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THE OFFICIAL PROPER FOOTBALL THREAD 2020/21


Len Cnut

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11 hours ago, lukepowell1988 said:

But let's face it he is dog turd ... The amount you paid too you lot got mugged

He is fuckin' dreadful quite frankly and I just can't get behind the bloke, the guy can't get a decent shot off without falling over and every time he does get a shot off its fuckin' wide.  How the fuck he came through the United youth system and got starts I'll never know.

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I remember everybody here suddenly deciding to watch Serie A when Gazza moved to Lazio - I believe channel 4 showed it on Saturday or Sunday morning. 

PS

We thought we were so ''continental'' for watching this, so ''la-di-da'' haha.

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1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said:

I remember everybody here suddenly deciding to watch Serie A when Gazza moved to Lazio - I believe channel 4 showed it on Saturday or Sunday morning. 

PS

We thought we were so ''continental'' for watching this, so ''la-di-da'' haha.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL LAZIOOOO :lol:

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7 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said:

I have had the man flu for about 3 weeks now pretty sure I'm Dying 

I took 4 Ibuprofen so can’t feel my body. I had some codeine but I ran out so I got this cheap bottle of scotch. I coughed all this green stuff out so I’ll probably be back oncourse for 100k posts. 10 a day for 10 years. You need obtainable goals and booze. 

1 minute ago, Len Cnut said:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL LAZIOOOO :lol:

Gazza with no shin pads on holding a bottle of gin. 

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For most Britons, watching the champions league and being able to pronounce all the names with suitable continental intonation (''ray'al Madrid'') is the closest thing to Europeaness Britons get - well, outside of two weeks half board Magaluf/Benidorm. It is the equivalent of somebody middle class buying some little sausages and weird cheeses from a delicatessen and thinking they're Inspector Clouseau.

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Football fans have been everywhere though. They go all over europe, go to South Africa for WCs. I always think I’ll end up getting kidnapped if I go to Brazil and get rolled up in carpet and thrown in a river. So I just buy a brazilian beer online and call it a night. Corona is about as close to Mexico I’m gonna get. 

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2 minutes ago, wasted said:

Football fans have been everywhere though. They go all over europe, go to South Africa for WCs. I always think I’ll end up getting kidnapped if I go to Brazil and get rolled up in carpet and thrown in a river. So I just buy a brazilian beer online and call it a night. Corona is about as close to Mexico I’m gonna get. 

Like Cleopatra?

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