberwocky

    I know that there are drugs at this party. I'm on them.

  22. Jabberwocky

    I gotta big weed stash, pocket full of cash. Just seen a big ol ass. Oooh! Ooooh!

  23. Jabberwocky

    RIP to Mr Whitmore. While I may have been your housekeeper, I grew such an attachment to you, that I bawled my eyes out watching you pass away. I know you are at peace but I will miss you forever more.

    1. lame ass security

      lame ass security

      I'm sorry for your loss.

    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      Thank you. It's the first time I ever had someone I wasn't blood related to pass away where I cried rivers of tears. Such a sweet man. I would talk to him not as a patient but as a regular human being. What got me so attached was he would have bananas in his room and on a day I said "man I think I want to go across the street to some me some for my own" The next day he had put his in the trashcan and told me "those are yours because I know that's the first place you'd look" since he knew I was a housekeeper. Such a sweet gesture. A few people at the home saw me blubbering crying when he was in the midst of passing away. Word got around that I wasn't taking it good at all. There's no instruction booklet for anything like that. But it got around like "Jabbs has such a huge and soft heart" All I know is he is no longer suffering since he has left his body to return as the energy we all are when we entered this world.

  24. Jabberwocky

    The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill

  25. Jabberwocky

    I've seen your mum with her knees pinned back
    You'll pay everything to hear that sound

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