DieselDaisy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 32 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Walk up to the counter, take a betting slip put your bet on it and slide it across the counter along with the money and then pray. I hate those betting adverts: that one with a coach driver and a bus load of football fans, one of them being comically overweight and consequentially waddling along in a silly manner, and that other one where that blond bimbo goes, ''get ya mobile out''. I just want to behead her after that line: ''get ya mobile out''. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I hate those betting adverts: that one with a coach driver and a bus load of football fans, one of them being comically overweight and consequentially waddling along in a silly manner, and that other one where that blond bimbo goes, ''get ya mobile out''. I just want to behead her after that line: ''get ya mobile out''. Or Ray Winstone exploiting his background constantly goin' ' 'ave a bang on that!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Or Ray Winstone exploiting his background constantly goin' ' 'ave a bang on that!' If you look at British adverts now they are either selling gambling, insurance or loans, i.e. all money related. They are either trying to get you into debt, insured (against catastrophe) and to top it all off Michael Parkinson will give you a free Parker pen just for inquiring about insurance for ''when you're gone''. It is depressing. When I was growing up adverts sold breakfast cereal, chocolate and beer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: If you look at British adverts now they are either selling gambling, insurance or loans, i.e. all money related. They are either trying to get you into debt, insured (against catastrophe) and to top it all off Michael Parkinson will give you a free Parker pen just for inquiring about insurance for ''when you're gone''. It is depressing. When I was growing up adverts sold breakfast cereal, chocolate and beer. A free Parker pen you say?!? Whats the number! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 22 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I hate those betting adverts: that one with a coach driver and a bus load of football fans, one of them being comically overweight . Is there any other way to be overweight? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: A free Parker pen you say?!? Whats the number! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Len Cnut Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Hes sort of achieved the look of a man who smells faintly of urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 fyi on Sunlife. I had a close family member pay into Sunlife Insurance for 2 decades and it wasn't close enough to being able to pay for her funeral. It's fucking ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Hes sort of achieved the look of a man who smells faintly of urine. He used to bat for Barnsley in the same team as Dickie Bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, AtariLegend said: fyi on Sunlife. I had a close family member pay into Sunlife Insurance for 2 decades and it wasn't close enough to being able to pay for her funeral. It's fucking ridiculous. Seriously? Thats fuckin' grim 3 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: He used to bat for Barnsley in the same team as Dickie Bird. There's a famous quote of his old man sayin his career was alright but not as great as batting for whatever cricket team it was he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: Seriously? Thats fuckin' grim There's a famous quote of his old man sayin his career was alright but not as great as batting for whatever cricket team it was he said. Yorkshire I suspect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 @Len Cnut @DieselDaisy Milton Keynes has got a good shopping mall but nothing else. I have to go to these places [Watford too] cos we ain't got many good shops where i live. It's posher than Len's place but let's be honest that ain't hard I think you would approve @DieselDaisy i live very near the cricket club 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 I decided to try this out of curiosity; http://uk.isidewith.com Basically the results were, it said I should vote Green. The next 4 matches that came closest to my political views were of course for parties that don't run here. It also suggested I have less in common with Torrie voters than any other political grouping and should move to some region in Scotland that's name I couldn't begin to pronounce filled with towns I've never heard of before in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 45 minutes ago, AtariLegend said: I decided to try this out of curiosity; http://uk.isidewith.com Basically the results were, it said I should vote Green. The next 4 matches that came closest to my political views were of course for parties that don't run here. It also suggested I have less in common with Torrie voters than any other political grouping and should move to some region in Scotland that's name I couldn't begin to pronounce filled with towns I've never heard of before in my life. Oh fuckin hell, Tory, '63% Tory'. If I get caught en flagrante with a rent boy on Clapham Common, now you know why! Mind that is Tory mostly on foreign policy. I am quite the hippy on energy and green issues I have you know; even told my sister off the other day for fly-tipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 72% Conservative! I'll see you on Clapham Common then Dies' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 (edited) How can you get more than 30% for the Tories? You unemphatic cunts! On the other hand since I got 83% Green, it was basically telling me I shouldn't vote since no party that I could vote for here actually got 50%. Edited April 23, 2017 by AtariLegend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 hour ago, AtariLegend said: How can you get more than 30% for the Tories? You unemphatic cunts! On the other hand since I got 83% Green it was basically telling me I shouldn't vote since no party that I could actually for got 50%. How the hell is this 72% Tory? The Environment Do you support the use of hydraulic fracking to extract oil and natural gas resources? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Should the government increase environmental regulations on businesses to reduce carbon emissions? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Should disposable products (such as plastic cups, plates, and cutlery) that contain less than 50% of biodegradable material be banned? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Transportation Do you support the construction of a high speed railway (HS2) connecting London to Birmingham? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Should the London Underground be considered an "essential service" which would ban all future worker strikes? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Should the national railway be privatized? stats discuss Your answers: No Immigration Should the UK deport immigrants who are considered to be promoting terrorism? stats discuss Your answers: Yes S Should Muslim immigrants be banned from entering the country until the government improves its ability to screen out potential terrorists? stats discuss Conservatives voters: No, banning immigrants based on their religion is unconstitutional S Your similar answer: No Should immigrants be deported if they commit a serious crime? stats discuss Your answers: Yes The Economy Should the government raise the national minimum wage? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Foreign Policy Should the UK maintain a presence at the United Nations? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Crime Should convicted felons have the right to vote? stats discuss Your answers: No Domestic Policy Should the government be able to monitor phone calls and emails? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Elections Should the UK switch to a proportional representation voting system? stats discuss Your answers: No Should foreigners, currently residing in the United Kingdom, have the right to vote? stats discuss Your answers: No Should the minimum voting age be lowered? stats discuss Your answers: No National Security Should the UK assassinate suspected terrorists in foreign countries? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Should laptops be banned on all direct flights departing from the Middle East? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Social What is your stance on abortion? stats discuss Your answers: Pro-choice Do you support the legalisation of same sex marriage? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Should gay couples have the same adoption rights as straight couples? stats discuss Your answers: Yes S Science Should the government require children to be vaccinated for preventable diseases? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Do you support the use of nuclear energy? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Healthcare Should foreign visitors have to pay for emergency medical treatment during their stay in the UK? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Should there be more or less privatisation of hospital and healthcare services? stats discuss Your answers: Less Education Would you support the return of a selective education system and the reintroduction of grammar schools? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Should every student be required to take a GCSE exam at the end of Year Eleven? stats discuss Your answers: Yes Issues we do not side on... The Economy Should the U.K. raise taxes on the rich? stats discuss Conservatives voters: No You: Yes Should the government prosecute people who avoid paying taxes by hiding money in foreign bank accounts? stats discuss Conservatives voters: No, only in cases of evading not avoidance S You: Yes Foreign Policy Do you agree with the UK’s Brexit decision to withdraw from the European Union? stats discuss Conservatives voters: Yes You: No Should the UK abolish the Human Rights Act? stats discuss Conservatives voters: Yes You: No Crime Should non-violent prisoners be released from jail in order to reduce overcrowding? stats discuss Conservatives voters: No You: Yes Domestic Policy Are you in favour of decriminalizing drug use? stats discuss Conservatives voters: No You: Yes Should the British Monarchy be abolished? stats discuss Conservatives voters: No You: Yes Healthcare Should there be more or less privatisation of the NHS? stats discuss Conservatives voters: More, but only where it can increase quality while reducing costs You: Less Education Should the UK abolish university tuition fees? stats discuss Conservatives voters: No, but they should be reduced S You: Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 What the fuck does Corbyn smoke? https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/22/labour-plan-four-new-bank-holidays-for-each-uk-patron-saint All he could come up with is bank holidays to celebrate Patron Saints Somebody please save Labour from itself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted April 23, 2017 Author Share Posted April 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, Padme said: What the fuck does Corbyn smoke? https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/22/labour-plan-four-new-bank-holidays-for-each-uk-patron-saint All he could come up with is bank holidays to celebrate Patron Saints Somebody please save Labour from itself He's not even Catholic— in fact nobody in Britain is even Catholic. Please stop treading on our saints days, you can have St. Valentine and All Souls (Halloween), but us left footers need a reason to drink every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: He's not even Catholic— in fact nobody in Britain is even Catholic. Please stop treading on our saints days, you can have St. Valentine and All Souls (Halloween), but us left footers need a reason to drink every day. My point is that the UK is facing a new era. There is a lot of uncertanty. Brexit is a big gamble. It could go wonderfully right or horribly wrong. And the leader of the opposition comes up with bank holidays? WTF???? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DieselDaisy Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Well Corbyn's big piece of socialist legislation was (drum roll) 'free school meals'!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Dazey said: 72% Conservative! I'll see you on Clapham Common then Dies' Say old chum. Are you at Eton man or a Harrow man olde fruit. Here is my picture by the way, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Say old chum. Are you at Eton man or a Harrow man olde fruit. Here is my picture by the way, Oh dear David! I've missed you!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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