SoulMonster Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 There might actually be more to this than I cared to admit My youngest daughter (7) showed me a picture she had drawn of Squarepants Bob, asking me what was missing on the drawing. I quickly suggested a cock and she gave me that disapproving, way-to-adult look she gives me when I am misbehaving In the end we agreed that the right answer was a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Is Squarepants Bob a Norwegian version of Spongebob Squarepants? I couldn't remember the name I have no idea where she had heard of the character from, I don't think it is shown on Norwegian TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Quote My youngest daughter (7) showed me a picture she had drawn of Squarepants Bob, asking me what was missing on the drawing. I quickly suggested a cock Fuckssake man That poor little girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Fuckssake man That poor little girl Parenting is extra challenging for us with a slightly quirky, obscene sense of humour and little to no ability to think things through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Its a modern take on a washing board. You wash laundry in this bag, with a pinky finger nail size drop of detergent and it only takes three minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: You always seem to rock up with an invention from the future. Ha, Im into a bit of kit for sure! This is by far my favourite invention from the future. In this case it was a fellow mygnr poster who turned me onto a YouTube channel and then that channel turned me onto the Scrubba. Perfect for gently washing fancy 60 note gitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 54 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Since moving into my own office I now have my own kettle and microwave to limit my need for any human interaction during the day ... now to install a toilet so I can stop using the waste paper basket. Fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: LOL!!! I have considered it I won't lie. Problem is with being " Upper Management " I have to share a toilet on the top floor with all the big wigs nothing like pushing out a farty shit knowing the CEO is using the urinal in the same room The trick is to take it right to the gates and then stop and allow it to ease out like a gas leak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 There is you lot on about toilet habits again!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 That clothes washing bag I bought, The Scrubba, dang I tell ya, its a humbling experience to do a load of your gitch and have the water turn jet black within 3 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Treated myself with the NG money and bought a Hornsea Aphrodite vase. My husband thinks it looks creepy, so aphrodite is doing less for our marriage than I hoped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 33 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: Treated myself with the NG money and bought a Hornsea Aphrodite vase. My husband thinks it looks creepy, so aphrodite is doing less for our marriage than I hoped There’s a place near Hull called Hornsea. I cycled there once. It’s a shithole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 30 minutes ago, Dazey said: There’s a place near Hull called Hornsea. I cycled there once. It’s a shithole. Yes, that's where the pottery came from. Hornsea was on the map in the 1960s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Gracii Guns said: Treated myself with the NG money and bought a Hornsea Aphrodite vase. My husband thinks it looks creepy, so aphrodite is doing less for our marriage than I hoped I think your husband is right. Maybe paint her eyes red for a laugh and really freak him.out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: I think your husband is right. Maybe paint her eyes red for a laugh and really freak him.out. There was already only a slim chance that she'd increase in value if I hang onto her long enough. Painting her eyes would be setting alight to my money. Anyway, the fact is she's magical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 @Axls Rocket Queen Nice pad, where is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gracii Guns said: @Axls Rocket Queen Nice pad, where is it? Thanks! It's in Wimbledon, not far from where we are now but a bit closer to the town centre. Still going through all the paperwork but we're hoping it will be officially ours come September Edited July 26, 2019 by Axls Rocket Queen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Just purchased this dress for November's awards ceremony. I haven't worn red for around 15 years. Just need some interesting shoes to go with now. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 On 7/26/2019 at 10:19 AM, Axls Rocket Queen said: Thanks! It's in Wimbledon, not far from where we are now but a bit closer to the town centre. Still going through all the paperwork but we're hoping it will be officially ours come September Well that didn't happen Roll on November! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Axls Rocket Queen said: Well that didn't happen Roll on November! Yeah, what’s the hold up? I'm an estate agent y'know (gayest words ever spoken ) Edited September 14, 2019 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 On 9/14/2019 at 8:29 PM, lukepowell1988 said: Delays in the moving process? Best of luck hope it all falls into place soon. We can all come over for a glass of pimms and watch the tennis. Yeah, mainly just solicitors not actually doing their jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 Picked up some retro audio at a yard sale! ^^^Where the handle is seems 'upside down' to me. Cant figure which way to picture it. The deck is in great shape. Just needs a good clean outside and in the volume and tone pots. Battery powered, hand held, am/fm radio. Its got a loop to go around your wrist... neat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 hours ago, soon said: Battery powered, hand held, am/fm radio. Its got a loop to go around your wrist... neat! Cool radio, but quick question... do you live in a shed or just never wash your windows? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, EvanG said: Cool radio, but quick question... do you live in a shed or just never wash your windows? If you mean the outside part of the window, the screen is torn and I think there is a black widow spider that calls it home. Gonna wait until it spins its cocoon thing and then torch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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