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Everything posted by Dazey

  1. General Chat / Random Musings

    To be fair I should have said New Orleans is one of my favourite places in the world. Bourbon Street is fun but it stinks. Frenchman Street is more like what you’re looking for or pop into Treme if you’re feeling brave. This is my absolute favourite place I’ve been but you wouldn’t want to walk there. Also this.
  2. General Chat / Random Musings

    To be honest Bourbon Street in New Orleans STINKS of piss and it’s one of my favourite places in the world.
  3. Member Picture Thread

    You look great Grace. Hair and all.
  4. General Chat / Random Musings

    Have you ever smelled piss when it’s baking in the sun on the pavement you absolute creature? I used to piss in a can because I couldn’t be arsed to get up but I’d always pour it down the pisser the next day because I’m not an animal.
  5. General Chat / Random Musings

    Of course there were windows! My landlords weren’t Pakistani and the “shared house” wasn’t in Rotherham!
  6. General Chat / Random Musings

    “Shared house” Keep up Marigold!
  7. Best Sandwiches

    Suppose it’s better in your khazi than out in the wild kicking a copper while being sectioned.
  8. General Chat / Random Musings

    I have that problem because I’m a fat lazy northern pie monster thank you very much! I’m neither a woman nor 70!
  9. Best Sandwiches

    I’d be dreading the Yabba Dabba Poo to follow.
  10. US Politics/Elections Thread

    Look how intimidated he is by her. He can't look her in the eye. The man is an absolute joke. "My mother and six brothers were killed" "Where are they?" "They're dead. In a mass grave!"
  11. General Chat / Random Musings

    To my eternal shame I used to live in a shared house a few years ago and I would often have several “empties” full of piss sitting on a shelf by the bed.
  12. Stand-Up Comedy/Comics Discussion Thread

    He plays Gus Gorman in Superman 3. I knew that without Google. That’s how much of a sad cunt I am.
  13. General Chat / Random Musings

    This is what I’m trying to write. https://www.icheme.org/media/11848/chartered-member-application-guidance.pdf My head hurts.
  14. Stand-Up Comedy/Comics Discussion Thread

    I absolutely love those two specials. This is either going to be amazing or utterly terrible. Personally I think he should just say fuck it and bring the Mr T jokes back.
  15. General Chat / Random Musings

    So I’m currently in the process of writing my Competence and Commitment report to apply for my IChemE Chartered Engineer status. Spent all day today trying to string 3000 words together and it made me feel like a fucking smelly student all over again. If I get it though you all have to refer to me as Mr Dazey BEng CEng MIChemE. To be fair you’re a midget so the poster lettering was probably in 12pt.
  16. General Chat / Random Musings

    I noticed the mistake but you get a pass for the first part which made me laugh lots.
  17. US Politics/Elections Thread

    Hahahaha! How does that remind you of me then?
  18. General Chat / Random Musings

    I was thinking Terry and June.
  19. British Politics

    So I just got a 24 hour posting ban from Facebook for posting a picture of a scrotum and claiming it was just an aged Iain Duncan Smith. David Gower would be a laugh. Get him pissed and have a go in his Biplane.
  20. US Politics/Elections Thread

    The Senate wouldn’t even vote to increase the minimum age to 15.
  21. US Politics/Elections Thread

    @Len Cnut ^^^^^^^
  22. I really hope this is true. Can’t wait to see the internet basement dwelling virgin’s heads explode. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/15/lashana-lynch-new-007-james-bond-daniel-craig
  23. General Chat / Random Musings

    I'm not. I really genuinely enjoy my work. I get to basically play with Legos on a bigger scale all day. It's great. I'd be bored to death sitting at home all day or probably in the latter stages of cirrhosis by now.
  24. General Chat / Random Musings

    Mine isn't. Mine's great so fuck you!