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spunko12345 last won the day on February 17

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  1. General Chat / Random Musings

    Your bedroom must have fucking stank you filthy bastard 😂 Why the fuck does it even need to go out of the window? Why have we just accepted that this is the only solution 😂 Did this slum have a toilet?
  2. Best Sandwiches

    It was quite common for my other half to go to the bathroom and find Frank Brunos leg nestling in the bowl after a Yabba.
  3. Best Sandwiches

    Theres a place near me that did a full fry up in a sandwich called a Yabba Dabba Doo. Bread, sausage, fried egg, mushrooms, another piece of bread, bacon, more sausage, beans, black pudding and another slice of bread on top. I used to go there every Sunday before my metabolism just quit the post and started giving me tits a year or so back. There was no hangover that a Yabba couldnt cure.
  4. General Chat / Random Musings

    As a debating tactic "Fucking agree with me you fat cunt" takes some beating 😂😂
  5. General Chat / Random Musings

    Every night at 4am without fail I need a piss. Its 50/50 whether I can go back to sleep or not. I'm thinking of getting a catheter fitted.
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  7. Best Sandwiches

    It's ok I wouldn't waste your time explaining it to these two. @DieselDaisy wont understand what you mean by the McDonalds reference and @Len Cnut won't understand what you mean by vegetables 😂

    I'm watching a replay of an Everton v Man Utd game on Sky sports. I'm missing the football season. Games in February when it's dark, cold, wet and fucking horrible I love it.
  9. General Chat / Random Musings

    The Irish fella helped a bit though. And the Kiwi, and the bowler from Barbados.
  10. General Chat / Random Musings

    Are you calling me a liar?
  11. Hats Thread

    Anyone who wears any sort of hat in public is a wanker and can fuck off. You look like Jarmo in a durag 😂
  12. General Chat / Random Musings

    I fucking hate weddings. So much waiting around, the speeches, the photos, mingling with people half of them you don't even know. They are so boring for guests that the only sensible thing to do is get utterly fucking wankered. I can't fault this woman to be honest. If I was at a wedding and they were foolish enough to give me a free bar of red wine after a day of standing about on a hot day I'd probably do a lot worse than shit on the dance floor.
  13. Best Sandwiches

    Toasted bread, sliced ripe tomatoes with loads of pepper and a bit of mayonaisse. Fucking lovely. I've tried to add in some ham or cheese before but really if your bread is good and the tomatoes are fresh and ripe it really doesn't need anything else. Don't we all dear. Ooh shut that door.
  14. General Chat / Random Musings

    All of them.