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Len Cnut

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  1. Education system is a con...the record business is a con...big business is a con...city life is a con...country life is a con...cable television is a con...even rock n roll is a con

  2. boats and tanks and planes is your game, kings and queens and generals know your name, i see all the innocents, the human sacrifice and if death comes so cheap then the same goes for life

  3. if i was in World War 2 they'd call me Spitfire..

  4. people gonna wanna xerox you baby, its a good thing you ain't a chickasaw

  5. TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE SHIT!!!

  6. Stop writing things on the screen..

  7. I'm a simply city boy with simple country tastes, smoke wild grown mari-joo-ana, keep that smile on my face

  8. Mr Beaverbrook said 'we gotta save our tin cuz all the garden gates and empty cans are gonna make us win'...

  9. i don't read, i just guess..

  10. where have you gone Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you..

    1. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      What's that you say, Mrs Robinson? Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.

    2. arnold layne

      arnold layne

      He died almost twenty years ago Lenny.

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      He hadn't when Simon and Garfunkel wrote the song in the late 60s

  11. I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey...

  12. She catch patagonian pancakes!

  13. Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead, Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head..

  14. GREAT COOKAMOOKA, LEMME OUTTA HERE!!

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Exactly the same bollocks they've always been, song lyrics, started off as a bit of a joke with an ex poster and Wu Tang lyrics, now its just become a habit and ventured outside of Wu Tang lyrics to include whatever i happen to be listening to.

  15. my loves bigger than a Caddilac...

  16. Bomb the boats and feed their fucking flesh to the fish!

    1. Eric Cantona

      Eric Cantona

      Well what if you bomb the fish?

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Its a song by a Canadian punk band called Forgotten Rebels I believe, Bomb the Boats & Feed the Fish, its about immigration :lol: 

    3. Len Cnut
  17. THINGS...

    GO...

    BETTER...

    WITH...

  18. Well the bloods runnin' cold, ain't it?  All the mommies are prayin', little girls never sayin' no and big girls always want more, YUCK!

  19. Maybe your mother never told ya, maybe your father too kind, well I'm gonna tell ya baby, i think you're just a waste of time

  20. you treat me badly, i love you madly..

  21. YES AND BETSY ITS SAD BUT TRUE, NOW IM EVEN SICK OF YOU!!

  22. As she wheeled her wheel-barrow, through Wealdstone and Harrow, singing cockles and mussles...

    1. AxlsFavoriteRose

      AxlsFavoriteRose

      why do i think there is a Molly in your life Mr. Len? :P and are you in your cups?? :lol:

  23. extract bass in which the gooey dew drips, vanilla suckle with jasmine bits, 500 rap battin' average!

  24. Mr Williamson, what have you done to seek gainful employment since your last signing on date?  FUCK ALL!!!!!!!!!!

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