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Len Cnut

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  1. the most beautiful flower is plucked from a precipitous cliff...maaaaaaaaaan LOL

  2. naughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!

  3. BLUE JEAN COOLIES!!!  EVERYTHING HUGE!!! PETRIFIED FOOD!!! PIZZA KILLERS!!! FROM NAPALM TO NICE GUY!!!  HIT EM WHERE THEY LIVE!!! NIFTY FIFTY!!! THE RANK OF THE GLAMOUROUS CHANGE CONSTANTLY!!!  THE MOST SPOILT BRATS ON GODS GREEN EARTH!

  4. things get too straight, i can't bear it

  5. I'm tryin' to break in, though i know it's not for me, but the sight of it all makes me sad and ill, thats when i want some weird sin

  6. Attention thrills, and then it kills.  They make you king, then make you ill, til you're alone, dead on your throne

  7. me i'm just a lucky guy, i'm young and free, too dumb to cry

  8. you know me I'm actin' dumb, you know the scene, very hum-drum

  9. how come u cant recieve messages, is ur inbox full?  fuckin' delete some man, how am i supposed to send you your weekly bestiality mpegs man?

  10. What you do should be right, right from the start, you keep that in mind and nobody can shift ya, cuz you know you're right, you're hurting no one, you mean good, if thats a problem well then I'm a problem!

  11. yes, it' sall because they're smoking a new cigarette, it's called...

  12. i live in a town with a 100 lights around, my head is like a radio set, i'm waiting to hear what problem is next

  13. Just heard your message ZoSo, thank you very much, i don't think I've ever been called a dickhead so politely :lol:

  14. Jason Euell find me caught beneath a landslide

  15. I remember when i was in Special Forces...seems a thousand centuries ago now...

  16. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns it lonely eyes to you

    1. sturginho

      sturginho

      whooo whooo whooo

    2. LyndaRose

      LyndaRose

      What's that you say Mrs Robinson

  17. I am the ressurection and I am the light, i couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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    2. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      Nah, I think Dazey sticks his leg out and trips you up. ?

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      The assumption there is that his fat arse could stand on one leg long enough!

    4. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      Lol. I've missed you guys. :lol:

  18. scrambled eggs, oh my baby how i love your legs, not as much as i love scrambled eggs, oh have you tried my scrambled eggs?

    1. ZoSoRose
    2. JeanGenie

      JeanGenie

      I knew it instantly. Yesterday is a better title though.

  19. Ho Ho Ho!  Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billy Boy in poison!  How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil?  Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunnuch jelly thou!

    1. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      I was cured alright

  20. She a supermodel/33 33 throttle/love the way her body shaped, shaped like a bottle/save it til tommorow/Starsky/leaving marks on your tee tee's

  21. Paul McCartney was denied entry to Tygas (yeah, i know, who?!?) Grammys after party because he 'isn't A list enough' LOL!

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    2. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      Why would Paul McCartney go to Tyga's?

    3. Georgy Zhukov

      Georgy Zhukov

      So what really happened is that Macca and friends showed up at the wrong party. Tyga had no idea what happened until afterwards and said he would have loved to have Macca at his party. 

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      You know what Pauls like, likes to be at the spot, if you like. 

  22. TELL DEM ANYTIME WE HUNGER AGAIN DEMMA GON' SEE ME NINE, POLICE OUT-A ROAD SAY DEMMA FIGHT CRIME, TELL DEM ANYTIME THE GOVERNMENT POLICY UNDERMINE POOR PEOPLE PLIGHT THAT-A SURE SIGN CORRUPTION AND WAR-A GON' REACH ITS PRIME

  23. 'He was an artist. Why would you want to kill an artist?'

  24. YOU KNOW ME I'M ACTIN' DUMB - YOU KNOW THE SCENE, ITS VERY HUM DRUM - BOREDOM, BOREDOM - BA-DUM BA-DUM

    1. AtariLegend

      AtariLegend

      Pretending to be a United fan? :P

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Funnily enough the man singing that song is a Manc'

  25. Well i was standin' on the corner, just me and Yoko Ono, we was holdin' Jerry Rubin by the hand, stuck on the man with the guitar in his hand sayin' have a marijuana if you can

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