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  1. COVID-19 Outbreak

    Jimmy Greaves in hospital. So much for alcohol killing the virus eh?
  2. COVID-19: Quarantine Self Help Group

    I got a £2k bonus this month and I'm playing a lot more XBox than usual. Things have been worse.
  3. COVID-19 Outbreak

    Was it basically this? I bet it was just like this.
  4. COVID-19 Outbreak

    Or this.
  5. COVID-19: Quarantine Self Help Group

    Whereas this would be an example of your typical British pant.
  6. General Chat / Random Musings

    I bet his missus is literally licking the supermarket shelves.
  7. COVID-19: Quarantine Self Help Group

    Define “pants” in Canadian.
  8. COVID-19: Quarantine Self Help Group

    We're getting milk, eggs, butter and veg delivered from a local farm once a week. We've got Waitrose and Asda deliveries every two weeks alternating so we get the general stuff from Asda and the Waitrose stuff from Waitrose. Our local Tesco is also being really good managing this so all the shelves are properly stocked and they're only allowing so many people in with one in, one out when they hit capacity. I've popped in for Stella and crisps the last two days in a row with no issues. To top it all off I found out today that we're on course to have one of our best months profit wise at work in years because of all the extra demand for the chemicals we manufacture. All that and I get to work from home in my pants.
  9. British Politics

    If that's the best doctor the jocks can come up with I suppose it explains life expectancy in Glasgow.
  10. COVID-19 Outbreak

    So apparently there's a real disease called Coxsackievirus. I didn't know you could catch anything like that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coxsackievirus
  11. COVID-19 Outbreak

    So the actress who played the mother of the kid who was eaten in Jaws has died of Coronavirus while Trump continues to do his best impression of the mayor from the same film. https://variety.com/2020/film/news/lee-fierro-jaws-dead-dies-coronavirus-1234571541/
  12. COVID-19 Outbreak

    Probably because all the Brits have come home.
  13. COVID-19 Outbreak

    Give it a few years and one of them will be on page three of the Sun with her norks out. Covid (19) from Delhi.
  14. the eating stuff thread

    I’ve got one of those coffee machines you stick the plastic pods in that make poof coffee. @DieselDaisy would love it as all the pods are single use plastic so I’m killing the planet one Macchiato at a time.