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Len Cnut

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  1. been the same since i don't know when, so I'm goin' Island hoppin' again..

  2. No need to panic, I'll just lash together a few raw facts, a little bit of old negro wisdom, and this nightmare is over.

  3. i wrote for luck and they sent me you, i sent for juice, ya gimme poison, i order line, you form a queue, try anything hard there's nothing else you can do - Shaun William Ryder, philosopher

  4. the world is not a joyous place, the time has come for you to dispense with the frivalous pleasures of childhood and get down to honest toil until you are 65.

  5. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Macbeth sir.

    3. downzy

      downzy

      I stand corrected. Confusing my Shakespeare.

    4. supercool

      supercool

      they're equally mediocre.

  6. our mum she dont wanna know she says i'm feelin' twice as old she says thought she had a head on her shoulder cuz im feelin' twice as older

  7. DON'T LET THE CHILDREN CRY...OR YOU WILL HAVE TO TELL AL CAPONE WHY!

  8. designed for rhyme crime n!gga, jail time jiggas, them n!ggaz up in hype Vigors lighting n!ggas, silk wally wearin' figuaro chains yeah, jakes beware of black rap millionaires

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    2. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Na n!gga! Did not teach me how to star n!gga, I'm barred n!gga for tryin' to get wit' her in at the bar, n!gga!

    3. Mr. Dude

      Mr. Dude

      I must be lost in the sauce.

  9. Je Suis Ronnie Pickering

  10. it takes a man in a tweed suit 5 and a half seconds to fall from the top of Big Ben to the ground...now there's not many people know that

  11. Over-do it and have a fit...

  12. Coke adds life where there isn't any so freeze....man freeze.

    1. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Synthetic confidence in a baggy. Your body's your body don't rob nobody.

    2. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      What you get and what you see

      Things that don't come easily

      Feeling happy in my pain

      Icicles within my brain.......

  13. for real, it's just slang rap democracy, here's the policy, slide off the rings plus the wallabees, check the status, soon to see me at Ceasers Palace eating salad, we beating and shipping keys to Dallas

  14. assault with intent/to kill your whole regiment it's clear/starting with your president, duckin' my dart gun/tear apart son/you don't want it then don't start none/blaze one with John-a-than/part man, part fly/handle my B.I/camoflague like G.I/Fat like Joe

  15. Del James like Ken Russells The Devils? My respect level for him just rose (from zero)

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      In your defence though, you might be right, a lot of places lists The Devils as horror...i just never took it that way, sort of like Clockwork Orange, what genre do you call that exactly?

    3. alfierose

      alfierose

      I knew a Ken was involved somewhere! Clockwork Orange - I dunno? Is disturbing a genre?

    4. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      With me when the artistic intent behind a movie is as clear as it is and as noble as it is with Clockwork Orange its hard for it to be disturbing, moral ambiguity is what makes a thing disturbing and Clockwork Orange is anything but morally ambiguous.

  16. 2 pebbles, a clove of crushed garlic and a lock of ginger pubes blended in Wednesday moonlight and cast upon the waters shall spel outl the future!

  17. Oi Chocolate tits, your profiles bollocks! *flicks his ear and runs off tittering* :D

  18. Twistin' my melon man...y'know you talk so hip man, you're twistin' my melon man....call the cops!

    1. BetterDay7

      BetterDay7

      Oh, how I love that song. Shaun Ryder used to live round the corner from my mum during his heavy heroin years.

  19. Tommy ain't my motherfuckin' boy...

  20. This is the song of the old time proverbs, how water walk go a pumpkin belly?

  21. Peep the Land Rov', sleeper hold hooray for tolerance!s, lay your dome on a stove, it's like space kid, the whole world is pitch black

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Ah, fuuuuuuuuuck!!! Something about granola rap and photomat. lol

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Victory! I'm calling that 1-1! :D

  22. The grand exquisite imperial wizard or is it the RZArector come to pay your ass a visit?

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Local bio-chemical, universal giant, the black general,

      lickin shots at Davy Crockett on the bicentennial

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      DAMN! i thought you'd dropped the ball and we were evens LOL It's that fuckin' RZArector bit, dammit LOL!

    3. magisme

      magisme

      It's also that I was just listening to the album. lol

  23. this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get, this is what you want this is what you get, this is what you want, this is what you get

    1. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      I'll tell you what I want what I really want...

  24. more or less, moreso, i rip ur torso, live the fast life, come through in the Porsche slow like WOAH, my n!ggaz like dough, light 'dro, nitro, tight flow, nice clothes like WOAH

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