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Len Cnut

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  1. weed lacer, 97 Burgundy Blazer, wanted for burglary so i had to ditchthe Mercury Tracer

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Probably other water bird species?  Well, that'll hold up in court eh? :lol:

  2. 'no man who never did nothin' never made any mistakes'

  3. Jesus inner monologue: Dad, talk to these dickheads, their gettin' on my wick now.

  4. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT, TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT!!

  5. Anyone, anytime, anyhow, whoever buys this shit is a fuckin' jerk, playin' it all wrong, the drums are too slow the bass is too loud, makin' the ending too long, ahhh I quit..

  6. we probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin'...

  7. don't kiss them hoes in the mouth unless you got to

  8. ...and we'll need the cocaine

  9. Well my fathers fathers fathers father by nature he was bendy, we are the chi-chine tribe and we are over-friendly!

  10. There's nothin' more sinister than ministers in dresses

  11. Let me tell you the truth.  The truth is what is.  And what should be is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave the people long ago.

  12. i ain't got no idols, i aint got much taste..

  13. If that was no toe-tapper or no body shaker, boy you need to see the undertaker

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      And thats the double truth, Ruth! :D 

  14. Pitman is Buffalo Bill

  15. Mistah Kurtz - he dead

  16. sweet Loretta Fart, she thought she was a cleaner but she was a frying pan!

  17. I WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW THAT I'M HERE WITH SUGAR RAY!!!

  18. What do you do with a life of work?  Face it in the morning.

  19. U try n join the scene but ur too obscene, ur looking like a big fat pink baked bean

  20. Goodbye Betsy I'm goin' away...

  21. I love Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Club bars even more!

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      When a socialist government is installed and more funds are injected into remedial learning facilities.

  22. From 9-6, the only MC with the flu, yeah i rhyme sick, i be what you're tryna do, made a fortune off Peru, extradite, china white, heh-ron, n!gga please, like short sleeves i bear arms, stay out my way from here on, clear? gone!

  23. This chump has got everybody scared...scared of what?!?  Ain't nuttin' to be scared of...scared of what?!

    1. J Dog

      J Dog

      I'm gonna whoop him of all places in Africa. In the Congo. Where the Lumumba boys are.

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