Gracii Guns Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Family friendly jokes and japes where nobody is going to get offended… Christmas comes around sooner every year. My greengrocer has already started selling snowman noses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 What's a frog's favourite sweet? A lollyhop. This is definitely going to be as popular as the inappropriate thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 My dog only responds to commands in Spanish, i took him to the vets, they told me hes espanyol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 There was a mother cat. Her kittens were named Un, Deux and Trois. She took her kittens out across the ice. But due to climate change the ice was thin and Un, Deux, Trois cat sank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 oh let us get some racist ones in please, i got loads 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: oh let us get some racist ones in please, i got loads What's got 8 legs and a ........... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Could it be...the Ninja Turtles?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 wait, did the inappropriate jokes thread get deleted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pretendertothethrone Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Hunter S. Thompson should have watched wrestling instead of football. Get it? There is no off season in the WWE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Gordon Comstock said: wait, did the inappropriate jokes thread get deleted? No, it didn't. I'm just finding Dad jokes deeply hilarious at the moment (I blame it on pregnancy). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlslash Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 A man walks into a talent agency, and says I have a new family act to show you. Oh, not *that* kind of family joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Spiders are the only web developers who enjoy finding bugs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Gibson_Guy87 said: Spiders are the only web developers who enjoy finding bugs I just tried this one on my web dev husband. "It's not even true! Bugs are an opportunity to work better!" *facepalm* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 My girlfriend asked me to get her lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me How does a rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Q.What do you do if you see a Spaceman? A.Park in it man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Sure this isn't the bad jokes thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 hour ago, AtariLegend said: Sure this isn't the bad jokes thread? In this age of relativism, bad is a spectrum. For immoral or offensive bad jokes, use the other thread. For corny but hilarious bad jokes, stay right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Len Cnut Posted September 14, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2017 I go to the doctors right and i go to him 'i'm having trouble hearing' and he goes 'can you describe the symptoms?', i went 'well Homers a fat bald bloke and Marge has got blue hair'. 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post spunko12345 Posted September 14, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2017 My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion when we noticed a drunk man sitting alone drinking his whisky. Do you know that guy over there? I asked Yes, she sighed. Thats my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we broke up 15 years ago. Oh my god, I said. Who would have thought someone could go on celebrating for all that time. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Q:What do dyslexic zombies eat? A: brians 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Len Cnut Posted September 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 20, 2017 Met a tranny from greater manchester the other day. He had a wigan address. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi What do you do when 5000 zombies surround your house? Hope its Halloween! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NostalgiaGoddess Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Why are the Nordic countries so cold? There are lots of metal fans over there. I tried... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 11 hours ago, NostalgiaGoddess said: Why are the Nordic countries so cold? There are lots of metal fans over there. I tried... That's actually pretty clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Went to buy some camoflague trousers the other day...couldnt find any. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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