Len Cnut Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Cant be having them fuckin knockers man, big fuckin danglers like that, then again i imagine they'd do wonders for my keepie uppie skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Elsye Perry, Australian all-rounder, No jokes about ''being a wristy player'' lads - no ''full toss'' or ''fine leg'' jokes as we've have heard them all! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Sticky wicket? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Zoe Telford off Yes, Prime Minister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 43 minutes ago, wasted said: Zoe Telford off Yes, Prime Minister Dont you think you've done enough damage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Len B'stard said: Dont you think you've done enough damage? I'm in my philathropic milf phase. It's a new day, as Alecia said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I hate his tattoos but his sexy face acting talent makes up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: I hate his tattoos but his sexy face acting talent makes up for it. Hes great in Legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) When he stripped naked and rubbed himself in butter in Bronson I burst out laughing. Hilariously small. Edited April 6, 2016 by PappyTron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychoKiss344 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Selena Gomez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 She may be my number one celebrity crush. Been into her since Der Untergang (Downfall) was released in the US on DVD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DR DOOM Posted April 12, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 12, 2016 On 4/7/2016 at 4:21 AM, PsychoKiss344 said: Selena Gomez Any ADULT celebrities you want to fuck, or just this kid? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychoKiss344 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) 16 hours ago, DR DOOM said: Any ADULT celebrities you want to fuck, or just this kid? Well I'm 20 so...and she's 23 Edited April 13, 2016 by PsychoKiss344 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Dakota Fanning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 14 hours ago, DR DOOM said: Any ADULT celebrities you want to fuck, or just this kid? Come on, who can't resist a girl who smells like cotton candy and homework 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Not necessarily a celebrity yet, but this American band called Cardiknox just released their first album and I find their frontwoman, Lonnie Angle, off-the-scale sexy. Man, I really would... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Graeme said: Not necessarily a celebrity yet, but this American band called Cardiknox just released their first album and I find their frontwoman, Lonnie Angle, off-the-scale sexy. Man, I really would... Shes got a blokey sort of face, take the lippy and slap off that and the bottom half of her face looks like a Crimestoppers photo-fit thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 20 hours ago, Jabberwocky said: Come on, who can't resist a girl who smells like cotton candy and homework 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Len B'stard said: Shes got a blokey sort of face, take the lippy and slap off that and the bottom half of her face looks like a Crimestoppers photo-fit thing. I find nothing more attractive than a lassie with a good jawline, I don't mean like a fucking witch chin or anything, but the level of definition she's got going on there totally does it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 @Len B'stard give @Graeme some credit, at least he's not gone for someone with the face of an actual infant, as Doomy did. She's got good hair too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: @Len B'stard give @Graeme some credit, at least he's not gone for someone with the face of an actual infant, as Doomy did. She's got good hair too. Doomy didnt pick an infants face, he picked on the guy who picked an infants face. Also, I've expressed a desire to bang Dot Cotton on here before now so i wouldnt take me seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) I used to fancy her as a kid . And not just to look at, her voice was amazing too! coolest accent ever, cockney german and jamaican all mixed together. Edited April 13, 2016 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Doomy didnt pick an infants face, he picked on the guy who picked an infants face. Also, I've expressed a desire to bang Dot Cotton on here before now so i wouldnt take me seriously. Dot Cotton will have learned some tricks in her time which I can only dream of knowing. This is obviously what's getting between Tom Hardy and myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: Dot Cotton will have learned some tricks in her time which I can only dream of knowing. This is obviously what's getting between Tom Hardy and myself. Yeah, he's probably doing Dot Cotton in the cubicles of the Old Vic as we speak! Lucky bastard Edited April 13, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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