Len Cnut Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) Quote Haha! Yeah, you know Im a passionate recycler! Oh, you mean the blow?!?! I entered it into the water system, so who knows, next time you straddle the old bidet you might get really high and you'd have me to thank! Why why WHY would you do that?! What kind of person are you, you're gonna get up to heaven and St Petes gonna deny you at the gate for that one! In fact he's gonna call Jesus out just to kick you in the bollocks before they stick you in the lift goin' down, come on soon, I thought you were a better person than that. Edited May 16, 2019 by Len Cnut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 56 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Why why WHY would you do that?! What, shoot liquid blow up your butt? I dunno, like if you needed assistance 58 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: you're gonna get up to heaven and St Petes gonna deny you at the gate for that one! But you gotta admit that its still impressive that an Anabaptist even just got to the gate of Catholic heaven!? 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: In fact he's gonna call Jesus out just to kick you in the bollocks I'd never wash them again! 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: come on soon, I thought you were a better person than that. Well, shit. Guess I'll just go vape some premium Canadian legal weed to try and cheer myself up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 May supposedly going to quit tonight. Andrea "I'm a Mother" Leadsom supposed to quit the cabinet to run for PM. According to Sky News. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, AtariLegend said: May supposedly going to quit tonight. Andrea "I'm a Mother" Leadsom supposed to quit the cabinet to run for PM. According to Sky News. That would be basically swapping one loathsome shit for another equally loathsome shit. Come to think of it, the entire cabinet are morally reprehensible arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, AtariLegend said: May supposedly going to quit tonight. Andrea "I'm a Mother" Leadsom supposed to quit the cabinet to run for PM. According to Sky News. 18 minutes ago, Graeme said: That would be basically swapping one loathsome shit for another equally loathsome shit. Come to think of it, the entire cabinet are morally reprehensible arseholes. If that is the case. Snap election? Second referendum? Both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Farage held hostage on bus by milkshake wielding protesters!!! TWAT!!!! 😂😂😂 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-milkshake-brexit-party-bus-european-elections-protest-milkshaking-a8926011.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw5pPnBRBJEiwAULZKvpviswSysmPx4T7w7-Hft4kX6n64HNpqa_iMKKkeZzU7kV3uDGplkRoCpLwQAvD_BwE 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Liz Truss for Prime Minister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 I love that milkshaking is a thing. 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dazey said: I love that milkshaking is a thing. 😂 It is pertaining to the intellect and general demeanour of the Remainers to applaud this activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 hours ago, AtariLegend said: May supposedly going to quit tonight. Andrea "I'm a Mother" Leadsom supposed to quit the cabinet to run for PM. According to Sky News. May has been supposedly ''about to quit'' for the last year or so according to the papers. She has more persistence than Shahid Afridi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: It is pertaining to the intellect and general demeanour of the Remainers to applaud this activity. In no world is Nigel Farage getting covered in milkshake not funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Just now, Dazey said: In no world is Nigel Farage getting covered in milkshake not funny. It wasn't especially funny. Candidates should be free from physical harassment - I'd say the same for politicians I loath such as Sturgeon and Diane Abbott. It isn't that long ago since Jo Cox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) 32 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: It wasn't especially funny. Candidates should be free from physical harassment - I'd say the same for politicians I loath such as Sturgeon and Diane Abbott. It isn't that long ago since Jo Cox. Seriously? Can’t we make another milkshake exception for Diane Abbott? Edited May 22, 2019 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 If someone slapped one of those oversized baby blue ribbons on me I'd be embarrassed. They really got ahead of the protestors with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Apparently the new insult emanating from the remain/green Guardianist chattering classes is, ''climate denier''! ''Climate denier'' haha. ''I'm telling you once, there is no climate. Doesn't exist! That rain you see? Figment of your imagination. That sunshine? Clearly bollocks''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) 37 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Apparently the new insult emanating from the remain/green Guardianist chattering classes is, ''climate denier''! ''Climate denier'' haha. ''I'm telling you once, there is no climate. Doesn't exist! That rain you see? Figment of your imagination. That sunshine? Clearly bollocks''. And by “new” you mean “been around for at least a decade”? 😂 Edited May 22, 2019 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 47 minutes ago, Dazey said: And by “new” you mean “been around for at least a decade”? 😂 I like your ''god botherer'' one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucketfoot Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 May on her way out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 ''Toxicity'' (and antonyms) is another word beloved of Guardianistes everywhere. ''Toxic masculinity'' for instance, which I initially thought pertained to a bottle of Brut haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) Old mother Mays got the sack then. Or 'stepping down' as its more often put. Edited May 24, 2019 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 The best thing to take from her ministry is lessons in how persistence can lead to blind stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) Why do you Guardian-types not critricise the EU on its appalling lack of diversity? Of 776 MEPs elected in 2014 only 20 of them are from ethnic minority backgrounds. That is 2.5%! As a rough guide to what should be achieved here, about 14% of Europe is of an ethnic background. ''Lack of ethnic minorities''; ''a white man's club''; ''racism'' - come on, this is usual Manna for Guardianistes. Why are you not attacking the EU about any of this? https://www.euractiv.com/section/justice-home-affairs/news/racial-diversity-not-on-the-eus-radar/ https://www.ips-journal.eu/in-focus/they-dont-care-about-us/article/show/ethnic-minorities-are-under-represented-in-the-european-parliament-2454/ Edited May 24, 2019 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 https://www.theglobeandmail.com/world/article-dutch-uk-polls-open-starting-four-days-of-european-elections/ I have to admit, I wasn't expecting this. It's a good day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I hope we don't get Esther Mcvey or Gove, Hunt, Raab. At least with Boris he'll lose his seat next time there's an election. He might be a nasty human being, but at least it's just about his career. With Mcvey she's actively evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) I hope we get Esther McVey. She seems an one-nationist; one-nationism has been sadly lacking in the Conservative Party since Thatcher. I would support Liz Truss but she seems a little bit of an outsider's choice and isn't the greatest public speaker. PS Etonian. Former tutor of Prince William and Harry, Who'd have guessed? Edited May 24, 2019 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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