Dazey Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) I’m on a week holiday because I didn’t take enough time off last year and had to take an extra week before the end of the month or lose it. Travelled up to visit the folks for a few days. Just had a couple of pints, downed a bottle of white wine in two and now on my second bottle of red in the space of a couple of hours. Think I might regret this in the morning. Edited February 20, 2019 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 11 hours ago, Dazey said: I’m on a week holiday because I didn’t take enough time off last year and had to take an extra week before the end of the month or lose it. Travelled up to visit the folks for a few days. Just had a couple of pints, downed a bottle of white wine in two and now on my second bottle of red in the space of a couple of hours. Think I might regret this in the morning. Is there anything more grating to a man grafting away to hear about some fuckin' lucky so and so sitting around his gaff like a fuckin' spare one boozing and banging out Monster Munch like a fat lazy minge #jealous #jammycunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 22 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Yeah I dunno why but Wine always gives me a nasty fucking hangover I can sit and sink 8 pints of a night and apart from the beer shits in fine. I drink 2 or 3 glasses of wine and I get intense headaches Mix the red and the white and the beer like he's done and it hots right up. I ain't had a drink in ages. Not sure why either. Think it was around Christmas last time I had a drink. I kinda prefer the skunk lately. I think its cuz I don't do a lot in my spare time these days and booze don't lend itself to just sitting around and drinking, when I'm drinking I get on a boost, I wanna go out and do something. And somehow hangovers and worse when you just sit around boozing. I guess cuz when you're out and about your probably burn some of it off. Hangovers fuck me up these days, never used to bother me, water off a ducks arse but now they fuckin' knock me out the park, find myself fucked until mid afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Definitely discovering I am too old to drink on a school night now days the hangovers fucking knock me for 6 I don't puke too much now days but the shits seem to last forever I've always been alright on the puking front, it takes a lot to make me puke, don't think I've puked since I was a teenager. The shits is standard though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Remember the first time going out on the Guinness and having thick black shits the next day thinking oh fuck is this what Arse Cancer looks like? Arse Cancer: The Irishmans Burden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 On 19/02/2019 at 12:43 AM, lukepowell1988 said: Haven't seen him for ages apparently he went to another forum not sure why Rehab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 16 hours ago, wasted said: Rehab. Rehab is for quitters, you’re a golden God. I’m on drugs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I had 9 drinks last night. Please kill me now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sosso Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Gibson_Guy87 said: I had 9 drinks last night. Please kill me now You should never visit Russia, then. Nine drinks are like a warm up for them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 45 minutes ago, Sosso said: You should never visit Russia, then. Nine drinks are like a warm up for them. I'm only 21, I gotta build a tolerance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I just used a Q-Tip (ear wax cleaner, lil stick things) Then I accidentally dropped it into my beer. Do I still drink the beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, soon said: I just used a Q-Tip (ear wax cleaner, lil stick things) Then I accidentally dropped it into my beer. Do I still drink the beer? Yes, but remove the Q-Tip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 19 minutes ago, soon said: I just used a Q-Tip (ear wax cleaner, lil stick things) Then I accidentally dropped it into my beer. Do I still drink the beer? If it's your own yeah why not, but if if was someone else's no chance. I'd probably put the glass in the bin aswell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: Yes, but remove the Q-Tip. Ah, good advice for a Canadian, home of the Sour Toe Cocktail https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/sourtoe-cocktail 1 minute ago, spunko12345 said: If it's your own yeah why not, but if if was someone else's no chance. I'd probably put the glass in the bin aswell. Ive now finished the beer, but the glass is still going in the bin on second thought. I really could taste the ear wax 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Pliny the Elder. Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Ommagang. Wild at Heart. Yess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricA Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Don't order your after work drinks too fast, one after another, just because you're thirsty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Lucretia, my reflection, dance the ghost with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 I got carded today at the supermarket for buying booze... I mean, seriously?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, EvanG said: I got carded today at the supermarket for buying booze... I mean, seriously?! Are you at the stage where (a) you feel offended by it, (b) it's a compliment, or (c) you think: 'what do you need from me', or (d) 'quit trying'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Lio said: Are you at the stage where (a) you feel offended by it, (b) it's a compliment, or (c) you think: 'what do you need from me', or (d) 'quit trying'? I think it's always a compliment when you reach a certain age, it's better to look younger than older. I know I look younger than my age and that's fine, but this is ridiculous. I'm in my 30's, I could pass for a twenty something, I guess, but I don't look like a teenager either. Plus there stood a, kind of, hot girl behind me, it wasn't exactly a ''cool'' moment when I had to take out my ID... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 2 hours ago, EvanG said: I think it's always a compliment when you reach a certain age, it's better to look younger than older. I know I look younger than my age and that's fine, but this is ridiculous. I'm in my 30's, I could pass for a twenty something, I guess, but I don't look like a teenager either. Plus there stood a, kind of, hot girl behind me, it wasn't exactly a ''cool'' moment when I had to take out my ID... I'm the same age as you and I'm grey haired as fuck, if I have a beard I often get taken for being in my 40s. I guess cuz I have naturally black hair and its quite long often so the greys stick out like bollocks on a bulldog. Conversely though if I shave, because I don't have a great deal of facial hair, i end up looking like a four year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I'm the same age as you and I'm grey haired as fuck, if I have a beard I often get taken for being in my 40s. I guess cuz I have naturally black hair and its quite long often so the greys stick out like bollocks on a bulldog. Conversely though if I shave, because I don't have a great deal of facial hair, i end up looking like a four year old. I've got some grey hairs if I look for them, but it's not very noticeable yet. And I kinda wear my hair longish, so that helps. I think it has a lot to do with the appearance and the vibes you give off. The fact that I'm as thin as when I was 16 probably doesn't help either in making me look more my age, a lot of guys start to gain weight after 30. Edited April 22, 2019 by EvanG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 I drank 12 pints last night. 12. I was up with the sun and feel fantastic. Thats probably the type of capability that one is better off not knowing they have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 On February 26, 2019 at 4:28 AM, wasted said: Rehab. Are you done yet? Whats up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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