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Jabberwocky

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Status Updates posted by Jabberwocky

  1. Not To Self: Change The Bong Water

  2. The Future Is So Old

  3. Something's Gone Wrong With This Teleportation Machine

  4. We were too young to be calculated so fiasco was the order of the day - Johnny Rotten

  5. My puppy died late last fall; he's still rotting in the hall. Dead puppies aren't much fun.

  6. The blues you gave me have now turn to red

  7. The planets have turned to bombs and space and time are erased

  8. Telling a ugly guy to be confident is like pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes

     

  9. It's a doggone shame my love for you makes all your lies seem true

  10. Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?

  11. Belle Delphine is just throwing the baby out with the bathwater

     

  12. If you've got half a heart
    Then sell me half of that

     

  13. You can't even go chocolate chip

  14. I'M 37?!?!?!?!

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    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!

    3. soon

      soon

      Happy Birthday! Age is just a number... as in everyday from now on will actually be your 38th year, not your 37th because we start at age 0 :smiley-confused2::lol:

  15. Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

    1. Towelie

      Towelie

      Being cremated is my ONLY hope for a smoking hot body.

  16. 80/20 is real

    1. soon

      soon

      As in the ideal ratio of meat to fat in a hamburger?

    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      That would be ideal LOL. Actually it some sort of incel/MGTOW nonsense that 80% of women go only for 20% of men. I'd feel sorry for them but they are a toxic bunch.

    3. soon

      soon

      Oh, haha! Ive been eating a 'everything on a hamburger bun or pizza crust' diet this week - upping my burger game in the process :lol:

      Isnt MGTOW when men go for 0% of the women... dang as if dating and relationships arent tricky enough, since when is math part of it, lol

  17. lOoKS dOn'T mAtTeR IT's aBoUt pErSoNaLiTy

  18. Diaper butt is a real thing

  19. Wife: How do you like your eggs?

    Me: On a tampon

  20. I'm Easily Influenced By Things I Hate

  21. Today I Found A Toothpick Tree

  22. My car is so old that it has Varicose veins

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      i bet mines older :lol: 

  23. I can't tell what's cheaper. The whisky, coke, or reefer cause I'm all fucked up

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