Gracii Guns Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Padme said: But what relationship do they have with George Clooney or David Beckham? As far as I know they get together once in a while for some charity event She might have wanted options at the altar if Harry didn’t turn up. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDeeds Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Dazey said: Nothing to do with the complete lack of evidence of god's existence then eh? No. That's irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Found this in the women thread 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Gracii Guns said: One thing I’ll credit Americans for is that they’re not scared of having fun. Fuck that, we're world renowned for our ability to have fun, ask any tourist resort on the continent! Look at our football or our boxing, we fuckin' bring the noise. Its just there's a time and a place for it and that place ain't round the Queens gaff. You want a bit of decorum in the right places, you want your Queens and your prime ministers to be a...y'know, exemplary, a cut above, all that fun mularkey, thats for us commoners, your leaders, heads of state etc should behave in a manner befitting their position, or else you end up with gaffers like that cunt America have got in charge with the funny hairdo. Edited May 20, 2018 by Len Cnut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 @Len Cnut Your examples of Britons having fun are football and boxing. To me, those are the two main causes of needless violence and/or cultural division in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toroymoi Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 I had to mute the preacher. He just repeated himself for what seemed like 5 minutes going on about 'God is love' in slightly different ways each time, then what seemed like another 10 minutes... it was just too much. Church services should be quick and concise, or maybe I'm just too British for the American loudness and what seemed to be an effort to make himself the spectacle. Meghan looked gorgeous, as did her mum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Fuck that, we're world renowned for our ability to have fun, ask any tourist resort on the continent! My cousin and his girlfriend came to visit from London (He's Italian but has lived in London for over 10 years)...and they basically said that the guys over there typically control their liquor but the women in London tend to get fall down, sloppy drunk all over town. Edited May 20, 2018 by Kasanova King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kasanova King said: My cousin and his girlfriend came to visit from London (He's Italian but has lived in London for over 10 years)...and they basically said that the guys over there typically control their liquor but the women in London tend to get fall down, sloppy drunk all over town. See, now thats fun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 20 minutes ago, Kasanova King said: My cousin and his girlfriend came to visit from London (He's Italian but has lived in London for over 10 years)...and they basically said that the guys over there typically control their liquor but the women in London tend to get fall down, sloppy drunk all over town. ''Ladies' Day'' at Ascot is always fun, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2662351/Huge-flowers-giant-paintbrushes-acres-lace-lead-hat-parade-Ladies-Day-kicks-Ascot.html 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 57 minutes ago, Gracii Guns said: @Len Cnut Your examples of Britons having fun are football and boxing. To me, those are the two main causes of needless violence and/or cultural division in the UK. I’m just talking about like...the energy of the crowds and that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 19 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: ''Ladies' Day'' at Ascot is always fun, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2662351/Huge-flowers-giant-paintbrushes-acres-lace-lead-hat-parade-Ladies-Day-kicks-Ascot.html I think I'm going to make a 3-4 day stop over in London next year on my way to Italy....that's what I'm talking about, ladies.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) .. Edited May 20, 2018 by Kasanova King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: That's a bit rapey, Leonard. What, getting rat arsed? Well shit, then I’m Paul Bernardo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Britain generally feels a bit better when the sun is shining, as those pissed women demonstrate. That is rather how it feels like it right now - you may have sensed this vibe at the Royal wedding also. People seem to smile a bit more. Summer weather is for cricket, horse racing, drinking Pimms at those aforementioned and beer in beer gardens, eating cucumber sandwiches at beaches. When it is pissing it down is for football and rugby, all thermal flasks of bovril, woolen hats and dour faces. Of course, that is if you are not working. Wouldn't want to be sweating like a bastard on a building site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 41 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: Nooo, Cobber. I said that because you showed interest once he said 'only' the women get drunk lol. No he didnt, he just said the men can hold their liquor, which is a well known fact innit, compared to birds I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlingrl03 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Apparently when the Queen finishes eating, everybody has to stop eating also. At those state banquets, it doesn't matter if you are starving and haven't finished that steak you are tucking into: Her Majesty has put her cutlery down and so everybody has to stop also. All Windsor boys are in shorts until they reach a certain age - irrespective of the weather. That is why you only ever see Prince George in little shorts all the time. They also open their presents on Christmas Eve, a legacy of their Hanoverian origin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Kasanova King said: I think I'm going to make a 3-4 day stop over in London next year on my way to Italy....that's what I'm talking about, ladies.... Yeah, will need a few glasses of wine first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madeline Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 2 hours ago, marlingrl03 said: Gotta love Zara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I agree Zara has the best expression. Her lip gloss game is on form there. I really hope her husband wakes up every morning and thanks baby Jesus for how well he’s done for himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 8 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Apparently when the Queen finishes eating, everybody has to stop eating also. At those state banquets, it doesn't matter if you are starving and haven't finished that steak you are tucking into: Her Majesty has put her cutlery down and so everybody has to stop also. All Windsor boys are in shorts until they reach a certain age - irrespective of the weather. That is why you only ever see Prince George in little shorts all the time. They also open their presents on Christmas Eve, a legacy of their Hanoverian origin. Obviously, the Queen don’t wannabe sitting there watching you stuff dirty great chunks of steak into your gob, chomping and swilling down her wine, shes gotta do that just to cut the greedy cunts off, if that protocol weren’t there they’d eat her out of house and home 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: Obviously, the Queen don’t wannabe sitting there watching you stuff dirty great chunks of steak into your gob, chomping and swilling down her wine, shes gotta do that just to cut the greedy cunts off, if that protocol weren’t there they’d eat her out of house and home It is a ''kebab on the way home'' job I expect, dining at the Windsors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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