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lukepowell1988

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  1. General Chat / Random Musings

    Got shit faced last night in the front garden with a few of the lads been living here 3 years and have only just started talking to my neighbours. Took 12 bottles of stella to get me going but once I loosend up turns out is a pretty nice little community. My mate then decided to invite the local crackhead over for a tin the bloke stands around shouting the lords prayers turns out dude works for the NHS but thats about all I could get out of him sense wise. Dude was wankerd gave him a can and sent him on his way cos I didn't really want him around when my kid was about I get really protective also the wife coming home to find a crackhead in the garden shouting Jesus save us probs wont go down so well. He rocked back up later with 6 cans of black label cider blokes a tank but I dount he will remember a thing I spent an hour talking about football with him and taught him Ole's at the wheel and On the piss.with George Best was a good sing a long. Also one of the girls who works in my building walked past and probably thinks im a right head case now.
  2. HAPPY 4th JULY!

    Isn't today the day the aliens takeover and that black bloke and the nerdy fella save us?
  3. General Chat / Random Musings

    Peppa Pig is my ally. I stick that on Make Tyler a snack then leg it and push that turd out like an unwanted abortion.
  4. Post pictures of random stuff you've bought recently

    You always seem to rock up with an invention from the future.
  5. General Chat / Random Musings

    Yeah but when they visit places there not really visiting are they? There gonna be locked away in a 5 star hotel well away from normality.
  6. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    Nice one lad! The idea of that game gives me a semi! Join the fantasy league this year bro
  7. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    Anyone up for a fantasy football league for the new season?
  8. General Chat / Random Musings

    Ahh the timed shit there is a real art to it
  9. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    Pay as much as you can please ( united have a 15% sell on fee )
  10. Steven Adler *accidentally* stabs himself

    And on that note..... How the fuck has he managed that? He is the Brian Harvey of Rock N Roll.
  11. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    Not if you have a smart TV with android there are apps. Sucks that everythings moving to streaming
  12. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    I love a bit of VAR myself its going to be part of the Prem this season. Will be interesting to see how many peno's get awarded that wouldn't have before might even lower the amount of dives ect
  13. General Chat / Random Musings

    Your telling me he ain't going to sing Riders On The Storm for me? Gutted!
  14. General Chat / Random Musings

    Have a thing to do while in Paris - Visit Jim Morrison's Grave.
  15. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    Thank Yank one is a riiight fucking brute
  16. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    The Tennis can be entertaining. Big juggly tits wobbling about and that lovely little shout they give when the poor old girls trying to hit the ball.
  17. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    Yeah you two have been told off for that before now!
  18. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    Plenty of money to go around mate. Ed Woodward and the Glazer Fam have just had a money fight in the bogs.
  19. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    Spoiler if there going to or play for Arsenal there shit.
  20. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    Need a CB in the mix too. CB CM RW If we get the above we can build
  21. The whining thread

    Unless you heat it then it won't have any effect
  22. The whining thread

    Never heard of Skunk making you trip before you sure it ain't been laced?
  23. THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2019/20

    £45M upfront the other 5M is performance based add ons So they get the extra 5M apparently if we qualify for the Champions League next year .... So £45M really
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