Dazey Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Really? So where's the real jocks? The off licence most likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 33 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Four of the buggers. Four jailed nonces in one youth team! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_football_sexual_abuse_scandal Don’t find any nonces in cricket. Most of ‘em have already been buggered rotten at boarding school so it’s out of their system by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrayWyatt Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Really? So where's the real jocks? All fans of every other team in Scotland hate rangers. The sfa, spfl are all made up of Celtic men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Really? So where's the real jocks? Scotland as we know it today was formed from four kingdoms: Pictland in the Northeast, Lothian in the Southeast, Strathclyde in the Southwest and Dal Riada in the Northwest. The residents of Dal Riada were Gaelic-speakers who sailed across from Ireland and were called the Scotti by the Romans. Their kingdom was the one that the rest of Scotland unified under... but that was the best part of a millennium ago, so I don't think you could say that most present-day Scots were Irish migrants unless you're pursuing some insanely extremist ethno-nationalist ideal. Centuries later, while Ireland was under British rule, many Protestant Scots sailed over and settled in the North of the island as part of a social campaign to Protestant-ify it, and during the 19th Century, lots of Irish Catholics came over to Scotland looking for work, especially after the potato famine. This basically meant that there were strong links between the Protestant communities in Scotland and Ireland, and likewise the Catholic communities in both places. Celtic was founded by Irish Catholic clergy in Glasgow and became emblematic of the Irish migrant community, Protestant Scots gradually adopted Rangers as their equivalent club and the two institutions became bound up in a broader ethno-political dichotomy at the turn of the 20th Century. Because of the aforementioned links, Protestants/Unionists in Northern Ireland came to support Rangers and Catholics/Republicans adopted Celtic. This meant that the footballing rivalry in Scotland became a proxy for the political conflict in Northern Ireland throughout the 20th Century - but Scotland is not Northern Ireland, Our society is far less binary, there is a 'hardcore support' of both clubs that would conform to the 'Rangers/Protestant/Unionist/Loyalist' and 'Celtic/Catholic/Nationalist/Republican' caricatures, but there are many thousands who don't and it hasn't been the dominating divide in Scottish politics. For most of the last 40 years, most Scottish people comfortably voted Labour irrespective of if they were Protestant or Catholic, Rangers or Celtic, because most of Scottish society was comfortably centre-left. Likewise, the Scottish National Party was predominantly a Protestant (although not necessarily tied to Rangers-supporting Protestants) institution when it was founded, that was treated with suspicion by Labour-voting Irish Catholics, irrespective of their views about whether Northern Ireland should reunify with the Republic. The movement for Scottish independence remained mostly separate from the whole Rangers/Celtic thing, and indeed marginal from mainstream Scottish politics until the late 2000s when Labour's lack of ambition, cronyism, and drift to the right under Blair allowed the SNP to start outflanking them on the left and capture the mainstream of Scottish politics. This was compounded by the election of the Tory/LibDem coalition in 2010. Since Independence has become a prominent issue, the hardcore supports I outlined above have mostly aligned themselves to one side or the other (Rangers to Unionism and Celtic to Nationalism) but it's not black and white, John Reid, who sits on Celtic's board was a big part of the 'no' campaign in 2014, and I know of loads of Rangers fans who voted 'yes', high-profile examples including singers Amy Macdonald and Simon Neil, or writer Alan Bissett. Despite the rhetoric, most people in Scotland don't let their football team decide their politics. Also, why the fuck are we talking about this shit? Look at that goal! Why aren't we talking about actual football! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 7 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Really? So where's the real jocks? I was being quasi-facetious but Glasgow, Lanarkshire and other areas certainly have a large Irish ancestry whose ancestors migrated here - especially in the wake of the potato famine - to swell Glasgow's burgeoning population in accordance with the Industrial Revolution (the exact same thing happened in Liverpool). They even brought with them the old sectaries, the Orange Order and Irish Republicans, both of whom you can see marching in Scotland today. It is ironic as the original Ulster plantations (1606-) were more Scottish than English (Presbyterian Lowlanders). So basically you have circular immigration, with Scots settling in Northern Ireland in say 1606, but their ancestors settling back in Scotland in say 1850! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Dazey said: Don’t find any nonces in cricket. Most of ‘em have already been buggered rotten at boarding school so it’s out of their system by then. There was a nonce arrested at one of my local cricket clubs. I think I may have posted about it here? I was trying to find the photo of the tweet but found this instead, Rose in the Toon, Continuing with the football theme, Blyth Spartan's mascot (a fat kid dressed as an ehh Spartan) haha, Edited October 24, 2020 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Group of death? for who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Fucking killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 On 10/23/2020 at 5:32 PM, Dazey said: Don’t find any nonces in cricket. Most of ‘em have already been buggered rotten at boarding school so it’s out of their system by then. Bumming their fags at Eton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Fucking hell. Missing the match today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 1, 2020 Author Share Posted November 1, 2020 9 hours ago, SoulMonster said: Fucking hell. Missing the match today. Hello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Hello I saw most of the game. Fucking drab, wasn't it? Similar to the Chelsea game a week ago just boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 2, 2020 Author Share Posted November 2, 2020 4 hours ago, SoulMonster said: I saw most of the game. Fucking drab, wasn't it? Similar to the Chelsea game a week ago just boring. How do you fancy Oles chances going forward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: How do you fancy Oles chances going forward? Pretty good. But it has to be better than this. It is too inconsistent. At the best, it is fantastic; but at the worst, it is really bad. Still, I believe that can be fixed. But it needs to be fixed quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Giggs slapping the missus around I see? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-54791144 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 (edited) On 11/3/2020 at 7:45 AM, DieselDaisy said: Giggs slapping the missus around I see? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-54791144 Goes back to what I’ve ALWAYS said, something about that team attracts cunts. I don’t even mean as players, just morally deplorable people. Fergie - cunt Schemiechel - cunt Giggs - cunt Keane - cunt Neville Bros - wankers Cantona - cunt Van Nistelrooy - pussy and cunt Ronaldo - cunt Paul Scholes - ginger cunt Beckham - world cup ruining cunt I could go on all day, something about that team, the generation of my youth most specifically, personality-wise, are just the most horrible human beings, it just oozes from them, every interview you see. Edited November 5, 2020 by Len Cnut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Goes back to what I’ve ALWAYS said, something about that team attracts cunts. I don’t even mean as players, just morally deplorable people. Fergie - cunt Schemiechel - cunt Giggs - cunt Keane - cunt Neville Bros - wankers Cantona - cunt Van Nistelrooy - pussy and cunt Ronaldo - cunt Paul Scholes - ginger cunt Beckham - world cup ruining cunt I could go on all day, something about that team, the generation of my youth most specifically, personality-wise, are just the most horrible human beings, it just oozes from them, every interview you see. The problem with that theory is that if you were correct, you'd be working for Manchester United. You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 37 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Goes back to what I’ve ALWAYS said, something about that team attracts cunts. I don’t even mean as players, just morally deplorable people. Fergie - cunt Schemiechel - cunt Giggs - cunt Keane - cunt Neville Bros - wankers Cantona - cunt Van Nistelrooy - pussy and cunt Ronaldo - cunt Paul Scholes - ginger cunt Beckham - world cup ruining cunt I could go on all day, something about that team, the generation of my youth most specifically, personality-wise, are just the most horrible human beings, it just oozes from them, every interview you see. Rooney - old cunt shagging cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Dazey said: Rooney - old cunt shagging cunt Precisely, like I said, I could go on all day! While his young wife was up the stick, no less. 59 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: The problem with that theory is that if you were correct, you'd be working for Manchester United. You cunt. I’d never fuckin’ apply mate, I’m ambitious. Edited November 5, 2020 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 Just now, Len Cnut said: Precisely, like I said, I could go on all day! While his young wife was up the stick, no less. His wife is a proper Vicky Pollard looking slag to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Dazey said: His wife is a proper Vicky Pollard looking slag to be fair. She ain’t bad, you’d have a pop EDIT: i had a google image, fair play, she’s a bit of a fuckin’ munter, don’t remember her lookin’ that bad! Edited November 5, 2020 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: She ain’t bad, you’d have a pop I'd have a pop at the granny too. Seriously though I think it's the accent. Can't abide scouse on a bird. That one out of Killing Eve is proper wank fodder but as soon as she opens her gob ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 29 minutes ago, Dazey said: I'd have a pop at the granny too. Seriously though I think it's the accent. Can't abide scouse on a bird. That one out of Killing Eve is proper wank fodder but as soon as she opens her gob ........ nah, the scouse accent is often sexy, no matter how classy a bird looks slap a scouse accent on her and you know she’s a PROPER slag The granny was funny though, remember in The Sun she was like ‘I tries to reason with him, I really did’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrayWyatt Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 (edited) The taigs get destroyed once again, this is hilarious. Shane Duffy is the worst defender i have ever seen. Edited November 5, 2020 by BrayWyatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 You know Manchester United fucked up Arsenal properly in the 90s when Arsenal fans in 2020 still haven't got over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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