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  1. Summer Song Challenge #8

    Day 23 Day 24 - Song from 1988
  2. Black Woman Cast as New 007

    What if she has a lisp? You'd lap that shit up.
  3. Black Woman Cast as New 007

    I think this is really lame. Trivial sure but lame. How about being original instead of this kind of cynical bullshit? Err, I mean right on! Make the next Bond a tranny or a morbidly obese bulldyke. #notavirgin Bad Guy: "You are too late Mr. Bond the world is going to be destroyed!" 007: "...did you just assume my gender?!" *starts crying* P.S. Mad Max Fury Road was horrendous.
  4. Summer Song Challenge #8

    Day 18 Day 19 Day 20 Day 21 Day 22
  5. Pokemon Sword and Shield

    They don't even bother to cut the inane tutorials eh? For fuck sake. It's all such a shame because the series could easily be way, way better even without changing the formula too much. I'm not really sure how Xbox Game Pass works so I've sort of dismissed it and not thought about it tbh.
  6. Pokemon Sword and Shield

    They're shamelessly lazy and inept. They're fucking useless and greedy. The amount of money they rake in with the franchise is gargantuan. And yet they constantly cut features and fuck things up and now, don't even include all Pokémon? Get fucked. Honestly, I might skip it too when I get a Super Nintendo Switch. I think currently I'm most looking forward to MCC PC, Cyberpunk 2077 and Spyro Reignited Trilogy. Look at the quality and content of those and then look at this trash lolwut. Dragon Quest XI looks gorgeous btw. Game Freak are like the Guns N' Roses of videogames (in the bad sense).
  7. Pokemon Sword and Shield

    And the icing on the cake? Going forward all Pokémon games won't have a national dex... Game Freak: The fans? Gotta fuck'em all.
  8. General Chat / Random Musings

    Pretty sure he's joking mate lmfao. P.S. A female 007? How fucking woke.
  9. Red Dead Redemption 2

    All the old GTA's especially 4 and 5 would sell like hotcakes on Switch. As in big numbers, many millions of copies and would be ongoing staple purchases for most Switch owners, and same for RDR - even if they were cunts and charged full price, so yeah it's frustrating. Sidenote, I'm feeling a bit bleh about the new Pokémon games at the minute. Game Freak is the most fucking incompetent and lazy dev out there, considering their vast resources there's no excuses.
  10. Red Dead Redemption 2

    I wish they'd just put RDR on PC/Switch. It was so great.
  11. General Chat / Random Musings

    They should have done a 2nd over/sudden death then imo, kind of a lame way to end an apparently epic match. I don't even like cricket I'm just competitive lol
  12. General Chat / Random Musings

    I heard they won by default due to a stupid rule that in the event of a tie the team that bats first just automatically wins? Fucking lame if that's the case and we were robbed.
  13. General Chat / Random Musings

    He's extremely gay for Kent and Slurrey. Like extremely gay.
  14. US Politics/Elections Thread

    The documentary 'Conspiracy of Silence', which is posted on YouTube, is worth watching.
  15. Hats Thread

    Lol like the first one but nicer and not that colour.