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Len Cnut

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  1. US Politics/Elections Thread

    And its a fuckin' birds rally n all
  2. General Chat / Random Musings

    https://apple.news/Aw4w1S8gNRoGjXfQaioAq1Q Fanny Beerpoot
  3. "What Movie Did You Watch?" - 2019 Edition

    The Thing (1982)
  4. British Politics

    Met him to the point of like, chilling out and having a chat? Cool. If I could hang out with any cricket player it'd probably be Curtly Ambrose. Or Viv Richards. Or Imran Khan. Beefy too but I get the feeling he don't like pakis
  5. General Chat / Random Musings

    Fucking agree with me now you fat cunt or I'll slice off your nipples and feed them to the gizzards
  6. British Politics

    My cousin was saying that last time I was in the motherland. They all love and adore cricket so much that, for the sporting aspect, besides Pakistan, they all seem to support a second team and his was New Zealand. Someone told me that he was born in New Zealand, came here when he was 12 but yes, I get what you're getting at Thats kinda why I like Stokes, knowing nothing about cricket, from our conversations about his street fighting antics and gaffes like this. He became my favourite cricketer after dropping those lads outside that club
  7. The UFO thread

    Just as long as they ain't Mexican eh?
  8. General Chat / Random Musings

    No its not, if you could be doing other shit you'd be doing it You tryna tell me if you had a choice between having your time to yourself and doing as you please with it as opposed to getting on the shift you'd go for the shift? You're a liar
  9. British Politics

  10. British Politics

    Fuck off kiwi, you blatantly got fuckin' done so deal with it
  11. Last full album you listened to?

    L.A.M.F. - Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers
  12. 26 years ago today- the end

    they been goin' in and out of style but they're guaranteed to raise a smile
  13. General Chat / Random Musings

    You'll be alright fella. The truth is EVERYONES job is shit. No one likes doing it. Its just a necessity innit, its what you plow through for the privelige of making it to the sofa or the stadium to watch the football, or go out with your mates or just stay at indoors and have a cuddle with the missus. The trick is to never lose your sense of humour because quite frankly, in the best sense of the word, thats all life is really, a big joke and you're in on it. Our insignificance in the overall scheme of things, when you REALLY look at it, makes our problems laughable as well. I don't mean to trivialise, I just mean like...just try to see the ridiculous side of it. All the disgrunted lorry driving, narky clenched arsed supervisors, saddo team leaders, the curtain twitching complaints brigade, if you think about it, on some level its all quite cartooney. Shows like The Office have been made specifically to take the piss out of our sort of workplace for crying out loud.
  14. US Politics/Elections Thread

    So I'm at home, sitting on the steps, putting my shoes on and I can hear the TV from one of the rooms, Trumps shouting about someone admiring Al Qaeda and its punctuated by this chanting and I couldn't help but think of Dr Thompson and the Steadman illustrations of the Kentucky Derby, the baying packs of frenzied reptiles. Is this it, is this what Dr Thompson was talking about, is this the part where the dream has fully given way and all that remains is fear and loathing?
  15. #WokeAxl

    Yeah they ain’t about to win any awards either Perhaps we’re just not the target audience. No offence meant but for the country that gave us Edith Piaf and Serge Gainsbourg I’m sure you’ve heard better
  16. #WokeAxl

    With the greatest of respect to your personal taste fella those lyrics are dire, they sound like a moody teenage girls journal
  17. #WokeAxl

    Well I don't know where you got that quote from, it certainly wasn't in my post so how I could have offended people with mental issues with it I don't know. I fail to see a generalisation anywhere, you'll have to point it out, speaking specifically about people that misuse it is not a generalisation and I was careful to point out, and talk extensively, about people who actually do suffer from such issues in my post. I was quite clear about that.
  18. Best Sandwiches

    I'm sure its not complicated, its just like...fuckin' bread and then you pick the shit you want in it, I just mean I've never been in one so like...y'know, bread to me is like brown and white but when I go in one of these gaffs its like 'would you like the ciabatta or the poppy seed or the...' etc etc etc, I dunno what the fuck they're talking about, I gotta point to it. I never really much went in places like that growing up, it was more like caffs and that, where a roll was a roll and bread was white and a cup of tea was a cup of tea. I was in Marks and Sparks the other day, not proud of it and anyway I thought I'd try something new, picked up this thing that had fallafel and some kind of green vege shit in it and like, it was proper shit. What is that fallafel, I've heard the name often but this time I actually tried it and its just cold crumbley flavourless bollocks. I don't go out of my way to be ignorant or anything I'd like to try new things but like...I dunno, you some sort of need a reference point.
  19. #WokeAxl

    If you read the post is does state quite explicitly that my opinion, particularly in regard to Axl Rose, is based on 'limited information and knowledge' because he's not someone I know personally, I can only react to whats out there in the media, like anyone else. As to the broader opinion, I fail to see where there is any prejudice in what I'm saying.
  20. "What Movie Did You Watch?" - 2019 Edition

    Tremors (1990) Halloween (1978)
  21. General Chat / Random Musings

    That will drive him to the fuckin' bottle
  22. Last full album you listened to?

    Ripples - Ian Brown, deceptively good album.
  23. #WokeAxl

    I just think, personally, that there's something noble about a stoic approach to life. There is something a little more dignified to the disabled veteran selling poppies to raise money for charity as opposed to the guy that paints himself bright green, puts on a wig and a Ski yoghurt pot costume to run a marathon to raise money for charity. Its all about THE TOAD MAAAAAAN
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