Jakey Styley Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 must ask about Silkworms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnari Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Dizzy could answer questions regarding the old days (early 90s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) Dizzy is probably the cleverest Gunner. You never hear him moaning about anything, he just keeps it nice and quiet cuz he knows he's on a winner and were it not for Axl he'd probably still be living in a skip round the back of the local cornershop or whatever. Dizzy don't give a fuck about no release dates, no nothing. And i think he's clever for it, I'd do the same thing, fuck it, let this twat sit around consulting the dylithium crystals and holding ouijja board sessions to ask the ghost of Lord Byron whether the spirits think it's the right time to release an album, as long as the cheque comes in every month, shit, what else is Dizzy gonna do, get a window cleaning round? Show up at the Halloween party every year 'alright Axl mate, hows it going? No studio sessions til next January? Soon is the word? Fair enough skipper, you're the boss!' Edited January 23, 2014 by sugaraylen 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoking Baby Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I have a feeling that even though they have a South American Tour scheduled, there will be people begging Dizzy to "Come to... (insert South American country here, including those already with concerts scheduled)".Expect these to be answered:favorite/hardest song to playfavorite foodfavorite audiencecountry he would like to visit, he hasn't been to yethow axl really isExpect these to be ignored:plans for the new albumvegas dvd (not that i care)relationship with slashreunionwhy he didn't attend the HOFIt will be classic Dizzy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axl_morris Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Dizzy is probably the cleverest Gunner. You never hear him moaning about anything, he just keeps it nice and quiet cuz he knows he's on a winner and were it not for Axl he'd probably still be living in a skip round the back of the local cornershop or whatever. Dizzy don't give a fuck about no release dates, no nothing. And i think he's clever for it, I'd do the same thing, fuck it, let this twat sit around consulting the dylithium crystals and holding ouijja board sessions to ask the ghost of Lord Byron whether the spirits think it's the right time to release an album, as long as the cheque comes in every month, shit, what else is Dizzy gonna do, get a window cleaning round? Show up at the Halloween party every year 'alright Axl mate, hows it going? No studio sessions til next January? Soon is the word? Fair enough skipper, you're the boss!' Tell you what, Axl is probably the best employer in the world for travel benifits and paid holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussTCB Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I have a feeling that even though they have a South American Tour scheduled, there will be people begging Dizzy to "Come to... (insert South American country here, including those already with concerts scheduled)".Expect these to be answered:favorite/hardest song to playfavorite foodfavorite audiencecountry he would like to visit, he hasn't been to yethow axl really isExpect these to be ignored:plans for the new albumvegas dvd (not that i care)relationship with slashreunionwhy he didn't attend the HOFIt will be classic Dizzy.Exactly this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Dizzy is probably the cleverest Gunner. You never hear him moaning about anything, he just keeps it nice and quiet cuz he knows he's on a winner and were it not for Axl he'd probably still be living in a skip round the back of the local cornershop or whatever. Dizzy don't give a fuck about no release dates, no nothing. And i think he's clever for it, I'd do the same thing, fuck it, let this twat sit around consulting the dylithium crystals and holding ouijja board sessions to ask the ghost of Lord Byron whether the spirits think it's the right time to release an album, as long as the cheque comes in every month, shit, what else is Dizzy gonna do, get a window cleaning round? Show up at the Halloween party every year 'alright Axl mate, hows it going? No studio sessions til next January? Soon is the word? Fair enough skipper, you're the boss!' Tell you what, Axl is probably the best employer in the world for travel benifits and paid holidays.Thats what I mean man, why fuck up a good thing? I rate Dizzy, who cares about 'art' when you've got so many drawings of Ben Franklin piling up in your bank account...and all for sitting around with your thumb up your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) Dizzy is probably the cleverest Gunner. You never hear him moaning about anything, he just keeps it nice and quiet cuz he knows he's on a winner and were it not for Axl he'd probably still be living in a skip round the back of the local cornershop or whatever. Dizzy don't give a fuck about no release dates, no nothing. And i think he's clever for it, I'd do the same thing, fuck it, let this twat sit around consulting the dylithium crystals and holding ouijja board sessions to ask the ghost of Lord Byron whether the spirits think it's the right time to release an album, as long as the cheque comes in every month, shit, what else is Dizzy gonna do, get a window cleaning round? Show up at the Halloween party every year 'alright Axl mate, hows it going? No studio sessions til next January? Soon is the word? Fair enough skipper, you're the boss!' There's nothing clever about hitching a ride on someone else's gravy train. You'd have to be a complete dullard to be in Dizzy's position and think, "When are we gonna do a record? I'm done with this Axl bullshit." Please. Where ya gonna go? Whatcha gonna do? Have at it, "rock star." Edited January 23, 2014 by magisme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 There's nothing clever about hitching a ride on someone else's gravy train.There is if the only other option is standing by the side of the road with a cardboard sign that reads 'Will Wank for Pennies' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 There's nothing clever about hitching a ride on someone else's gravy train.There is if the only other option is standing by the side of the road with a cardboard sign that reads 'Will Wank for Pennies' Exactly, though. How is that clever?You: Hey, Dizzy, you can either do nothing most of the time and collect paychecks and, every once in a while, go on tour, or you can tug on strangers' willies for pocket change. Your choice.Dizzy: I'll go with Axl.You: Clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvH Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Lol Dizzy Reed.Axl's personal PR assistant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axl_morris Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Dizzy and richard were probably getting paid by more by GNR whilst touring for the dead daisies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 This is why I am glad you have to pay for Nightrain. It will keep the cupcakes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Says the most consistently trolling person on the forums. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 If thinking Dizzy is a major part of GNRs look, sound and level of awesome makes me a cupcake then I am a huge cupcake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Yes, I just said that. You're huge cupcake. I like you and all, but let's not just sit here repeating each other. Let's talk about all the things Dizzy brings to the table and how enlightening he'll be in the chats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 This is why I am glad you have to pay for Nightrain. It will keep the cupcakes out.If you've got some great exciting news about this band or some wonderful rich fruitful intellectually stimulating talking point regarding this band you're welcome to blow our minds with it mate But until you do so is it alright if we have a bit of a laugh please Dad? Pleeeeeeease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 He brings lots to the table.Awesome bongos that make WTTJ even better than it wasSweet piano on all the songs making them sound infatly more awesomeAbsolutely amazing songwriter based off of CD and Silkworms plus all his solo stuffHe has the lookWhat more do you need? Dizzy Reed is Guns N' Roses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvH Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Lol "GNRs look and sound". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 He brings lots to the table.Awesome bongos that make WTTJ even better than it wasSweet piano on all the songs making them sound infatly more awesomeAbsolutely amazing songwriter based off of CD and Silkworms plus all his solo stuffHe has the lookWhat more do you need? Dizzy Reed is Guns N' Roses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Diet Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) Somebody please ban wfuckinga he is worse than broski on his trolling period Edited January 23, 2014 by Crash Diet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 OK, wfa, I'm almost convinced. What about the chat, then? What sort of awesome can we expect in your expert opinion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoking Baby Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I never thought bongos would make a song better than it already is. Oh wait, they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Some decent questions mixed in with PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL DIZZY I would guess. I will ask a few likeWill you ever play The Air or Cheers to Oblivion as your solo spot?Does Axl ever get starstruck being onstage with rock legend Dizzy ReedEtc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoking Baby Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 So there will be cupcakes in the chat, after all... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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