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Everything posted by Dazey

  1. General Chat / Random Musings

    Fun fact. The Dunkirk scenes from Atonement were shot in Redcar. A mate of mine was an extra on the shoot.
  2. General Chat / Random Musings

    Bizarrely enough I was actually born on the very day that Life of Brian was released. August 17th 1979. It’s not a personal achievement yet I’ll always be proud of it.
  3. General Chat / Random Musings

    And you’re still as condescending and sanctimonious as ever. Welcome back deary.
  4. General Chat / Random Musings

    He's younger than me so you can go fuck yourself you sheep shagging cunt!
  5. General Chat / Random Musings

    My sister’s 30 and she’s flying to Milan for a modelling shoot next week.
  6. General Chat / Random Musings

    Kevin Bridges did a great joke about just that. "You can always tell the rich kids in school who come back after the holidays with a sun tan and new school bag as opposed to the poor kids who turn up with a black eye and a new second name." The thing about our schools is that most kids would only attend until they were 16 and we can't drive over here until we're 17 so the posh cars really weren't a thing.
  7. General Chat / Random Musings

    I like school uniforms. I think it's a good idea to level the playing field. School isn't a fashion show.
  8. US Politics/Elections Thread

    Whoa! Religious loony alert!!!
  9. General Chat / Random Musings

    I prefer Rory Bremner.
  10. General Chat / Random Musings

    To be fair you could shove a watermelon up your arsehole and it wouldn't touch the sides!
  11. General Chat / Random Musings

    No, it’s a lovely picture and all but I wouldn’t give you £50 for it. No painting is worth even a fraction of that sale price. Ah never mind, it’s going to spend the rest of its life locked in a vault as part of some rich idiot’s investment portfolio anyway.
  12. General Chat / Random Musings

    What a load of fucking shite!!!!
  13. US Politics/Elections Thread

    Neoliberalism is an economic philosophy. I don’t see how your point is relevant.
  14. US Politics/Elections Thread

    Woo hoo! Social conservative! That’s like the worst kind squared.
  15. I love you Romany types, with your legendary campfire hospitality and quaint insistence on settling bills immediately! Thieving bastard gypos! Someone's swiped my wallet! A likely story! I want my 45 quid! Didn't you hear me? I've just lost £300! I bet it was you that nicked it, you swarthy, thieving nomad! Either you or one of your slippery, deformed half-brothers! Yes! I know what you get up to in the dark. Extended family? It's just another word for a sexual free-for-all! You're not in Romania now! Name that ^ reference!

    Looking at the colour of his face it’s a miracle that it’s the only stroke he had.

    If you were the most successful manager in Premier League history wouldn’t you pick somebody like that just to make you look even better?
  18. We need a cricket thread here

    I was gonna say he painted himself yellow and it rained.

    And the old cunt knew exactly when to get out.
  20. RIP Doris Day

    Thought she'd been dead for fucking years!
  21. British Politics

    The one I used to work in had a men only bar on one side of the building then a lounge bar in another room where women were allowed in with the men.
  22. British Politics

    Probably gets paid in beer tokens if the place I worked in is anything to go by.
  23. How does you’re wife feel having a cold, dispassionate, unfeeling automaton wandering around the house all day? Also what does she think of the vacuum cleaner?
  24. British Politics

    I worked in one for three years as a student.
  25. British Politics

    This is the best example of a northern working men’s club I can think of.