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lukepowell1988

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  1. Best Sandwiches

    Prawn
  2. The Boxing Thread

    I can't really blame these boxers for taking the easy route and chasing these Oil Barrons money. I heard Fury got offered stupid cash to fight Klitch on a Yacht for there re match when he one the world title? I would of taken it straight away and stuck a good fortune up my hooter.
  3. The Boxing Thread

    Khan reckons he is fighting Pacman in November in Saudi. Pacs will fuck him up!
  4. General Chat / Random Musings

    After a weekend of heavy cocaine and alcohol use I have decided to take my life in a different direction before I end up like one of Dazey's mates. Sobriety starts now.
  5. Black Woman Cast as New 007

    Pretty sure that's the basis for a porno I watched once
  6. General Chat / Random Musings

    Imagine ? Someones just been knocking about wanking up windows
  7. General Chat / Random Musings

    You sure thats milk?
  8. Hats Thread

    You little tease you xxx
  9. Hats Thread

    Only had I ever have or will wear Oh and that one in the winter
  10. General Chat / Random Musings

    Pan stickers
  11. British Politics

    Is Bojo in charge yet?
  12. General Chat / Random Musings

    Oh no i'm fully aware of it. Them proper hot wet egg smelling ones too.
  13. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2018/19

    My fantasy team Ryan Van Dijk David Luiz Digne Azpilicueta Ake Salah Mane Zaha De Bryne King Might as well hand me the crown now
  14. The Boxing Thread

    I just think he is the ultimate wind up merchant really.
  15. The Boxing Thread

    FFS Fury got me excited then had added the date to my phones calendar like a saddo and everything
  16. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2018/19

    That Everton kid was fucking class and Jesus should be given more games at Citeh. They actually seem to play better without that prick Neymar.
  17. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2018/19

    Did they build a wall in celebration?
  18. General Chat / Random Musings

    My shits fucking STINK today.
  19. General Chat / Random Musings

    Ole's at the wheel is my new favourite song to sing when I am pissed.
  20. General Chat / Random Musings

    Got shit faced last night in the front garden with a few of the lads been living here 3 years and have only just started talking to my neighbours. Took 12 bottles of stella to get me going but once I loosend up turns out is a pretty nice little community. My mate then decided to invite the local crackhead over for a tin the bloke stands around shouting the lords prayers turns out dude works for the NHS but thats about all I could get out of him sense wise. Dude was wankerd gave him a can and sent him on his way cos I didn't really want him around when my kid was about I get really protective also the wife coming home to find a crackhead in the garden shouting Jesus save us probs wont go down so well. He rocked back up later with 6 cans of black label cider blokes a tank but I dount he will remember a thing I spent an hour talking about football with him and taught him Ole's at the wheel and On the piss.with George Best was a good sing a long. Also one of the girls who works in my building walked past and probably thinks im a right head case now.
  21. HAPPY 4th JULY!

    Isn't today the day the aliens takeover and that black bloke and the nerdy fella save us?
  22. General Chat / Random Musings

    Peppa Pig is my ally. I stick that on Make Tyler a snack then leg it and push that turd out like an unwanted abortion.
  23. Post pictures of random stuff you've bought recently

    You always seem to rock up with an invention from the future.
  24. General Chat / Random Musings

    Yeah but when they visit places there not really visiting are they? There gonna be locked away in a 5 star hotel well away from normality.
  25. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2018/19

    Nice one lad! The idea of that game gives me a semi! Join the fantasy league this year bro
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