SoulMonster Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 46 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: How DID you get the scar on your hand Soulie? Normally I'd request for you to share one of your secrets then, as part of this tit for tat concept, but since I fear becoming an complicit in one of your drug-related minor misdemeanors I think I will pass So the story of my scar goes back many, many years. To when I was in first grade. I was at school and there was this girl - I can still remember her long, auburn hair -- who had this amazing climbing skill. She would climb along a ledge on the school walls. Only a few feet above the ground, but just so beautifully skillfully. And mind you, this ledge wasn't level with the ground, it slated downwards so she had to stick to the walls like a gecko to avoid slipping and falling. Just mesmerizing. She kept doing this along the walls of the school and I was just so amazed. So naturally, I attempted this myself, failed and fell down and scratched my hand? Hah, no! As she was trying to pass along the gap in a doorway, stretching her left foot across the gap to reach to the ledge on the other side, I kicked the door open so she fell on her ass! Then the lioness ran after me and with her taloned harpy hands scratched my hand! I bled! And that was one of my first lessons about disrespecting them ladies. Don't do it, it might scar you, both on the inside and on the outside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: AslatIE fell asleep too lol. The show started for me at like 4:30pm so I was fine, time zones can be brutal. Did you see Aerosmith? I cannot believe Steven Tyler is 70. Fell asleep while still on Skype? That'd be me! haha. I started watching the recording of Aerosmith and it blew me away!! Id drifted away from them since the Nine Lives album and I think Im fully reinvigorated as a fan. Yeah, cant believe he's 70. And Kramer is still playing pretty heavy, too. All of them are performing at top level. Gonna finish watching it today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, soon said: Fell asleep while still on Skype? That'd be me! Narcolepsy? That's it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedish Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Oldest Goat said: Pretty chill. @AslatIE @AxlRoseCDII @youngswedishvinyl and @lpgnr seem like nice dudes. It was great! Thanks for hosting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, SoulMonster said: Normally I'd request for you to share one of your secrets then, as part of this tit for tat concept, but since I fear becoming an complicit in one of your drug-related minor misdemeanors I think I will pass So the story of my scar goes back many, many years. To when I was in first grade. I was at school and there was this girl - I can still remember her long, auburn hair -- who had this amazing climbing skill. She would climb along a ledge on the school walls. Only a few feet above the ground, but just so beautifully skillfully. And mind you, this ledge wasn't level with the ground, it slated downwards so she had to stick to the walls like a gecko to avoid slipping and falling. Just mesmerizing. She kept doing this along the walls of the school and I was just so amazed. So naturally, I attempted this myself, failed and fell down and scratched my hand? Hah, no! As she was trying to pass along the gap in a doorway, stretching her left foot across the gap to reach to the ledge on the other side, I kicked the door open so she fell on her ass! Then the lioness ran after me and with her taloned harpy hands scratched my hand! I bled! And that was one of my first lessons about disrespecting them ladies. Don't do it, it might scar you, both on the inside and on the outside. The truth is the girl was walking up the wall and you looking under up her skirt and she fell off and fucked your hand up, thats the real story isn't it? Edited September 25, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 I can't stop sneezing, hope I am not getting sick....ugh 😷🤒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 I fucked my car off into a dustcart this morning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Here I was expecting some tenderness and concern! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: Sorry. I didn't even know what you meant tbh. What the fuck is a dustcart? Some kind of cart? Filled with dust? A great big fuckin' lorry that the people who collect the bins drive No worries, I was joking about the tenderness and concern, I'd worry if some fuckin' Mauri suddenly put his arm around me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: Oh...is the lorry alright? P.S. I'm not Maori I'm white af Yeah, the lorry made it, thank God, Veolia Water can breathe a sigh of relief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 16 hours ago, BlueJean Baby said: I can't stop sneezing, hope I am not getting sick....ugh 😷🤒 Hope a cold didnt set it. Are you feeling any better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 16 minutes ago, soon said: Hope a cold didnt set it. Are you feeling any better? Yes, probably allergies 😆 Thanks for asking 🙄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 (edited) Am I the only one who gets annoyed when people flaunt their relationships on Facebook? We get it, you love each other and can't wait to get married or engaged or whatever. I love my girlfriend too and think she's beautiful but I just tell her instead of going on Facebook and saying it. Edited September 26, 2017 by Gibson_Guy87 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Gibson_Guy87 said: Am I the only one who gets annoyed when people flaunt their relationships on Facebook? We get it, you love each other and can't wait to get married or engaged or whatever. I love my girlfriend too and think she's beautiful but I just tell her instead of going on Facebook and saying it. i hate the people that post 'inspirational quotes' and even worse those indirect posts where we are meant to question the poster and see if they are ok #facebookwankers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 40 minutes ago, janrichmond said: i hate the people that post 'inspirational quotes' and even worse those indirect posts where we are meant to question the poster and see if they are ok #facebookwankers I hate inspirational quotes in general, pound shop profundity that doesn't bear the mildest of scrutiny and is generally just a prehrasing of the patently bleeding obvious. I dont mind the relationship stuff though, bless em, more people in this world in love the better if you ask me. Fellas and birds all loving each other, go for it, I think its sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 @Len Cnut my bloke ain't got FB or any social media (he don't really like people ) so it's pointless me posting it. If he did i'd be like Meegan is with Slash and he'd hate it I do have the best bloke ever 💕 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, janrichmond said: @Len Cnut my bloke ain't got FB or any social media (he don't really like people ) so it's pointless me posting it. If he did i'd be like Meegan is with Slash and he'd hate it I do have the best bloke ever 💕 Do it the old fashioned way and write it on the walls of the pub toilet Jan hearts Dave, DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Edited September 26, 2017 by Len Cnut 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 First day back at work and I spilled an entire bottle of Pros Aide on myself and glued my pants to my leg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 34 minutes ago, Zoot said: First day back at work and I spilled an entire bottle of Pros Aide on myself and glued my pants to my leg. just googled pros aide and now i'm wondering what your job is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, janrichmond said: just googled pros aide and now i'm wondering what your job is... Freelance Makeup Artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 18 minutes ago, Zoot said: Freelance Makeup Artist. That's cool, do you theatrical type stuff because i've never used pros aide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, janrichmond said: That's cool, do you theatrical type stuff because i've never used pros aide? I do both regular beauty and special fx makeups. The Pros Aide is used for prosthetics, bald caps, blocking out eyebrows... basically for anything you need to adhere to skin. Spirit Gum also works but it's not as strong as Pros Aide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Zoot said: I do both regular beauty and special fx makeups. The Pros Aide is used for prosthetics, bald caps, blocking out eyebrows... basically for anything you need to adhere to skin. Spirit Gum also works but it's not as strong as Pros Aide. I bet you have the best time at Halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 2 hours ago, janrichmond said: I bet you have the best time at Halloween Kind of but it's also the busiest time of the year for me so most of the time I'm running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 I'm hungover, I've still got the flu, I forgot to buy groceries yesterday, I only have one smoke left, and I feel like shit and like I've done something real bad that is gonna make someone hate me, but I can't figure out what that bad thing would be because I was only thinking all the bad stuff, I never did anything, you know? So now I'm sitting here all anxious and stuff. Gonna go back to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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