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lukepowell1988

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  1. General Chat / Random Musings

    It makes me proud wouldn't want to be anything else
  2. General Chat / Random Musings

    Ever seen that show Hate Thye Neighbor? Fuck me what a bunch of tools they paint themselves to be
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    Like a white Genghis Khan fucking any oriental looking bird in sight me. However here is another funny story I used to knob this Filipino bird while her husband was away at work ( he worked nights and was away a lot ) she was a good shag tony tight little fanny but body like a 10 year old boy ( I ain't doing my i'm not a pedo defense routine well here am i? ) Anyway at the same time her Thai mate was fucking my best mate. She was also married to a bloke who found them out one night out the blue he rings my pal late one night as must have found out and she fessed up. He tells him if he don't stop banging his Mrs he is going to get his mates to sort him out and he said to him no bullshit " I am mates with the EDL there going to come beat you up " ... Hold on so your a member of the ENGLISH defense league obviously a bit of a patriotic racist and you married a Thai bird .. .Riiiighhhttt
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    My Mrs was sat in the back i'm in the front next him I turned to him and said " Mate do me a favor yeah look at my wife in the back seat there ... What color is she ? " Yeah i'm a massive fucking racist with a Asian wife and a half Asian kid i'm like the next Adolf
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    You see this is what I don't understand is the cops everywhere be it here America or anywhere all paint the picture of being racist wankers. And they don't help themselves with being sarky or smug like that but racism is a strange old nugget I never did understand. Got a bit of a racism story it's me one and only about 5 years back the EDL where marching in Aylesbury on a Saturday Lunchtime this is back when I used to work Saturdays on a half day in another depot. Got back to Aylesbury about 2ish met the Mrs in Aldi got a cab home ... About 5 mins from the yard the driver who was Asian goes to me " Where you been today? " So I said oh just working boss then a bit of shopping. " You not been in town" nahhh mate heard it's all kicked off up there " Where are you from " ... I'm English mate " Oh so where you there are you racist ? " Like where the fuck did he get that from? Cos i'm fat and bold he thinks i'm some EDL skinhead .. Cunt
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    He was a right fucking head case I think I did hi ma favor slamming his head in a car door. Some times I wish he would try it again would love another crack at kicking his head in
  7. Well I think he would like like a well dressed gentleman. Guess that doesn't bode his I'm a bad ass rocker look to well
  8. General Chat / Random Musings

    There cunts mate they will twist anything possible in there direction I swear they get a commission for hitting targets?
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    They made there mind up on nicking you waaay before the breathlizer mate minute they saw you and fought excellent easy Money Paki in a flash motor driving to fast call the office boys
  10. Yeah but how many buttons does he want to undo on that shirt. Looks like a fucking Italian waiter
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    Bit like you when you get clocked for driving pissed ya cheeky cunt
  12. He has that Lesbian School librarian look to him right?
  13. You telling that don't look like a cool dude?
  14. Can't beat a pair of cycling shorts and a fishnet top can ya Len?
  15. Your view, right now

    Not bad I get a view of a waste depot and a workman's arse when I go for a walk on my work lunch break ... beat that!
  16. Your view, right now

    Work or Vacation?
  17. Your view, right now

    Awesome picture Soul where is it?
  18. That version of Sailing from Wembley 2006 I was lucky enough to be there to see it live
  19. Peoples attempts to be " Cool " really piss me off. Take Axl rose ok that dude is cool mainly because he is Axl Rose its his persona. Then you have just Joe Blogs who goes out dressed in bright clothes walking like he has shit himself ... Mate that ain't cool cos your trying. People who are cool are naturally that way they don't attempt it or try it.
  20. 2006 Axl was quite the Social persona didn't he give an interview at a Korn afterparty that year also? He did the aftershow secret show in Camden after the Wembley gigs I went to and he also was clubbing a lot in London
  21. General Chat / Random Musings

    Talking of ancient Egypt. I was really into it as a kid sorta middle school era still fascinated buy it all but sort of lost touch .... Kid I used to go to school with we where best mates and would research egyptian shit anyway he was a bit of a headcase. His pet hamster died he wrapped it in tin foil and buried it under his bed ..... His idea of some kind of king tut burial. The same kid used to plot to kill another kid we went to school with fought he was a robot and also recons he broke into the local spar at night as a ninja .... yeah bit of a mentalist. He moved to Clacton and years later ended up knocking on my door out of the blue one day with some 6ft lad built like a shit brick house and asked me if i wanted to go hang out. So being a nice guy I decided to tag along but sort of knew something was up he ended up getting his mater to block the exit to the park and tried kicking me in it didn't hurt at all but I prented it did to get it over with I would of fought back but his mate was huge and fought bollocks to that. I go home tell me Mum and she chases them down in her Car he leans in to shake my hand to say sorry and I slammed the cunts head in the door .. Nice little Wednesday afternoon tale for you Nah mate i Don't mean it as if you are coming accross as a cunt or anything not that at all. I know little nuggets of stuff little tid bits that would only hold well in a pub quiz I like it when someone like you can jump in and fill the blanks. .... I fire a lot of blanks
  22. General Chat / Random Musings

    Lukepowell1988 just got Sooned BANG knowledge hammer!
  23. General Chat / Random Musings

    Just had a monthly stats update at work. I literally handle 300 more tasks on average each month than the second highest person doing a similar job to me... I said to my boss if I was them I would be embarrassed.
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    I wouldn't say it was racism it is just a bit of a stupid move. On the subject of deadlocks why does everyone associate this with Black culture when they originated from ancient Egypt?
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