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Dazey last won the day on April 18

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About Dazey

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  • Birthday 08/17/1979

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  1. the eating stuff thread

    Not a lot of farmland in Newport.
  2. the eating stuff thread

    Everything sounds like gibberish with a sheep’s cock in your mouth.
  3. the eating stuff thread

    Looks amazing but you lost me at rhubarb.
  4. General Chat / Random Musings

    Lovely day at the cricket this afternoon. Junior enjoying her Easter egg hunt this morning.
  5. US Politics/Elections Thread

    Oh he totally deserves it. I’m just saying that nothing would come of it given the current Congress’ lack of a spine.
  6. US Politics/Elections Thread

    Impeachment is a really bad idea at this point. There’s no way 2/3rds of the Senate votes to remove him from office no matter what he’s done. The only thing to do at this point is concentrate on the 2020 elections.
  7. General Chat / Random Musings

    I just found a gram in the cupboard in my old bedroom at my parents house. It's been there forever and has dried out to the point that it's like snow. Took a cheeky key and it's absolutely lethal!
  8. General Chat / Random Musings

    I like Sam Harris. This probably doesn't surprise you.
  9. British Politics

    I used to go in the scoreboxes as a kid and pull on the strings to work them. It's funny that these things stick with you isn't it?
  10. British Politics

    I grew up in Redcar Cricket Club. Spent every summer weekend for years there as a kid. Love going to local cricket in the summer. Don't watch most of the game but it's great to check the scoreboard every hour or so while getting leathered. DO you remember noises the old scoreboxes from back in the 80's made when scorers were pulling the strings to change the scores on the panels? "K,chunk! K,chunk! K,chunk! K,chunk! K,chunk!"
  11. British Politics

    Marske vs Darlington http://www.marskecricketclub.co.uk/matches/fixtures
  12. British Politics

    I'm going to the cricket tomorrow.
  13. British Politics

    No recollection whatsoever of writing this. Back to the fart jokes where I belong!
  14. Arcade1Up (Cabinets, Mods, Etc)

    Attending one of your music nights is on my bucket list. That basement is awesome.
  15. British Politics

    I mean Farage isn't a stupid man. He's a well educated ex city banker who like many of his ilk resent the European union because EU regulations rein in the worst excesses of his cronies in the city. Brexiteers are typically divided into two factions. First, the upper echelons who would fuck you and I senseless given the slightest opportunity and are frustrated by the fact that laws exist to prevent them doing so. These people are gagging for an economic system where laissez faire capitalism rules and everybody else can go fuck themselves. They cloak it all in vague ramblings of sovereignty and alleged self determination when all they really mean is that they regard themselves as a cut above, a ruling class to whom we all must bow and be fucking grateful for the privilege lest we remain under the fictional boot heel of an institution that in reality affords us innumerable benefits in comparison to any genuine drawbacks. A distant second is the majority of Brexit voters. The great unwashed who have fuck all and have simply been conned by group number one into thinking that this is the fault of a third party who tend to be just that little bit more brown and foreign than their upbringing would allow them to be comfortable with. In summary the posh Brexit guys want to be let loose to fuck the poor and the poor want rid of the N1ggers, Pakis and Poles because "dey tek errrr jeerrrbs!" Nobody stands to benefit from the whole debacle other than the poshos and hedgefund managers and the rest of us have to suffer for their greed and ignorance. [/rant]