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11 minutes ago, Dazey said:

As in fish? :lol: 

That word require co-joining sitara with...I'm not sure I know how to say fish :lol:  Its either machi or machli.  I come from a bit of an ignorant part of the region y'see, what we speak isn't really a language as such, more of a dialect so there's a little difference in the words and like, I wasn't really properly taught it, I just picked shit up as I went along.

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2 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

That word require co-joining sitara with...I'm not sure I know how to say fish :lol:  Its either machi or machli.  I come from a bit of an ignorant part of the region y'see, what we speak isn't really a language as such, more of a dialect so there's a little difference in the words and like, I wasn't really properly taught it, I just picked shit up as I went along.

What's "Rusty Bullet Wound" in foreign then? :lol: 

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13 minutes ago, SoulMonster said:

We can't really expect people from wherever Len is from to have words for fish, but to compensate they have probably 60 words for goats, incest, and incest with goats.

Then when you take into account the differing genders of livestock you get to a point where its 57 varities of Heinz beans man, the combinations are endless :lol:

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6 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

Trivia: Sitara means star.

It could mean potato for all I care :lol: I just know that right after I finish with her, my dick would fall over and start twitching like a stroke victim. :lol: She's one of the hottest women I've ever seen and her Insta proves it. Top tier.

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In memorandum... Let me bow my head to the ultimate THOT troll. Although every presence you had online was completely gone overnight (literally) you were still the one hoe every lonely gamer, neckbeard, and weeaboo scrapped to:lol:. You will be sorely missed :P:lol: along with your 30 dollar bath water :lol:

Belle Delphine

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@Jabberwockylike she unexpectedly disappeared? Hope she is okay?

Middle school is a difficult time, maybe she just needed to focus on that more? :P

That kind of insta sex work must become so monotonous after a while of keeping up with demands. Putting your face on just to then pour water on it must feel like drudgery. Its work. And I bet sometimes its lonely work. Lonely in the "crowd" of 88 000. Hope she's doing well and that one can still buy her bath water on the secondary market! :lol:

This lady was just booted off of master Chef and I had to check out her instagram. 

https://www.instagram.com/Keturah_King/ 

 

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3 hours ago, soon said:

@Jabberwockylike she unexpectedly disappeared? Hope she is okay?

Middle school is a difficult time, maybe she just needed to focus on that more? :P

That kind of insta sex work must become so monotonous after a while of keeping up with demands. Putting your face on just to then pour water on it must feel like drudgery. Its work. And I bet sometimes its lonely work. Lonely in the "crowd" of 88 000. Hope she's doing well and that one can still buy her bath water on the secondary market! :lol:

This lady was just booted off of master Chef and I had to check out her instagram. 

https://www.instagram.com/Keturah_King/ 

 

She made $200,000 grand a month so she's doing more than OK :) I think it's funny just how much guys think with their dicks when it comes to a 20 year old pretty girl who plays up on her hotness and being weird at the same time. To think people actually supported her on Patreon with these ridiculous tier levels for "lewds" not "nudes" shows how desperate some lonely guys are in just wanting to get a nut off :lol: I think her next stunt (if she ever comes back) should be to fart into a jar and sell it.:P  Belle is at genius level troll IMO. She suckered a bunch of dumbass incels on Patreon, made a fake Pornhub account, and then sold her bath water:lol:. She made the most out of her 15 minutes and laughed all the way to the bank. 

Anyways, your chick looks fine as fuck. Nice and thicc in all of the right places where it counts.

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On 11/15/2015 at 2:00 AM, DieselDaisy said:

Lorraine Kelly.

Seriously? I think she'd bite off your dick with her venus flytrap. Either that or she'd give your dick frostbite! That woman is dreadful.

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On August 24, 2019 at 6:29 PM, Georgy Zhukov said:

For politicians they are pretty hot. 

 

Krysten Sinema is probably the hottest woman in the Senate. 

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Dang, she is fantastic! I never seen her before.

That is a shirt that I wont soon forget.

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3 hours ago, soon said:

^^^ gif isnt showing, is it perhaps AOC popping and locking in that dance vid? She was sexy af in that!

I'd take the quartet as a group, singles and various configurations :lol:

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Of course it is :) I didn't even know who the hell she was until I saw it.:lol: Sweet baby Jebus what a tight little body. How could I not?

I'd take Ilhan Omar as my runner up

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